15 Times Men Got Female Biology Very, Very Wrong

I have some excellent AND terrible news for you.

There is a full subreddit dedicated to men (and occasionally others) just being horrifyingly wrong about how female anatomy and biology works. It’s amazing. It’s horrifying. It’s something you won’t be able to look away from.

Here are just a few examples.

15. Padding the question

I…refuse to comment on this one.

14. Common knowledge

Only women have genitals, men have penises, you should know this by now.

13. Full stop

Not sure that’s how it works.

12. Spilling ink

I hope you thought this when you were like 3, otherwise I’m concerned.

11. Push it to the limit

“Can you not?”

10. Know where I’m coming from?

When the stupidity meets the audacity.

9. Trickle down effects

Was this written by a 12th century monk?

8. Rub one out

I once rubbed some water with a towel and it like…disappeared into the floor.

7. BDE

The very smallest, in fact.

6. Only the insides

Trust me, I’m a doctor probably.

5. My number one problem

It’s amazing when they get corrected and still insist they know more about a body they don’t have than people who have it.

4. Water you talking about?

Your mouth takes in liquid and it’s still alive, for some reason.

3. Stop being gross

Sounds like you’ve got some deeper issues to work through, my dude.

2. F*** the system

Um, isn’t she sleeping with you, man?

1. All in time

I had to fully stop and walk away from the computer for a minute.

I don’t know what to conclude from any of that except that our sex ed system is CLEARLY in desperate need of repair.

Has anyone said this kind of thing to you before?

Tell us in the comments.

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Take a Look at this Interesting Life Advice From Women

The more experience we have in life, the more we learn.

The more we learn, the more we wish we’d known back when we hadn’t lived very long yet. It’s inevitable, it’s a part of life. You only get good at a game by playing it, and if you’re kind, you’ll help some newbies find their way as well. There was plenty of such life advice flowing from one particular Twitter thread kicked off by user @GayatriiM, who wrote:

There are endless replies, and a lot of common themes. Here are some of our favorites.

15. “Treat the other as just a human”

We cannot expect perfection.

14. “Boundaries are super important”

You can’t be all things to all people.

13. “What angers you controls you”

Don’t hand over the reigns.

12. “Keep learning all the time”

You’re never going to know it all.

11. “Give importance to self happiness”

You’re only one person.

10. “Indulge yourself”

You’ve only got this one life to live.

9. “Choose your battles wisely”

Otherwise you might get drained.

8. “If you are kind to yourself…”

A glass can only spill what it contains.

7. “If you are happy…”

Remember what you can and can’t control.

6. “Relations change”

Nothing is set in stone, that doesn’t mean these things aren’t meaningful.

5. “Build your tribe”

You can be civil without being close.

4. “Say no sometimes”

If you do everything, that will be expected forever.

3. “Live in NOW”

The past is the past.

2. “Be the fulcrum”

We are, at the end of the day, very simple machines.

1. “Pain is overrated”

You’re not here to suffer for someone else.

I know these were written specifically for people in demographics I don’t fit, but still, SO much feels universal. Be good to each other, but also be good to yourself.

What piece of advice would you like to pass along?

Tell us in the comments.

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Pieces of Life Advice From Women, For Women

There are many things we learn in his life that we wish we would have known sooner.

But instead of wallowing in that, it’s helpful to just collect those thoughts. Consider them. Pass them on.

That’s what happened in a thread started by Twitter user @GayatriiM:

Here are fifteen pieces of resulting life advice from women, for women.

15. “Make choices which make you happy”

Damned if you do, do it anyway.

14. “Say no”

You are not responsible for everything.

13. “IDGAF”

Not a word, but I get what you mean.

12. “Your life is your own”

You can help people, but you can’t live for someone else.

11. “There may never be a later”

Postponed may well mean cancelled.

10. “Never too late”

Don’t forget about you.

9. “Don’t take everything to heart”

Some things need to be let go.

8. “You don’t have to reply to every message”

There’s just too much noise sometimes.

7. “Be kind and gentle”

You’re the only you you’ve got.

6. “Life is too short”

There are billions of people in this world, you’re not gonna win ’em all.

5. “Life goes on”

Nothing lasts forever.

4. “Put yourself first”

Some things you want to realize before they’re too late.

3. “Detachment”

Don’t get weighed down.

2. “Not to give in”

You’re a person, not a host.

1. “Setting boundaries”

Don’t let everybody just stomp around as they please.

Pretty incredible stuff, and with one common theme – be good to yourself, not just those around you. You count too.

What piece of advice would you like to give?

Leave it in the comments below.

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Confessions From Very Attached Couples Who Might Just Love Each Other Too Much

Is it healthy for couples to spend all of their time together? Probably not… and for most couples there’s usually limit to that desire.

But these couples really could care less. Because when they fell in love, all they wanted to do is spend time with their significant other and, when they don’t, they miss them like crazy.

Yes, the love of these 11 couples knows no bounds. From bathroom conversations to sharing everything and anything, find out the lengths they will go to make sure they’re never apart.

Let’s find out more!

1. Well, if it makes you happy…

It can’t be that bad, right?

Photo Credit: Whisper

2. You all need to stop.

Because that is GROSS.

Photo Credit: Whisper

3. Do you wipe each other’s butts too?

Come on you two!!!

Photo Credit: Whisper

4. This is sweet, but… you need your own life.

Don’t you?

Photo Credit: Whisper

5. True love sounds beautiful?

But is this true love or obsession?

Photo Credit: Whisper

6. This is not an uncommon setup.

And if it’s been going on for a few years… it just might last.

Photo Credit: Whisper

7. Sounds like codependency to me…

Time to go see a therapist!

Photo Credit: Whisper

8. That sounds healthy.

Heh… sure. Yeah.

Photo Credit: Whisper

9. Oh… so you found yourself a life!

Good for you two. More of these relationships exist than you might think.

Photo Credit: Whisper

10. So because you do everything together you fight?

Or you fight because you do everything together? Hmmm…

Photo Credit: Whisper

So now that you’ve read about these confessions… would you be joined at the hip? Or do you need your space?

Let us know in the comments!

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Hilarious Tweets to Get Your Day Kicked off the Right Way

You look like you could use a little break, people…

A break from work, a break from your spouse, a break from your kids (definitely), and an overall break from REALITY.

Because things are rough out there. Really rough, actually.

So what better way to give yourself some relief?

How about with some really funny tweets that we think will make you laugh your *ss off?!?!

Yeah, that’s the ticket!

Now I’m fired up and ready for some big laughs! We hope you are, too!

Let’s get it started!

1. Sounds kind of dumb…

If we’re being honest about it.

2. Who are we to judge?

I think we should probably just keep our mouths shut.

3. That’ better!

The work of a true artist.

4. Come on, man!

Make me look better!

5. Two sides of the coin.

He better not say that again.

6. Thank you!

All businesses need to start doing this.

7. Call in the hand model!

It all worked out!

8. Nice and wholesome.

They did a good deed!

9. It was a miracle.

Also, his are out of control.

10. Those were the days…

What I wouldn’t give to cough in a friend’s mouth right now…

11. And yet, people love it.

I guess everyone will eat pretty much anything.

12. Show him the way.

I don’t know why he can’t grasp that!

Now I feel like my day can proceed in the right direction.

Don’t you feel the same way?

How about you? Have you seen any really funny tweets, memes, jokes, or photos lately?

Please share them with us in the comments!

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