The ladies of Twitter are out in FULL FORCE in this article, bringing down the house with laughter once again!
Check out these 12 tasty examples of what happens when you give a woman a phone, a sense of humor and A LOT of time…
1. Watch out Spidey!
spider-man: weird your rug looks just like a giant piece of paper
me: [sneaking up behind him with enormous cup] that 𝑖𝑠 weird
— Jill la Jill (@JillianKarger) August 8, 2019
2. Okay… I can see that…
The male equivalent of getting bangs is thinking about doing stand up
— Brown Peggy Olson (@ahdiv_me) August 4, 2019
3. Bitchy stopping face…
This is what everyone looks like at the end of a video when they’re stopping the video: pic.twitter.com/olsgC6hQLI
— Niccole Thurman (@niccolethurman) August 2, 2019
30-50 feral hogs? sounds like my dating history lmao
— Lucy Valentine (@LucyXIV) August 5, 2019
5. I got that green dumb…
houseplants b like due to personal reasons i will be passing away…
— 𝔐𝔞𝔯𝔰 (@sailormarspimp) August 3, 2019
6. Can’t tell the difference!
michael cera is trending so i’d like to make it publicly known that i am his doppelgänger pic.twitter.com/d7U0bza7ca
— naomi (@nayohmee) August 6, 2019
7. Yes. That is true.
*eats soup* you’re telling me an alphabet made this?
— Andrea Long Chu (@theorygurl) August 8, 2019
8. When he right, he right…
I was crying and my bf said “look at yourself. You’re wearing your big hoops and this is not big hoop attitude” you right boo
— Chelsey Mills (@Chels_Mills_) August 3, 2019
my sister got a tattoo of our parents and… I — pic.twitter.com/BNhvJyNOAV
— ciara (@casualciara) August 6, 2019
Was feeling mad bummed out all day so I ate sushi and a cheeseburger and a brownie sundae and the good news is I am now in too much physical pain to notice my emotions
— Kat Timpf (@KatTimpf) August 5, 2019
11. Define “safe”
H E Y
POT TER Y
B A R N AR E Y
OU S U RE I T'S
"DISHWASHER SAFE" pic.twitter.com/Zo8TAVyOjH
— Ashley Mayer (@ashleymayer) August 9, 2019
12. She’s fine boys!
the other night my boyfriend & i got drunk together, i went to go to the bathroom & guess i was in there too long, so he told me if i’m okay to grab the cheezit pic.twitter.com/jI35CmmWRE
— nicole (@NTBnicole13) August 3, 2019
Ahhhhh… now that felt good.
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