In 1908, German housewife Melitta Bentz was tired of ground coffee leftovers in her coffee cup. As a consequence, she invented the paper coffee filter, founded a company, and became the employer of her own husband, in a time when women weren’t even allowed to vote.
In the early 20th Century women would use their hat pin to physically defend themselves from being harassed in public transport. It worked so well that law makers at the time outlawed it. In Australia, sixty women went to jail rather than pay fines for wearing “murderous weapons” in their hats.
To all the ladies, these tweets are for you, and they are right on the money. We’re talking BIG TIME!
So what do you say? You wanna laugh and nod your heads in agreement?
1. Time to unionize.
Every time I see a girl in her early 20's cry over a guy who is older and exponentially worse looking than her and probably doesn't own bedsheets who won't commit I'm like wow straight women need to unionize and demand better conditions
— Julia Claire (@ohJuliatweets) September 1, 2018
2. There’s a lot of this going around.
My friends coined a word: hepeated. For when a woman suggests an idea and it's ignored, but then a guy says same thing and everyone loves it
— Prof. Nicole Gugliucci, Doctor of the Sky (@NoisyAstronomer) September 22, 2017
3. It really did…
Y’all remember in elementary school when we sent the boys to Jupiter to get more stupider… well they’re back and it worked
— KT (@katie_phenix) July 1, 2019
4. Hey o!
Men who get mad when male superheroes are rebooted as women are called Thor losers. Thank you.
— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) July 25, 2019
5. Way to go, guys!
EVERY WOMAN IN MY LIFE: juggling 3 jobs, does yoga, cooks, goes to therapy, remembers everyone's birthday
THEIR BOYFRIENDS: once almost made a dinner reservation but turns out the place was closed
— Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) April 17, 2019
6. This looks familiar…
Salem Witch Banning Abortion
Men not knowing how things work and deciding that women are evil and must be punished
— 1984’s George Whorewell (@EwdatsGROSS) May 17, 2019
$100 to any guy that will just shut the fuck up https://t.co/dntZxaQRFy
— alexandr!a ☆ (@okagalex) October 28, 2019
8. I don’t think they do.
Do men grab other men's waists when they are trying to get by or…?
— Bhavatarini (@tesuailak) September 1, 2019
9. Wow. Not messing around.
i refuse to ever teach my daughters the archaic concept of “losing one’s virginity” as if some baby-dicked boy who drives a Honda Civic is really taking something special from you lmaaaoo grow up and overthrow the government
— pony starwars (@tigersgoroooar) September 16, 2019
10. That’s the limit.
men love to date powerful women for 3-8 weeks
— Catherine Cohen (@catcohen) September 1, 2019
11. Are you mad?
men b like “all i said was women don’t deserve rights why are u mad at me”
— bailey (@doyalikebaileys) May 16, 2019
12. That’s their only use.
I dated a girl in college whose mom tried to talk her out of being gay by telling her she'd have to go through life w/out someone to open jars for her. At the time it was upsetting but in hindsight I kind of love that jar opening was the only use for men she could think of.
— Gabrielle Korn (@Gabrielle_Korn) April 9, 2018
13. It sure is.
Dating guys in their 20s is an unpaid internship
— cecilia (@waple_cyrup) November 28, 2018
14. Ladies night!
men should have curfews so women can go out at night
— celena (@swinedude) July 20, 2019
15. A slippery slope.
all broke dudes secretly want to do comedy and all rich dudes secretly want to be president. there is exactly one man who is safe to date and if he finds or loses $5 it’s all over
— Sarah Lazarus (@sarahclazarus) January 29, 2019
Ladies, you got some good jokes?
Let’s see ’em in the comments!
Just to be clear: I am not a woman. BUT, I have two sisters, a mother, and I have a lot of women friends, so I’m here to say I can appreciate your struggles and your sense of humor.
But, at the end of the day, these tweets are for you, the females out there.
Enjoy these astute observations from the ladies of Twitter.
1. Why is it always this way?
i’m just a hot girl, standing in front of a poorly dressed, objectively unattractive guy, telling him it’s fine if he doesn’t want a relationship, but could he maybe text me more consistently? he says no.
— Dana Donnelly (@danadonly) January 28, 2020
2. Thanks a lot.
Whenever someone’s like “I saw someone who looks like you!” and the picture they show you is like pic.twitter.com/j3fe0WBnAJ
— Molly Mulshine (@mollymulshine) January 29, 2020
3. A total fantasy.
So much television is about the fantasy that men listen when women talk to them
— sarah miller (@sarahlovescali) January 24, 2020
4. Like an animal.
being into straight men is surreal. one time a few years ago I had a guy over for dinner and he asked to help cook so I told him to halve the cauliflower and when I looked over he was literally trying to rip it apart. with his bare hands. most insane thing I've ever witnessed
— sloane (sipihkopiyesis) (@cottoncandaddy) January 14, 2020
5. Bull in a china shop.
be honest lads why r u all actually like this pic.twitter.com/nFWuswe39r
— court (@courtneyputtock) January 23, 2020
6. He totally gets it.
my sister in law got a package of 96 diapers at her baby shower and my brother said “oh awesome that’s 96 days worth of diapers”
— Emma Berquist (@eeberquist) January 18, 2020
7. The worst place to be in.
Mom can you come pick me up I’m catching feelings for a boy and he left me on read since midnight so I’m laying in bed imagining him with another girl until it ruins my day
— 1984’s George Whorewell (@EwdatsGROSS) January 19, 2020
8. Maybe you should listen?
guys: women are a mystery.
women: Here is what we-
guys: LITERALLY WHAT DO THEY WANT?
women: well for start-
guys: Guess we'll never know!
— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) December 4, 2015
9. Squinting hard.
*squints at Polaroid to see what the shirt looks like* pic.twitter.com/0KnmmYtYdr
— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) January 23, 2020
10. Kind of pointless.
On Friday, at ten to midnight, I received these messages from a man who ghosted me SEVEN months ago. “It was great to meet,” what, in JUNE 2019? pic.twitter.com/xZCvolcKFQ
— Olivia Foster (@Livsdarling) January 27, 2020
11. Imagine that.
Imagine falling in love with someone and finding out on day one of your first holiday that they pay to have their bag wrapped in plastic
— Bella Mackie (@bellamackie) January 26, 2020
12. What a drag.
my boyfriend is ABSOLUTELY REFUSING to do this sex position where he sits at the piano and plays a song about me and i lie on the bed and shed a single perfect tear
— cam spence (@CamGurrrl) January 26, 2020
LOLOLOLOLz for DAYYYYYYYYz, right?
All the ladies out there, what do you think?
Are these tweets pretty accurate? Let us know in the comments!
If you’ve seen the show Mad Men, then you know that the advertising business and the fine gentlemen who ran it were really sensitive to the needs and feelings of women. They would never use sexism and your own basic fears about yourself to try and get you to buy something.
So yeah, that was a good laugh!
Snap back to reality and we’ve got some really nutso vintage ads that wouldn’t be allowed in decent conversation these days.
1. You know what’s an asset? Not being a sexist douchebag.
2. I don’t want to know what this man does out of a suit.
3. “Not Recommended For Children Under 6.” WTF was wrong with people!?!
4. For those frustrating days when your shampoo makes you want to shoot yourself in the face. We’ve all been there!
5. No joke, this stuff was actually used to treat malaria.
The fact is, women live longer than men. This is true for many reasons, but we should never leave men’s ability to do incredibly stupid things out of the equation. Men’s frontal lobes do not develop as quickly as women’s, leaving guys much less advanced when it comes to making wise decisions in risky, potentially dangerous situations.
Judging by the fellows in the following pictures, I think it’s safe to assume this mortality trend will stay the same for many, many years.
1. Proud Father Moment
2. Words to live by. Or not.
3. This Will End Well, volume 1
4. Dread Protection
5. This Will End Well, volume 2
6. Which Police Academy movie is this from?
8. At least it’s a nice view…
9. Dancin’ on glass
10. Don’t look up
h/t: Bored Panda
Now’s the time for all the guys out there to listen up. The ladies are pretty sick and tired of being treated the way they have been, so they’ve taken to Twitter to vent their frustrations.
There is a lot of good information in here that I think everyone can benefit from.
So let’s take a look at these ‘What Women Don’t Want From Men’ tweets to educate ourselves.
1. First and foremost.
— Karen (@bubbasbestbabe) December 23, 2019
2. Just don’t do it.
Don’t ever tell a random woman you’ve never met before to “Smile”, for the love of God. #WhatWomenDontWantFromMen
— Kelli Maroney (@Kellimaroney) December 23, 2019
3. They’re your kids, dude.
Using the Term “Babysitting” when Watching THEIR own kids. pic.twitter.com/bFdqUrXg3w
— Midwest Crypt Keeper (@CryptMidwest) December 23, 2019
4. Kinda funny, isn’t it?
When they complain that women are too emotional….and then they scream and swear at the TV because their favorite quarterback just fumbled a pass. #WhatWomenDontWantFromMen
— My Stars! Horoscopes (@mystarsscopes) December 23, 2019
5. We’re equal, huh?
#WhatWomenDontWantFromMen being told that we don’t need feminism anymore, because we now have rights to vote and are ‘completely equal’ anyway. Anyone who claims this is blind to the issues women face on a daily basis.
— Inge (@ElisedelaSerre_) December 24, 2019
6. You’re full of it.
Women don’t want to be told that they “must not understand what a man was saying” every time we disagree with them. Believe me, dude, we understood and you’re full of nonsense.#WhatWomenDontWantFromMen
— Ashlee Explains It All (@ash_says_what) December 23, 2019
7. That doesn’t impress them.
I don’t want men to think their job, car, money, or jet-chartering abilities impress me.
Only kindness loyalty, humor, hard work, intelligence, reliability, etc. are impressive.
I don’t let men bankroll me, & rich or poor, an asshole is an asshole.
— Larkyn Simony Doesn’t Know How to Proofread (@LarkynSimony) December 23, 2019
8. This is a good one.
The same stuff I don’t want from women, really. Lies, hypocrisy, manipulation, bullying, pigheadedness, egotism, performative wokeness. Thoughtlessness is a killer.
The ability to listen and actually *hear* is a very underrated virtue.
— Isla Adele (@AdeleIsla) December 23, 2019
9. Don’t owe you anything.
— Dannielle (@DLHarpz) December 24, 2019
10. And then there are these guys…
— Arghavan Salles, MD, PhD (@arghavan_salles) December 23, 2019
Pretty interesting and informative, if I do say so myself.
Ladies and gentlemen, what do you think? Do these things affect your relationships?
Tell us about it in the comments!
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Hey guys…can we have a talk? Some of you are making the rest of us look bad because you have no idea how periods work, and you kind of look like morons.
Fellas, let’s try to do a little better, okay? Go read up on this subject so you don’t embarrass yourselves any further.
Here are 10 prime examples of what I’m talking about.
1. The answer is “no.”
Are boys ok pic.twitter.com/ZswOvIUgjh
— Abby Olson (@biig_abbs) November 11, 2019
2. What is this thing?
A period pad fell out my bag at my dad’s and he said ‘you’ve dropped a PLASTER on the floor by the way’ looool imagine being a FULL GROWN MAN and still being intimidated by a fcking PAD
— Abi Hill (@AbiHill) July 21, 2019
3. No need to be shy.
i often think about the time a grown man told me i was “freaky” when i was 15 bc i mentioned i used tampons n when i asked why he said because i was “having an orgasm everytime i put one in” and then told me i didn’t need to be “shy” when i said that wasn’t how it worked
— maci (@MaciBossa) December 18, 2019
4. How about spearmint?
my man really asked what flavor tampon I need
— APRIL (@akryses) December 12, 2019
5. He seems like a brilliant guy.
A man today thought there were right and left tampons
— Samuel Irons (@SamuelIrons2) December 14, 2019
6. This old classic.
Until women experience this, I don’t wanna hear about period pains. pic.twitter.com/8Bgr7Ivyy6
— #SurvivingOle (@SARGEE_) March 15, 2019
7. Wow. That is really something.
i’m a big proponent of comprehensive sex ed because a guy told me he didn’t understand why girls complain about periods because they get to wear tampons so it’s like they’re having sex all the time
— m (@okaishawty) December 6, 2019
8. Not quite, Cody
Cody really thought girls only use one tampon a day during their period.. i just.. hahahahaha
— des (@deeestineyy) December 15, 2019
9. Solid advice
one time i was talking to my ex boyfriend about my period and the person sitting next to me later said "holy shit you talk to your boyfriend about your period?" and i was like…why wouldn't i? so anyway, definitely don't date OR fuck someone who says "ew" re: your period.
— Lara Parker (@laraeparker) December 20, 2019
10. “I’m not seeing it in here…”
I told a man at a party that I needed a tampon and he checked the first aid kit
— Ky (@KK_Anderson) December 13, 2019
Ladies (or maybe even some of the fellas out there), have you had any embarrassing/infuriating/annoying interactions with people about period knowledge?
Tell us all about it in the comments! We could use some more laughs!
We say this all the time, but we need to repeat it because it’s so true: the ladies on Twitter are absolutely hysterical.
And here are 15 more that you’ll probably start following after you scroll through these tweets.
Get ready to LOL!
1. That is amazing.
Meredith literally cross stitch rick rolled me for Christmas pic.twitter.com/mWv0Dgxocd
— Marina (@marinaamiller) December 25, 2019
2. Mom is quite crafty.
My mom decided to invent Baby Yoda margaritas. This is not what I expected. And it's amazing. pic.twitter.com/ugi4TWU5AB
— Paige Pettoruto, a David Rose type (@Akiora) December 24, 2019
3. Had to do it.
I got Disney+ because I GOTTA know if baby boy yods actually takes a sweet lil sip from that big ol’ mug pic.twitter.com/pKvBGy6wJL
— Alison Agosti (@AlisonAgosti) December 19, 2019
4. Looks like a cat burrito.
miso just took a shower. didn’t cry or scratch me. she get treat. pic.twitter.com/92hZ3v3YKf
— queen quen (@quenblackwell) December 22, 2019
5. I’m freakin’ out!
Imagine looking at this high pic.twitter.com/n97YjwUPig
— Ariana Lenarsky (@aardvarsk) December 25, 2019
6. Why is that?
parents love to have showers that vacillate between two temperatures (lukewarm and on fire) based on an unknowable and perhaps supernatural system
— Kath Barbadoro (@kathbarbadoro) December 23, 2019
7. Yeah, that’s kinda weird.
Sorry but “tender and mild” is an absolutely nuts way to describe a baby you’re not trying to eat!
— Jenny Jaffe (@jennyjaffe) December 23, 2019
8. That cat is a movie star.
that's adam driver https://t.co/tyhVoGuPM5
— julia reinstein (@juliareinstein) December 23, 2019
9. That is a terrible idea.
Just finished sanding my tires so that my car will ride smoother on the interstate and honestly I kind of love this look pic.twitter.com/3uMoucwgEO
— ali (@alifanacct) December 22, 2019
10. That’s a great question…
did a pretty good job fielding questions like “why do we have teeth” from this three-year old but he’s got me stumped with “why are you?”
— Brandy Jensen (@BrandyLJensen) December 24, 2019
11. Isn’t that always how it works?
oh you're a lesbian couple? which one of you is constantly cold and which one of you radiates heat for the other one to steal?
— real i miss my gf hours (@dykecrossing) December 24, 2019
12. You deserve a new home.
My dad bought a stuffed animal pug at CVS because someone was returning it in front of him in line and he didnt want it to feel unloved at the holidays
— Natalie Walker (@nwalks) December 24, 2019
13. Obviously you’re not part of a power couple.
po•wer cou•ple | noun
1. Two straight ppl I’ve never heard of posing in front of a mall Christmas tree, I guess?
2. I can’t even tell if they both have jobs. Maybe they work at the mall?
3. Why did Instagram stop serving me chihuahua content?
— Taylor Ortega (@taylor_ortega) December 22, 2019
14. God did indeed grow up.
a coworker just said “thank you baby jesus” about a work thing and a very christian woman i work with said “jesus isn’t a baby anymore” and the original coworker said “what” and the christian one went “god grew up amanda”
— tara shoe (@tarashoe) December 21, 2019
15. He probably does…
Does Rudy think Air Bud was present at Jesus’ birth https://t.co/EuEPqsC7Wc
— Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) December 26, 2019
Keep making us laugh, ladies!
We can’t get enough of it!
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