Life can be rough…that’s why the women of Twitter are here to help you laugh your troubles away!
Enjoy these 13 tweets from the female Twitterati that are sure to make you titter your ass off!
1. Does it have to be five? Isn’t it usually one?
PITCH: "Reverse Queer Eye" – Five straight men come to your house and absolutely destroy your life.
— Kristen Bartlett (@kristencheeks) August 7, 2019
2. Same
how i be at 3am watching tasty recipe videos that i will never cook https://t.co/CNmlWoE5Gq
— ugh (@cropout) August 4, 2019
3. Shy guy…
me waiting for my number neighbor to text me first bc i’m shy pic.twitter.com/9gHdsfyMcn
— alexa (@playnikes) August 2, 2019
4. Surprise ending!
Girl, I'm a sweet guy
Reply to all your tweets guy
Be cool if we could meet guy
Send pics of your feet guy
Please reply to my chat type
Or else I will get mad type
You only date Chads type
Whatever, you're so fat typeI'm a niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice guy
Bitch
— Saoirse Like Saoirse (@MiseryVulture) August 2, 2019
5. Okay… I can see that…
The male equivalent of getting bangs is thinking about doing stand up
— Brown Peggy Olson (@ahdiv_me) August 4, 2019
6. When he right, he right…
I was crying and my bf said “look at yourself. You’re wearing your big hoops and this is not big hoop attitude” you right boo
— Chelsey Mills (@Chels_Mills_) August 3, 2019
7. #HotGirlSummer
Was feeling mad bummed out all day so I ate sushi and a cheeseburger and a brownie sundae and the good news is I am now in too much physical pain to notice my emotions
— Kat Timpf (@KatTimpf) August 5, 2019
8. This somehow makes sense…
Am i stupid or does anyone else hold off having their lunch break for as long as possible? So then when i get back I have less time until i finish?????
— tia (@tiasbw) August 2, 2019
9. There he is!
Been all over this fucking mall looking for this boy
pic.twitter.com/l3Tr6zqD2R
— IG:lue.mbem (@lusavela_mbem) August 6, 2019
10. Mind. Blown.
just took a probiotic and an antibiotic. does this mean I am taking…nothing?
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) August 7, 2019
11. Hands down the best news all day!
Vibrator died so you know what i have to do
pic.twitter.com/PUgf8YmXAS— (intern)al pain (@Revelacaa) July 30, 2019
12. Nobody expects…
I told my boyfriend some guy tried to get my number, here’s his reaction
pic.twitter.com/8LiLCHhOiO
— kimmm (@dlroweloc) August 3, 2019
13. HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?!?!
broh driving in la is such a trip i’m still laughing pic.twitter.com/UulhKb8LOB
— allison klemes (@allisonklemes) August 6, 2019
Okay, that’ll do for a couple days.
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