10 Times Kids Embarrassed Their Parents in Public

Kids like to say some crazy stuff, and sometimes their outbursts happen for all the world to see and hear.

These 10 parents tell us all about the times their kids just wouldn’t STFU and said some of the most embarrassing things imaginable.

Get ready for some hilarious confessions… and some cringeworthy ones at that!

1. Well that’s funny!

Not just funny… but REALLY f**king funny!

Photo Credit: Whisper

2. So how did your daughter come up with that plan?

Because I’m thinking it’s not a horrible plan.

Photo Credit: Whisper

3. I bet that made you stop RIGHT away.

“She doesn’t know what she’s talking about!”

Photo Credit: Whisper

4. Oh boy… that’s not great!

Sometimes I think we just need to explain this stuff to them.

Photo Credit: Whisper

5. Okay, this is adorable and so self aware!

I hope you were really mean to her after this. 😉

Photo Credit: Whisper

6. This kid is my favorite kid ever!

Spoiler alert!!!

Photo Credit: Whisper

7. OMFG… kid… shut up…

You’re probably not that skinny yourself ya know?

Photo Credit: Whisper

8. Well, could she? Hmmmmm???

I mean… maybe she was just being honest?

Photo Credit: Whisper

9. Wow… that’s daddy’s little girl!

I have mad respect for her knowing these lyrics, though.

Photo Credit: Whisper

10. The correct answer to that is “Yes. That is a real ninja.”

Photo Credit: Whisper

And if you don’t stop talking, she’s going to ninja you!

Wow… those parents are absolute saints.

What did you think? Do you have kids? Have they said some crazy stuff in front of strangers?

Share your story in the comments and let us ALL enjoy!

Don’t be stingy!

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13 Times Tumblr Made Us LOL

Remember Tumblr? Of course, you do!

Have you been tumbling lately? Probably not.

But guess what? We have! And we’re here with the tasty Tumblr nuggets for you to munch on.

Don’t’ miss out, friends! Gobble up these 13 Tumblr bites, and laugh your a**es off!

Enjoy!

1. She sells sea shells by the sea shore…

Or online on Amazon? Either works.

https://bigbobpataki.tumblr.com/post/186002531469/a-picture-thats-worth-a-thousand-words

2. Rock it so f**king hard!

And if you’re not here to rock your f**king a** off, then maybe you should go elsehwere!

https://ndiecity.tumblr.com/post/172082669203/my-local-rock-station

3. Isn’t this where we all belong?

West Virginia?

https://moami.tumblr.com/post/186545057426/as-a-german-kid-i-used-to-wonder-why-our-radio

4. I never knew this!

They know how to make jokes? Of course they do!

https://mugasofer.tumblr.com/post/130645365463/mad-yet-glad-just-shower-thoughts-do-deaf

5. Well, she’s certainly not taking any s**t!

You go girl! Don’t let anybody harass you EVER!

https://the-quote-books.tumblr.com/post/115975288793/monstrousreg-today-in-the-park-i-was-walking-my

6. Essential info for modern living

I mean… a skeleton… some heartbeats… that’ll work, right?

https://nudityandnerdery.tumblr.com/post/184307981302/in-the-movie-venom-during-the-first-human-trials

7. Don’t play that name game!

Meredith! You can take this apple sauce and shove it!

https://acepalindrome.tumblr.com/post/189890842513/my-brother-decided-to-teach-his-two-and-a-half

8. I would watch the s**t out of this show!

This is genius. Whoever though of this needs a prize.

https://fartgallery.tumblr.com/post/148112916522/a-game-show-where-a-toddler-has-to-choose-between

9. Oh the humanity!

Ahhh, the many joys of parenting in the modern world.

https://ghostproofing.tumblr.com/post/184925869029/hoofbitch-just-another-secret-gaygent

10. What’s my secret?

I always spoil everything!

https://bidoof.tumblr.com/post/149464459818/movie-idea-guy-finds-a-stone-tablet-engraved-with

11. Crushing not talking

Who would ever want a crush to know such things?

https://starrthepj.tumblr.com/post/156875244918/unflirty-hiyoupeople-unflirty-wtf-people

12. From rags to riches

Whoever she was, I salute her.

https://swordsandparasols.tumblr.com/post/187086027510/what-a-fucking-power-move

13. When you read it out loud…

You’ll hear it. Just read it out loud.

https://tchaikovskaya.tumblr.com/post/186679556272/this-is-legitimately-the-absolute-funniest-thing

That’s gotta make you feel better, right? All that laughing and giggling is bound to make anybody’s hormones elevate a bit.

Which of these random Tumblr bits did you find the funniest?

Let us know in the comments, fam!

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Funny Tweets That Are Peak 2020

If I had any wishes for this awful year, it would be that it never gets mentioned in polite conversation again.

And yet… I know that’s not realistic. I know we’ll be talking about 2020 for DECADES to come. And we’ll be going over how awful and crazy this year was again and again and again.

So, given that reality… why not keep talking about it now and find the lighter side?

That’s what these tweeple are doing, and I’m here for it.

If not to laugh… then perhaps to cry?

Let’s take a look!

1. I really don’t need to be on that Zoom call, right

I’m just going to hang out with my feels.

2. The most 2020 math equation ever

I’m so over this year.

3. They’re not doing that well.

Because I am one of those people… and I hate life right now.

4. Also, if you don’t have a life, booze will give you one!

It won’t last long, but, yanno… YOLO!

5. Also, quarantine Day 673

I will do this every single day, regardless.

6. Gurlllllll

I don’t think that relationship is gonna work out…

7. I mean… same same

Hypersonic? Maybe. Funky fresh? No.

8. I should be terrified, but instead I’m intrigued.

I’d hang out with this gal!

9. I knew it!

Emails can’t find people… only people can find emails. Think about it…

10. Sounds like a plan!

It’s a bold move Cotton, let’s see if it works out for them…

All of those tweets are bangers. For real. And you can’t convince me otherwise.

But… that’s my hot take. What’s yours? Let us know in the comments.

Thanks fam!

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Some of the Best Facebook Posts of the Year That Will Give You the Laughs You Need

How are you doing, friend? Good, I hope. And it’s about to get better. Much better.

Why? Because we went out to the Twitter… to find the best of Facebook.

Make sense? Yeah, of course it does. How can it not? It’s so easy to follow.

Let’s take a look at these 11 Facebook posts that will give you life, laughs and love.

1. Lol… my kid is trash. Pls help me.
Gotta love the honesty!

Poor kid 🙁 from sadcringe


2. Merry Beanmas!
This is gross… but also fantastic, right?


3. That’s actually how it works.
Do you even Spanish, bro?


4. Gotta give ALL the love to Dolly, fam!
Jolene… Jolene… Jolene…


5. Oh snap! You got the daughter you need.
I honestly don’t even know how to read this.


6. When you find these diamonds in the rough…
Gotta polish them up!


7. I am endlessly fascinated by this!
What in the heck are people doing during quarantine?!


8. When you just want your money back from your mistake…
Go to Facebook and GET THAT MONEY!


9. People get THIS excited about Christmas?
Good lord!


10. Doing it Fred Flintstone style!
Hope you’ve got some great shoes!


11. What in the actual what?
I mean… at least they can rhyme.

And that, my friends, is how laughter is made. One Facebook at a time… and one Twitter post that highlights that Facebook post.

All of that makes sense, right? It’s not really that hard to figure out. It’s a clear path from Facebook to Twitter to here. Simple!

Okay, any of these make you laugh out loud? Let us know in the comments!

Thanks, fam!

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People Share Posts That Left Them Seriously LOLing

2020 has been an absolutely garbage year, but that doesn’t mean we can’t all sit back and laugh at other people’s stupidity for a moment, right?

If you’ve had a bad day or even if you’d had an okay day… it’s completely okay to guffaw at other people’s painful bad decision making for a moment.

And if you haven’t been on Facebook for a minute… bruh… you’re welcome!

1. Isn’t that like CHURCH size Jesus?
Can you imagine sleeping underneath that thing? GAAAHHHHHH!!!

2. No Mabel, that’s not what it means.
Mind your own business and your own ovaries, kid!

My grandma thought I love babies doing yoga from oldpeoplefacebook


3. I feel this deep down in my soul.
So damn deep.

It do tho from facebookwins


4. I’d let Shaun stay as LONG as he wants.
He’s got the fire posts, y’all!

Anyone want to go to the shoe store? from facebookwins


5. I have a feeling this isn’t really good for the engine…
Fun statement… but naw… time to demask the car.

Just saw this on my Facebook newsfeed. from funny


6. Is this what dentures look like between teeth?
Asking for a friend. No, asking for me.

My grandma decided she’d post a pic of her smiling every day to cheer everyone up from oldpeoplefacebook


7. There’s so much that’s right about this.
And so much that’s very wrong too. I love it.

My aunt from oldpeoplefacebook


8. Was he undressing you with his eyes?
How do you know he works for NASA? Hmmmmmmmmmm????

I feel like being in a Flat Earth group is just cheating… from insanepeoplefacebook

9. I mean… he’s not wrong!
BUT… you know somebody will just strip that audio out. Right?

10. Should somebody tell him?
I think somebody should tell him. In Spanish.

So, were we right or were we right? Well, it’s just me, actually.

Was I right or was I right?

Yeah, I was right.

Okay, which one of these made you really LOL?

Let us know in the comments!

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People Share Posts That Left Them Seriously LOLing

2020 has been an absolutely garbage year, but that doesn’t mean we can’t all sit back and laugh at other people’s stupidity for a moment, right?

If you’ve had a bad day or even if you’d had an okay day… it’s completely okay to guffaw at other people’s painful bad decision making for a moment.

And if you haven’t been on Facebook for a minute… bruh… you’re welcome!

1. Isn’t that like CHURCH size Jesus?
Can you imagine sleeping underneath that thing? GAAAHHHHHH!!!

2. No Mabel, that’s not what it means.
Mind your own business and your own ovaries, kid!

My grandma thought I love babies doing yoga from oldpeoplefacebook


3. I feel this deep down in my soul.
So damn deep.

It do tho from facebookwins


4. I’d let Shaun stay as LONG as he wants.
He’s got the fire posts, y’all!

Anyone want to go to the shoe store? from facebookwins


5. I have a feeling this isn’t really good for the engine…
Fun statement… but naw… time to demask the car.

Just saw this on my Facebook newsfeed. from funny


6. Is this what dentures look like between teeth?
Asking for a friend. No, asking for me.

My grandma decided she’d post a pic of her smiling every day to cheer everyone up from oldpeoplefacebook


7. There’s so much that’s right about this.
And so much that’s very wrong too. I love it.

My aunt from oldpeoplefacebook


8. Was he undressing you with his eyes?
How do you know he works for NASA? Hmmmmmmmmmm????

I feel like being in a Flat Earth group is just cheating… from insanepeoplefacebook

9. I mean… he’s not wrong!
BUT… you know somebody will just strip that audio out. Right?

10. Should somebody tell him?
I think somebody should tell him. In Spanish.

So, were we right or were we right? Well, it’s just me, actually.

Was I right or was I right?

Yeah, I was right.

Okay, which one of these made you really LOL?

Let us know in the comments!

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Hilarious Fails People Were Brave Enough to Share

Do you know what’s totally hilarious? People failing.

You know what’s even better? When people fail AND share those fails with the world.

It takes a big person to bring out the worst in people, and make it their best… but that’s what we have in these 12 posts, AND WE ARE HERE FOR IT!

Let’s take a look!

1. Alright, who planted a bomb in the paint?

I mean… I have sooooooo many questions about this. Where to begin?!?

Gonna be a long day.. from Wellthatsucks

2. That stupid thing when you forget you’re melting your lappy.

“Oh dang… that’s hot.”

My dad says, “Google is doing this stupid thing where the blur the top left part of the results. Facebook is doing it too actually.” He melted the top left corner of his screen. from Wellthatsucks

3. I mean… would anybody take this job for $25?

More like $100 to get that unf**ked!

Image Credit: Facebook

4. Hey, at least she found them!

That’s a plus, right?

Facebook

5. My guess is the applesauce is on the right.

What do you think?

One of these is applesauce. One of these is grease from a deep fryer. Guess which one I ate a spoonful of a few minutes ago from RuinedMyDay

6. When you hear your iPhone ringing, but you can’t figure out where it is.

Anybody ever look OUTSIDE of the car? Ha!

Image Credit: Facebook/IDK

7. I hear that’s good luck!

Just don’t drink that lucky drink… #truth

Walking to my first job this morning with a fresh cup of coffee. That’s not cream, it’s a crow shit hole in one. from Wellthatsucks

8. An important distinction in 2020.

“Why are my hands are sticky?!”

Image Credit: Know Your Meme

9. I’ll give you ONE guess.

Or… I’ll give you 630 guesses.

10. Wow… somebody wasn’t paying attention.

Or maybe… they were getting revenge!

11. I didn’t even realize they melted!

Did you know they melted?!

12. I mean… this might be somebody’s DREAM, right?

Extra pepper? More like ALL the pepper!

My pepper grinder broke this morning. from Wellthatsucks

There you have it! All the hilarious fails you can handle, and for the low, low price of completely free.

What a deal, right?

Alright, we want to hear from you. Which one of these made you laugh the most? Let us know in the comments!

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Hilarious Fails People Were Brave Enough to Share

Do you know what’s totally hilarious? People failing.

You know what’s even better? When people fail AND share those fails with the world.

It takes a big person to bring out the worst in people, and make it their best… but that’s what we have in these 12 posts, AND WE ARE HERE FOR IT!

Let’s take a look!

1. Alright, who planted a bomb in the paint?

I mean… I have sooooooo many questions about this. Where to begin?!?

Gonna be a long day.. from Wellthatsucks

2. That stupid thing when you forget you’re melting your lappy.

“Oh dang… that’s hot.”

My dad says, “Google is doing this stupid thing where the blur the top left part of the results. Facebook is doing it too actually.” He melted the top left corner of his screen. from Wellthatsucks

3. I mean… would anybody take this job for $25?

More like $100 to get that unf**ked!

Image Credit: Facebook

4. Hey, at least she found them!

That’s a plus, right?

Facebook

5. My guess is the applesauce is on the right.

What do you think?

One of these is applesauce. One of these is grease from a deep fryer. Guess which one I ate a spoonful of a few minutes ago from RuinedMyDay

6. When you hear your iPhone ringing, but you can’t figure out where it is.

Anybody ever look OUTSIDE of the car? Ha!

Image Credit: Facebook/IDK

7. I hear that’s good luck!

Just don’t drink that lucky drink… #truth

Walking to my first job this morning with a fresh cup of coffee. That’s not cream, it’s a crow shit hole in one. from Wellthatsucks

8. An important distinction in 2020.

“Why are my hands are sticky?!”

Image Credit: Know Your Meme

9. I’ll give you ONE guess.

Or… I’ll give you 630 guesses.

10. Wow… somebody wasn’t paying attention.

Or maybe… they were getting revenge!

11. I didn’t even realize they melted!

Did you know they melted?!

12. I mean… this might be somebody’s DREAM, right?

Extra pepper? More like ALL the pepper!

My pepper grinder broke this morning. from Wellthatsucks

There you have it! All the hilarious fails you can handle, and for the low, low price of completely free.

What a deal, right?

Alright, we want to hear from you. Which one of these made you laugh the most? Let us know in the comments!

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Fails That Are Among the Best Things About 2020

Welp, THAT year has come and gone and we’re now left to celebrate ALL of the fails that happened during THAT year that… which will never be mentioned again.

Seriously… don’t even think about the year that was between 2019 and 2021. It’s not worth it. You’ll just make yourself angry. In fact, I’m angry just thinking about you possibly thinking about it. And how silly is that?

No, let’s instead look back on some silly, hilarious fails and move past it all… quickly and efficiently.

Let’s go!

1. Oh yes… I wanted the drill bit FOR GIANTS!

And he got it!

When you order the wrong size from facepalm

2. Wow… somebody wasn’t paying attention.

Or maybe… they were getting revenge!

3. I mean, that’s only if you don’t like your coffee garlicky AF

Me, I love garlic coffee. So…

Image Credit: Tumblr

4. That second line…

… is the best and most cringey thing you’ll ever read.

5. Mmmmmmmmmm, just like mom never used to make.

It’ll only take EIGHT MORE HOURS!!

When you come home and your house doesn’t smell like pot roast (r.slowcooking) from Wellthatsucks

6. Well… isn’t that some s**t!

“I can’t believe you’ve betrayed me like this, Roomba!”

7. I didn’t even realize they melted!

Did you know they melted?!

8. Okay, now that’s rough AF.

Nobody deserves to be treated like that.

It was 0530, I didn’t know whether to laugh or to cry from Wellthatsucks

9. People are going to have some VERY sticky hands.

Sticky… but delicious!

Image Credit: Know Your Meme

10. Wait… you don’t know your project partner’s name?

Hahaha… classic!

11. I’ll give you ONE guess.

Or… I’ll give you 630 guesses.

Alright, did we get all of that out our system? Laughed at some fails and now we can move on into the future with nary a mention of the year that never was?

Good! I’m glad we can agree.

But first, I want to hear from you! Which of these fails tickled your funny bone in JUST the right way?

Let us know in the comments!

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People Share the Oddly Specific Rules They’ve Run Into Because of Somebody’s Stupid Mistake

Have you ever have one of those jobs that you don’t really like and they’ve got a bunch of strange rules that you’re not even sure how they came up with them?

Yeah, pretty much all of us have.

I remember one job I had people weren’t allowed to go out on a perfectly nice patio to eat lunch. The reason? Because somebody tried to do a handstand on the railing and fell over and killed themselves.

Yeah. I mean, I feel for that guy and his family… but that was a nice patio and those would have been some nice lunches (PS… I did it anyway).

Let’s take a look at some people who ran into similar situations!

1. The things we do for love!

In rehab our cottons swabs were taken away because a guy decided to jam one into his eardrum to get sent to the hospital and get painkillers.

Every seemingly dumb rule we had in there had a backstory to it.

2. Prisoners are so ingenous!

Used to work in a prison, and they had to ban Marmite spread, because the inmates used the yeast to ferment alcohol.

And Kit Kats, because they used the foil wrappers for heroin.

3. Students are sneaky AF

My Professor had a system where he said “Homework Due by 12:00.”. I turned it in about ten minutes early…then realized I’d made a mistake, so I fixed it and uploaded the new one, which hit at 12:00:23 or so.

The next day he talked about how various people knew that if they opened the submission page, they could submit their homework after the deadline because the system only stopped you from accessing the page at the given time. He told us that such homework was going to be given a zero despite being submitted.

He then said “There was one submission however that was submitted at 23 seconds past midnight…I will allow this one as I had not specified to the second that the homework had to be submitted. Henceforth, all homework MUST be submitted by 12:00:00.” and gave me a smirk.

I just gave him a cringy little salute and we had a chuckle.

4. Well, these people are no fun!

“Absolutely no roller skates in the lab”

My husband worked for a private lab startup and half the women there did roller derby. The lab was (as many are) a repurposed warehouse with nice smooth concrete floors. One of the women thought it would be fun to skate between machines. She got a lot done but the boss figured osha wouldn’t be too thrilled so the sign went up a few days later.

You could still wear your skates in the break room.

5. Taking snacking seriously

On an AirFrance flight from Morocco to Mauritania, the flight attendant gave the safety brief in French at first. My french is not good but my ears pricked up when I heard the words “feu de camp.” I obviously discounted my translation as misunderstanding the brief until she went into the brief in English.

We were given the standard safety brief on all aircraft, but at the end we were specifically reminded that there are to be no cooking or camp fires lit on the plane at any time.

Can you imagine your seat mate getting hungry and deciding to start a fire on an airplane to cook up some snacks?!?!?

6. Now THAT is a specific rule!

My father’s hometown, Marion, Ohio, had a rule that you couldn’t eat a donut while walking backwards.

If I remember correctly, it had something to do with attracting police horses to lure them away from the police.

Cops are weird.

7. Count on Walmart for the sage wisdom.

“Do not put 14 rolls of toilet paper in the toilet”

– Walmart 2019

8. THE HORROR!!!

In my lease, I had a clause to properly dispose of my used tampons.

I asked why and apparently my landlord had a tenant that caused $50,000 of damage because she threw her used tampons into the cabinet under the sink. She rented the apartment for years and there were 3+ years worth of used, bloody tampons in there.

The, uh, blood caused a bunch of damage akin to water damage to the bathroom. The floor under the cabinet was rotted through. From bloody tampon storage.

The thought of a steamy, gelatinous glob of blood gooping through the sh**ty linoleum and blooming a bloody Clicker from The Last of Us makes me want to actively die.

9. Trash panda circus!

At my last job, we had a sign on the back door that said “you must walk trash all the way to the dumpster; DO NOT TRAIN THE RACCOONS!!!”

The story behind that is the facility I worked at does dog daycare and training, and Darcy the Human (not to be confused with Darcy the Poodle) didn’t like having to walk all the way across the parking lot at the end of the night to take out the trash, and trained about three raccoons to drag the bags to the dumpster because he couldn’t be bothered to walk 50ft to it.

He got away with it for about a year, and even named them. The manager only found out when she opened the back door to throw out some boxes and saw a bunch of raccoons immediately run up and cart them off.

10. A spite rule!

The ten-bin bowling alley in Geelong implemented a “Patrons must not play blindfolded” rule.

The manager claims it was for safety reasons… but I will always know in my heart it was solely because I beat him three games in a row wearing a blindfold.

Geelong is an awesome city on the bottom of the Australian mainland. Lived there 18 years. Sadly, the bowling alley was demolished around 2001.

11. This had to be a rule?

My all time favorite, in the Taco Bell i frequented as a teenager:

“Please do not spit on the managers.”

It wasn’t even a f**king paper, it was a plaque, someone got spit on enough times to go out and pay for a plaque.

12. These employees were outlaws!

I worked for a company that would send us out of town and put us up in hotels for weeks.

We had per diem for food but they told us we could absolutely not use it on alcohol.

Found out the company use to have an open bar at the hotel for employees until some former employees got so drunk they hired prostitutes and ended up doing cocaine and were kicked out of the hotel and arrested.

13. A reasonable set of rules!

Wish I had a picture but in EVERY restroom stall at my work there is a sign that says

THREE COURTESY FLUSH Flush once to prepare for elimination Flush between “the go” and the paper Flush upon completion

Wonder who put that together in their head and said “I have a solution.. hear me out guys”.

14. You’d think this would be obvious?

Back in the 90s, I used to work in a convenience store in New Jersey. Once a year I’d have to go to the health department and get certified as a food handler.

It is in this capacity that I learned that there is a law on the books in the state of New Jersey that you cannot store food under a leaking sewage pipe.

You just know health inspector went into a store and said “what the hell?! You can’t store food under leaking sewer pipe!”

And the store owner said “cite the statute!”

15. LOCKOUT

There was this one residence hall on campus where we had to inform students on move-in day not to twist their apartment room key a certain way into their bathroom door otherwise they could possibly get locked in if closed.

They were encouraged just to use the inner lock bolt body system. Students got charged $5, after one free pass, if a staff member got a call and had to rescue them from trapping themselves in their own bathroom.

Working in that hall for two years, I rescued students 7 times and 4 of those times it was the same girl.

Jeez… that last one sounds like quite the fire hazard, right? Hope they got it all sorted out.

Okay, which one of these rules did you find the strangest?

Let us know in the comments!

Thanks, fam!

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