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A study of 200 stand-ups showed that they died young, at an average age of 67.1, compared to actors, 70.7. The funnier they were, the shorter they lived. The funny one in a comedy duo was likely to die younger than the straightman.
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Most of us have been there. Your ring is too loose, too tight, too… something. Or maybe it just doesn’t match your other jewelry.
Here are some of the ten crazy reasons why women choose to leave the bling behind.
But honestly, watch out if you do! You might start to regret it.
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But that’s okay, because who doesn’t love shiny?
Just pair your ring with sunglasses, and you’ll be fine.
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Jewelry is like pants. If you’re not going out, who needs ’em?
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Isn’t it more evolved to be above all that?
The ring won’t get you through the tough times.
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In other words, he better be worth it.
Otherwise, it might be a symbol that you should give it back.
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But seriously though, if the ring gives you a rash, did it come from a vending machine?
Don’t get mad. Buy better jewelry!
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And two rings is just one too many sometimes.
After all, no one likes a showoff.
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We all take things off in our sleep. Right?
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Comfort is key.
Take it off while you’re awake… so that you don’t take it off when you’re not.
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When it’s ugly, and you just can’t tell him… maybe it’s time to “lose” it?
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These are all completely understandable reasons to leave the rock at home.
Personally, I haven’t worn mine since the start of the pandemic. Too much hand-washing for that business.
What about you? Do you still wear your engagement ring? Be sure to share why or why not in the comments.
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According to a University of Pennsylvania study, you are more likely to remember the news if it is delivered in concert with jokes. The rise of comedy-news programs, like Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert or John Oliver, may actually help inform the public. A new neuroimaging study using fMRI suggests that humor might make news and […]
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Not everyone is a morning person. Some of us just can’t “people” until after we’ve had our coffee.
Even if mornings aren’t your thing, you’re sure to smile at these 15 ridiculous, yet relatable memes.
NOW I’m awake.
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Or a doctor…
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Victory is the true breakfast of champions.
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How can that not make you smile?
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I’m not crying, you’re crying.
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This is too relatable for comfort.
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How do they expect me to answer?
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If you think about it, isn’t ALL cereal in a bag?
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“I’m busy tomorrow. What about we grab dark lunch on Thursday? I’ll meet you by the fridge, 3:35am?”
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Some people. Not this one. But some.
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This counts, right?
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Anything but that!
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Try saying it out loud, with the accent.
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Every. Single. Time.
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Everything is connected…
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There you have it! All the memes you can handle!
Which meme brought a smile to your face? (It was Doodlebug, wasn’t it?) Let us know in the comments!
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It seems like almost all of the time, our brains are processing the same kinds of information over and over. It’s just a passive thing, with data going in and out unnoticed. Then every once in a while you see something that makes you stop, and think “Wait, what?”
Then you spend the next couple of minutes, or days, or YEARS, trying to work out what exactly you just saw. If you don’t like those kinds of moments, turn back now, because this page is full of them.
Come, my friends, and be a sleuth with me and help me solve these perplexing cases. Because either these pictures prove that humans are geniuses… or complete morons.
I may not be a big city detective, but I’m going to be looking into some of these for a while, because truth be told I have very little to do today.
You got any theories on any of these cases?
Tell us in the comments.
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There are tons of boring jobs out there. Somebody has to make and change the signs for all kinds of businesses, and you know that can’t exactly be a crazy adventure. But that doesn’t mean you can’t have some fun with it – like the people on this list did.
These are twelve examples of signs and other pieces of writing with attitude that would probably make you stop and snort if you came across them in the wild.
Seems like signs in general are getting less formal and more playful as culture changes. Maybe it’s just a sign of the times.
…I’ll see myself out.
What’s the funniest sign you’ve ever seen?
Tell us about it in the comments.
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I’m not married and have never been married. Good thing there are memes to teach me what it’s like.
Memes are truly the perfect expression of all of life’s most important experiences, including humanity’s oldest institution. Here’s what the internet has taught me about being married.
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While I do subscribe to the "Happy Wife, Happy Life" philosophy there is definitely a case to be made for "Slightly Irritated Wife, Amusing Life" theory as well.#marriedlife
— TwinzerDad (@TwinzerDad) February 1, 2018
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*getting ready to go on vacation*
Me: We’re getting in the car.
My husband: Ok, I just need to take a quick shower & reconfigure the whole sprinkler system.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) June 7, 2019
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Me at 4am to my husband: say 5 things you love about me and why pic.twitter.com/c5F93sSFgR
— FILSAN. (@Filsancomplains) November 28, 2019
Ok. I’m an expert now. All I’m missing is a spouse. Is that a big part of the whole thing?
What has marriage taught you?
Let us know in the comments.
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It’s time to just calm down already, put that anxiety aside and just BREATHE.
Phew… that was nice. Because that’s all it takes. Thinking about it.
HA!
No… just a long, cleansing breath in… and then out. Let that anxiety just melt away.
Okay, now on to these memes. Those should help too!
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Well, how do you feel? Anxious as always. I knew it!
Okay, share how you feel in the comments anyway. Anxious or otherwise. Because we actually DO care about you. For reals.
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We’re giving you all dem memes, yo! And there’s nothing you can do to stop it!
So, in the interest of time and getting to the fucking point already… we present 20 memes that are memeing so hard you won’t even know how to meme after you meme these memes.
MEME!
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And there you have it! Memes so memeing good, you’ll never meme that hard again. Possibly. We don’t know. We’re just making this shit up as we go along.
Alright, time for you to sound off! Let us know which memes did it for you in the comments!
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Can all celebrities just be like Ryan Reynolds?
He’s handsome (naturally), but he also has one of the best senses of humor I’ve ever seen. And it’s because of that keen intellect and sharp wit that he was able to will the anti-hero Deadpool into box office success.
It’s in that spirit that Reynolds posted this hilarious series of shots from a recent photoshoot for Aviation Gin… and tore his kids a new one in the process.
Just in case you didn’t catch that caption…
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Oh yeah, and The Rock tried to get in on the fun…
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No ROCK! NO! You’re NOT funny. Go home!
But this is nothing new for Reynolds, who trolls his kids and his wife as only an expert smart ass can…
Went to Disneyland because my daughter's obsessed with Mickey Mouse. She was so excited when I got home and told her.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) January 30, 2017
His daughter is gonna be FUNNY when she grows up…
On our 6am walk, my daughter asked where the moon goes each morning. I let her know it's in heaven, visiting daddy's freedom.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) October 16, 2016
Because, honestly, there’s nobody funnier in the game right now…
Put the baby down in her crib tonight. She scrunched her nose so cute, giggled, then turned into thousands of bats.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) August 10, 2016
He nails it EVERY SINGLE TIME!
No matter which kids book I read to my screaming baby on an airplane, the moral of the story is always something about a vasectomy.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) August 7, 2016
And, as mentioned, his wife is the target of his “take no prisoners” humor…
We salute you Ryan! Not because you’re funny. Everybody knew that. But because you take the piss out of your family on the regular.
They’re rich. They can handle it.
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