Introverts know how real the struggle is. The world is a chaotic, anxiety-inducing place that tends to be structured around the preferences of extroverts (probably because they never shut up).
But it’s ok, because instead of going out into the world today, we’re gonna stay home, pour a drink, and read TWEETS about…
1. Looking away from you
2. Fearing your judgement
3. Fearing you in mass quantities
4. Hating ourselves
5. Avoiding you
6. Clinging to you
7. Sparing you
8. Hiding from you
9. Remembering you
10. Running from you
11. Hating you
12. Hiding ourselves…
13. …and digging to figure out wtf we’re gonna tell you about it (and practicing saying that about 100 times internally before we
say it to your face text you)
14. Fearing your voices
15. Love-hating you
16. Shooing you
I hope you’ve enjoyed these tweets.
NOW GO AWAY.
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You like adorable posts? So do we! So let’s check out some very adorable Tumblr posts. ‘Nuff said.
2. It’s because we can’t see shit anymore tbh
4. I have seen this secret society before
6. It all makes sense!
7. Pompous Arnulf
9. Double awww
10. Triple awwww
Ok some of them weren’t technically “adorable”.
But that isn’t important right now.
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Do you know how your parents met? Was it a romantic story or was it maybe just a tiny bit sketchy? In the case of my parents, it was actually neither. As is the custom in India, their match was arranged by their families. 35+ years later, they’re still happily married and now enjoying their golden years.
The following 15 people share how their parents got together, and you may just find it hard to believe some of these. Because, yeah, wow.
1. How romantic!
2. How do you not learn how to dance?!?
3. Wait… what?!?
4. Like a boss!
5. That’s one way to get somebody’s attention!
6. I’m not sure how I feel about ANY of this. Sweet or creepy? Hmmmm…
7. Their inhibitions were down, and stayed down…
8. …and the rest was history.
10. Arranged marriages oftentimes last longer. True story.
11. Beers for everybody!
12. Hey, whatever works. I guess…
13. 80s babies unite!
14. In search of…
15. Cougartown USA
Here’s hoping that whenever you meet that special someone, it’s interesting. But not too interesting!
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When the Twitterverse giveth, it giveth with aplomb. These hilarious tweets have all garnered over 150 retweets, so you just know they’re awesome.
Let’s check ’em out!
1. Just a small town dog, livin’ in a lonely world…
2. And suddenly… SCIENCE!
3. Well, humanity was fun while it lasted…
4. OMG! Cutest. Hiding. Place. Ever.
5. Yeah, this is too true.
6. Ninja kittehs!
7. I’m dying!
8. Sooooooooooooooo excited!
9. Sorry Duey. Love, Grandma.
10. And people say they don’t have personalities?
11. Note to self: never go to Oklahoma…
12. “No, you can’t play with us!”
13. Just wait for it…
14. Pro parent move…
15.Round and round and round…
And that’s all folks!
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Given that a visit to the doctor generally involves sticking you with needles or thermometers at a time when you’re already not feeling well, it’s no surprise that so many of us are afraid to go to the doctor.
Well, some of these secrets aren’t going to make you feel any better about going to the doctor’s office, because we all know that nurses are among the first people we see… and sometimes they’re just done with our nonsense. On the other hand, some of these thoughts are pretty cool.
So check them out!
2. Karma is a bitch!
3. Straight up evil.
4. So are you kind, or…?
6. Nurses being bros.
7. BFFs for realz!
8. Wow. This one definitely hits home.
9. Everybody needs help.
10. That’s nice.
11. Love this!
12. Hmmm, this smells fishy…
13. Forget the secret… what is going on with that photo?!?
15. Well, it IS ice cream…
16. Always take time to celebrate!
18. “Beautiful veins”
19. What is it with people thinking male nurses are weird?!
20. Doesn’t ink prove that somebody is more empathetic?
21. “more nurses like her.”
22. Oh, I’m sure you all complain too…
23. How can you not?
At the end of the day, we’re all just humans trying to get along in the world. And everybody needs a break. So say “thank you” to your nurse the next time they do a good job. Or even an adequate job. Because they’ve got one of the toughest jobs.
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Oh, anti-vaxxers. There are tons and tons of real, peer-reviewed, scientifically validated evidence showing how much good vaccines do. There is also all the evidence there is no link between vaccines and autism. Despite that, anti-vaxxers will keep insisting that vaccines are the devil, an opinion they’ve based on information gleaned from memes and health blogs.
Naturally, choosing not to vaccinate your child is your right as a parent. But unfortunately diseases couldn’t care less about your personal autonomy, and skipping vaccines is a decision that puts you child and others (such as those too sick/young to be vaccinated) at serious risk of infection. That’s why whenever an anti-vaxxer parent tries to justify their choice online, other parents are pretty quick to roast them.
That’s what happened to this parent, who apparently wanted to create an “outside bedroom” for their unvaccinated child…
Here’s what they wrote:
The weather is getting nicer. My son, Jericho (not vaccinated), never wants to make it in by curfew. I am planning on moving his bedroom outside. I’m not looking for this post to turn into a debate, REBECCA. Just looking for recommendations for outdoor furniture for 2 year old boys room. His favorite color is yellow.
The internet being what it is, it wasn’t long before the roasting began.
The Twitterverse was on FIRE
And the hits just kept coming.
So toasty in here
Is it just me? Cuz I am feelin the heat for real.
That’s a whole cup of dark roast right there
People were also curious about this mysterious “Rebecca” that Jonny didn’t want to debate with.
Where is Rebecca??
I think Jonny is gonna need some ointment for these sick burns.
And finally, there’s this to consider:
FACE MELTER. ^^
Well played, internet. You have saved the day yet again.
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Air travel has gotten pretty rough over the years, and they’ve really taken a beating (or given one, rather) in the way they treat customers. Let’s just call a spade a spade, y’all: They’re dicks.
But out of the frustrated masses, every so often a hero emerges to light the way forward. The latest incident? Refusing to let a gentleman bring his beer onto the plane with him.
Passenger Dean Stinson was on his way to Perth, Australia via Qantas Flight QF777 when was told he couldn’t bring his can of Emu Export lager, so he hatched a rather hilarious plan: he checked his beer as luggage!
According to News AU:
The beer was tagged and sent off to be loaded onto the plane with the rest of the baggage, which the Melbourne ground staff happily did — but not until they had snapped a few pictures of the unusual check-in item.
Incredibly, the beer actually made it to its destination and apparently was the first thing to come out at the baggage claim – proving that the baggage handles at Perth clearly have a great sense of humor.
Sure, it might be all shaken up and skunked from the changes in pressure and temperature that it undoubtedly experienced in the cargo bay, but it’s the principle of the matter. This hero of a man stared the tyranny of modern air travel right in the eye and literally said, “Hold my beer.”
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Every working mom understands how real the struggle truly is.
I’m not saying dads don’t have it rough.
Every parent knows that kids just suck the life out of you, no matter who you are.
I’m saying moms have different worries…
Different relationships with their kids…
And they are definitely treated differently at work.
Because they’re not moms. They’re dads.
But dads will never know the struggle of a mom.
And so, to all the hardworking mamas out there…
I am honored to salute you.
Good luck getting through the week, ladies. You’re gonna need it.
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If there’s one thing we all have in common, it’s that we all have moms. While we also all have biological fathers as well, men don’t carry the baby, give birth to it, and sometimes don’t even stick around to be a Dad.
The other thing many of us have in common is finding out things about our mothers that we’d rather not know. Sometimes it’s not a huge deal, but still… she’s your mom.
But sometimes, oh sometimes… the secret you uncover is so shocking you just can’t even.
Get ready! It’s gonna be a wild ride.
1. Hmmmm, I guess it’s legal in most places now, so….
2. What’s with all these drug dealers!?
3. Enhhh, not horrible. Would you be okay if she were doing burlesque?
4. Ahhh, that’s so sweet.
5. Is that even a cougar?
6. Yep. I’ve been there.
7. Uh yeah. That’s awkward AF.
9. Feel like you need to talk to her about it. ASAP.
10. Yikes. Not good.
11. Tell. Your. Dad. You. Dummy.
12. Sometimes the bad guy isn’t the guy.
13. Uhhh yeah. Take a LONG break.
14. Your life might involve a raise for your mom. Perhaps.
15. Yeah, that’s not right.
17. Better do more than pray. Lots of resources out there that can help.
18. Smoking sucks.
19. Maybe they sorted it out?
Mother of mercy, some of those were nuts!
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We all know celebrities live a charmed existence. They have seemingly endless amounts of money, they’re always gorgeous, and they’ve got all sorts of staff to help them manage life.
That said, parenting is one of those things that affects all of us similarly. Sure, if you’re wealthy you can afford extra help, but a sassy kid is a sassy kid no matter what. These 10 tweets are proof.
1. Christina Applegate hasn’t showered but it’s fine.
2. Pink remembers the important stuff.
3. Serena Williams’s kid is growing up too fast.
4. Carrie Underwood mostly eats her kids’ leftovers.
5. Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard are clearly delirious from sleep deprivation.
6. Chrissy Teigen’s toddler has a knack for words.
7. Anna Faris is amazing at potty-training.
8. Cardi B doesn’t speak baby language.
9. Conan O’Brien is fed up with children’s movies.
10. Lin-Manuel Miranda has a wordsmith for a son.
Hey, at least you know you’re doing as well as a mega movie star at parenting.
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