I know it’s not funny that the current state of the world is forcing companies to declare bankruptcy, and that our kids might grow up without all of the wonders of the world that we did, blah blah blah, but that doesn’t mean humor isn’t still one of the best ways to cope.
A fact you’ll surely agree with me on after reading through these 15 hilarious reactions to people learning that Chuck E. Cheese, childhood staple and bane of parents everywhere, is struggling financially.
15. Just reminiscing about the good old days.
I mean, they weren’t great but they were better than this.
under obama, bin laden was dead, and chuck e cheese was alive https://t.co/aAx9sdY8gg
— Oliver Willis (@owillis) June 25, 2020
14. When you think about it that way, maybe this is for the best.
I mean. Who thought this branding was great?
Hi, welcome to Chuck E. Cheese. Everything is visibly dirty and our mascot is a rat, eat some pizza near a sneezing child.
Come on down for some rat pizza at our child casino.
— dan johnson (@danevanjohnson) June 25, 2020
13. It would be nice if we could be sure there were better days ahead.
Something tells me that’s just not true, though.
yo wtf our childhood’s slowly fading away. all the good shows are over, toys r us is pretty much gone, and now chuck e. cheese is going bankrupt pic.twitter.com/Lqda8Wp29A
— santiago (@itssantiagolol) June 25, 2020
12. Perhaps this is truly when things went downhill.
Although kids love all “monies” it doesn’t matter the color.
Chuck E Cheese's real mistake was going off the gold standard pic.twitter.com/ck55Ae3gXy
— Ryan (@RyanfDuffy) June 25, 2020
11. Only $1? I thought it would be more, because no one eats the salad bar.
Salad bars are gross at the BEST of places, y’all.
Disappointing. Now that Chuck E Cheese is going bankrupt, I won't be able to use my coupons… pic.twitter.com/NWdrXmbMlb
— ሰለሞን (@glassS0Ldier) June 25, 2020
10. Back in the 80s we ate creepy characters for breakfast.
This new rat looks too nice. He’s probably hiding something.
In light of the news about bankruptcy from Chuck E Cheese, I have one thing to say. EARLY 2000's CHUCKY IS BETTER THAN THE NEW ONE……… pic.twitter.com/WGSWzJ4qDo
— VALHALLA tH (@VALHALLA_tH) June 25, 2020
9. We reap what we sow, people.
But I mean, I think it’s clear Chuck E. Cheese doesn’t have a bangup marketing team.
Chuck E Cheese deserves to go bankrupt simply for not managing to find a way to capitalize off this banger.
— ≛T. S. Jennings≛ (@TJay308) June 25, 2020
8. Everyone already assumes it’s full of germs so there’s that.
He’s just saving America, one disgusting business at a time.
BREAKING- Trump has confirmed his next rally at the Chuck E. Cheese in Tupelo, Mississippi and hoping he can sell it out.
— Tony Posnanski (@tonyposnanski) June 21, 2020
7. 2020 is determined to take it all away.
They can’t have Betty White. They just can’t.
CHUCK E CHEESE JUST WENT BANKRUPT WE GONNA HAVE NOTHING LEFT BY 2021
— ben (@benoftheweek) June 25, 2020
6. They just might be the currency of our impending dystopia.
I mean, you never know.
Since Chuck E. Cheese has filed for bankruptcy, now's the perfect time to invest in these bad boys. pic.twitter.com/6SNyKKrzDm
— King Taco (@Taco_Kingdom) June 25, 2020
5. No one in their right mind over the age of 11, anyway.
Which is maybe redundant?
“I’m going to miss Chuck E. Cheese” – said no one in their right mind.
— Hoodlum (@NotHoodlum) June 25, 2020
4. This animatronic band was terrifying.
And also it plays at a local bowling alley so come to Kansas City.
Everyone when they hear that Chuck E. Cheese has gone bankrupt pic.twitter.com/iw5aFcCnN7
— Out of Context Dawko (@DawkoNoContext) June 17, 2020
3. Now there’s a rat-owned business I could get behind!
I’ll take the specialty, please.
Since Chuck E. Cheese’s is going bankrupt, I would like to propose replacing it with another rat-themed restaurant. pic.twitter.com/fHC21zCSAA
— OctopusInTheNeighborhood (@InOctopus) June 25, 2020
2. American rats are always looking for handouts.
It’s sort of pathetic looking, isn’t it.
Chuck E. Cheese Before & After 2020 pic.twitter.com/FT9G6yHOGC
— Douglas A. Boneparth (@dougboneparth) June 25, 2020
1. There’s nowhere to go but up.
I’m sure there will some day be another restaurant looking for a rat representative. Ahem.
Charles Entertainment Cheese has hit rock bottom pic.twitter.com/t6379SjGji
— Tank.Sinatra (@GeorgeResch) June 24, 2020
Listen, I hate Chuck E. Cheese (although the addition of alcohol lessons my ire), but I still hope they pull through and I can teach my kids to play skeeball.
Parenting is one big contradiction after another, isn’t it?
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