Funny and Painful Tweets About the Misery of Working

There’s no way around it: work sucks. There’s no way around it, we all have to do it, and we’re all gonna do it FOR A VERY LONG TIME.

But, if we can’t laugh at the hardships (and misery) in our lives, then what the heck are we doing on this planet?

So enjoy these funny tweets about jobs. And keep working, keep laughing, and try your best not to be too miserable.

1. Never be THAT GUY.

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2. Sounds good in theory.

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3. It definitely did not.

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4. It’s their fault.

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5. I’m sorry that I exist…

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6. Not quite the same, is it?

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7. I’d read this blog.

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8. Hmmmm…no thanks.

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9. Fight to the death.

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10. Plant the seed early.

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11. Tend to overdo it a bit.

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12. Might be a while…

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13. Mostly sleeping.

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It’s so funny that it hurts…literally.

Okay, you had your fun, now it’s time to get back to the daily grind.

But before you do that, give us a quick work update! How’s it going? Let us know in the comments. We won’t tell your boss!

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Random Tweets That Should Make You LOL

Are you ready to laugh?

Well, what are we waiting for? Let’s get going!

Here are some funny, random tweets for your enjoyment.

1. The good old days.

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2. Do you at least have any magazines?

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3. Maybe it does…

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4. Boom!

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5. No, I am!

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6. And then comes a plague…

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7. You might want to look in the mirror.

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8. You’re telling me…

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9. Are you a billionaire?

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10. Think you can pull it off?

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11. I panicked!

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12. You’re really gonna like this.

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13. Calm before the storm.

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14. Ba-J-a Blast.

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15. Don’t even touch it.

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LOLz for DAYz, am I right?

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Wholesome Tweets to Make You Feel Better on Those Really Shabby Days

All of us have those terrible days where nothing seems to be going our way. The weather sucks, you feel a little bit sick, your boss won’t stop giving you a hard time… and we could go on and on, but we won’t put you through that.

Overall, it’s just rough.

But thankfully, we’re here to help. Yes, we want to get rid of those blues, at least for a little while.

So take a look at these wholesome tweets that highlight some of the positive, nice things that are happening in our universe.

We think these will do the trick, and if they don’t, well… let’s not think about that right now.

1. Do you know him?

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2. That is beautiful.

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3. Good neighbors.

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4. You did a great job.

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5. I love this idea!

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6. World’s Best Mom.

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7. Finally reunited.

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8. Teamwork makes the dream work.

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9. Never forgot about each other.

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10. I need a tissue.

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11. Let’s bring this idea over here!

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12. You can tell me anything.

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13. Great job, Dad.

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14. A gift from your best friend.

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15. You had no choice.

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That feels a little bit better, now doesn’t it?

We hope these tweets made your day just a little bit brighter.

Tell us how you’re doing in the comments and give us a life tip on how you fight the winter blues!

Please and thank you!

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Hilarious Tweets About Being a Woman

Just to be clear: I am not a woman. BUT, I have two sisters, a mother, and I have a lot of women friends, so I’m here to say I can appreciate your struggles and your sense of humor.

But, at the end of the day, these tweets are for you, the females out there.

Enjoy these astute observations from the ladies of Twitter.

1. Why is it always this way?

2. Thanks a lot.

3. A total fantasy.

4. Like an animal.

5. Bull in a china shop.

6. He totally gets it.

7. The worst place to be in.

8. Maybe you should listen?

9. Squinting hard.

10. Kind of pointless.

11. Imagine that.

12. What a drag.

LOLOLOLOLz for DAYYYYYYYYz, right?

All the ladies out there, what do you think?

Are these tweets pretty accurate? Let us know in the comments!

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11 ‘Guy Who Invented’ Tweets That’ll Probably Make you Chuckle

These are pretty darn funny, if I do say so myself.

Haven’t seen them yet?

You’ll get the idea as soon as you dive into this list of tweets.

Let’s go!

1. Maybe he’s right…

2. That’s how it started, folks!

3. Fun Dip origin story.

4. Waaaaay too many.

5. This must be a joke.

6. Your wish is granted.

7. Let’s give it a shot.

8. He got burned.

9. Don’t worry about that.

10. Making it much more difficult.

11. Thanks a lot, a**hole.

Those make me laugh, what can I say?

Are you a fan of these “Guy Who Invented” tweets?

If so, share some of your favorites with us in the comments!

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Enjoy These Funny Tweets About Marriage

When the honeymoon is over and you settle into the rhythms of everyday life with your spouse, shit gets real. This is what it’s all about, people.

Take a look and see if your marriage is reflected at all in these tweets.

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These Tweets from Parents are Pretty Darn Hilarious

Parents make bad jokes, right?

Not these parents. These moms and dads are so full of zingers, you won’t know what hit you.

1. They’ve got their priorities right

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2. Why are you smarter than me?!?

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3. All in due time…

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4. Oh Emily…

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5. Cheers!

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6. They’re not going to pick themselves off!

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7. Solid plan

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8. …but they CAN pay off. Sometimes. Okay, always. Sort of.

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9. Truly tragic, Ally

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10. That’s not how it works, kids!

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11. Yeah, open the blinds pls

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12. Pure hell

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13. Classic Reynolds bad parenting tweet.

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14. What is a wine cooler anyway?

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15. Glory dayzzzz

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16. Go for it kid.

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17. Well, that’s not wrong…

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18. Jenny is in for it now

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19. Brian’s priorities = 💯

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h/t: smosh

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Deep Tweets from the ‘Thoughts of Dog’ Twitter Account

You should really be following this account on Twitter. Forget about celebrities, athletes, and politicians.

The Thoughts of Dog Twitter account takes you inside the brain of this adorable pooch, and, frankly, reading his thoughts is a lot more enjoyable than reading 99% of literature out there. Enjoy.

1. Truth

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2. Zooms!

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3. Gary is bae

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4. Hear that?

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5. Carpet pls

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6. Grrrrr

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7. Win!

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8. Slurp!

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9. Do not move

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10. Frens!

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11. Control

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12. Where shoe? Don’t know.

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13. ALL the things!

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14. You can’t catch me!

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15. Me need pats pls

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16. Good luck!

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17. Heheh, good boy

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18. Thunder!

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19. Pls give ball back. kthxbai

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20. LUVS!

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(h/t: smosh)

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You rock! Thanks for reading!

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Tweets From People Who Are Struggling with Adulting

Being an adult is kind of a drag. When you’re a kid, you dream every day about being able to drive a car, get out of the house, have your own money, etc. Then one day it happens and you realize it’s not that much fun, and also why your parents hate you and your siblings so much.

So on that positive note, let’s take a look at some tweets from people who are starting to realize that being an adult ain’t all that it’s cracked up to be.

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Just gonna go cry into my wine…

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Funny and Accurate Tweets About Men at Gas Stations

Are almost all guys at gas stations total sleazebags? I’ve never noticed this phenomenon before, but I’m also a male. But judging by these tweets from women out there, guys are…pretty icky at the local QuikTrip.

Let’s take a look and see what the heck’s going on here.

1. What is that?!?!

2. Let’s cut the sh*t.

3. I think I love you.

4. No control.

5. Better be on top of it.

6. That’s a sign.

7. Like wild animals.

8. Classy guy.

9. That’s a strange compliment.

10. And here’s one success story.

Wow. From now on, I’ll keep my eyes open when it comes to what’s going on at the gas station.

Ladies, have you had to deal with aggressive or just downright creepy guys like this?

Tell us about your experiences in the comments, please!

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