These People All Posted Weird and Incorrect Things Online…Also Known as FAILS

Human beings…when will they ever learn…?

It sure seems like they put their feet in their mouth or do something incredibly stupid all the time, doesn’t it?

Well, we can’t make people get any smarter and if we tried we’d fail miserably, so I guess the next best thing we can do is LAUGH AT THEM. Because laughter is the best medicine and we could all use a good laugh right about now.

And these people you’re about to see, they’re gonna provide you with some Grade A, hilarious fails that might make you feel a little bit better about yourself.

1. This is gonna be one hell of a meeting.

Only one person allowed…

Ok…? from facepalm

2. Is this person a chef?

I feel like they might be a chef.

Those fancy names from facepalm

3. You are a LIAR!

And you just got caught.

Hmmm from facepalm

4. Still alive!

Just so you know…you probably could have looked that up very easily.

I’m uncomfortable. from facepalm

5. A DUI is a DUI.

No way around it, buddy.

Test Positive for DUI from facepalm

6. GoldiLion and the Three Dogs.

I remember it well…

Bless, he’s so tired 😂 from facepalm

7. Chicken corn on blue.

One of my favorite dishes.

chicken corn on blue from BoneAppleTea

8. Be gentle with the during meta-pause.

A lot of different emotions going on.

Meta-pause from BoneAppleTea

9. This is so amazing.

How do you not know this? HOW?

suck-shin-cup from BoneAppleTea

10. Gotta delicate that work out.

Be a good delicator!

Delicate. Words of wisdom! from BoneAppleTea

11. Wow…not sure what to say about this one.

Pretty mind-blowing.

In Car Serrated from BoneAppleTea

12. Hahahahaha. Yes! Incredible!

The best kinds of citizens.

Law biting citizens are the best kind of citizens. from BoneAppleTea

Now we want to hear from you!

Have you seen anything on social media lately that really made you laugh

Jokes? Tweets? Memes? Photos?

If so, please share them with us in the comments. Thanks in advance!

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All of These Students Should Have Proofread Their Papers Before They Turned Them in

Not long ago I was cramming for late-night exams and turning in papers in college that I’d worked so hard on.

In reality, it was quite a few years ago, but I do remember the stress and the anxiety that went along with those big, important papers that constituted a big chunk of my grades.

And I also remember the importance of PROOFREADING…which apparently, these folks did not. Because they all sent in un-proofread papers with errors that should make them blush.

Let’s just hope that their professors weren’t too hard on them…

1. I GIVE UP.

Uh oh…better email your teacher.

2. Definitely a series of unfortunate events.

Oops! Sorry about that!

3. How’s your Thursday going?

That did not go very well…

4. THIS. This is how it’s going!

Don’t ask me again.

5. An incredible mistake.

Let’s hope your teacher has a good sense of humor.

6. This is the peak.

Not a good peak, by the way.

7. Incoherent screaming.

It happens to the best of us.

8. Here’s my to-do list.

That’s embarrassing.

9. That’s not good!

I can explain!

10. Not a bad title!

And you still got 100%!

11. Major facepalm.

Try not to do it again.

12. I love it!

I wonder what kind of grade she got…

13. Are you sure this was an accident?

I’m not sure I believe you.

Oh, boy…

Have ever done anything like this before? Maybe either in school or at work?

If so, tell us your stories in the comments.

We promise not to laugh…too much. Thanks!

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These Designers Had One Job and Blew It

You only had one job!

How many times have you heard that in your life? Or maybe that’s just me that’s heard that over and over throughout the years…

Anyway, you would think that people who make their living as designers would be pretty tuned into the idea that the DESIGN of whatever product they’re designing is the most important thing and it can’t be messed up. AT ALL.

But, apparently, these people didn’t get that memo because these final designs are NG…and that means NO GOOD.

Take a look at these design fails and keep your fingers crossed that these folks still have jobs…

1. Let’s all give THONKS for our blessings.

THONK you very much!

Give Thonks from CrappyDesign

2. That’s really not pleasant to look at.

My eyes! They’re burning!

Kind of a crappy design if you ask me from designfails

3. There might be something wrong with that milk…

What happened here?

Yess milk from designfails

4. Mixed messagses.

We’re You’re Not ‘Til Not Happy? Got it!

We’re You’re Not ‘Til Not Happy? from designfails

5. I think they meant to say Ho Ho Ho.

This sign now has a whole new meaning.

Something isn’t right here from ShittyDesign

6. They really nailed the packaging.

Wow…this is something else…

Ah yes the cherry gum from ShittyDesign

7. A sad state of affairs.

This is NOT GOOD.

Didn’t think about the doors being open did they? from designfails

8. Oh, gross! Ewwwww!

Bad sticker placement! Very bad!

Yes, Ew. from designfails

9. I’ll take the chips, without chips.

Does that make sense?

Would you like your chips with or without chips? from CrappyDesign

10. Click right there.

Will this work?

Click here on a newspaper from designfails

11. Be sure to practice.

Now I’m scared…

Why?? from designfails

12. You have to climb in.

Well, do you want pizza or not?!?!

Feel like this should be here from designfails

13. Just imagine…

This is a real mind-bender.

Hmm yes, the floor here is made out of floor from designfails

Okay, now it’s your turn!

Have you seen any really, really bad designs lately?

If so, please share them with us in the comments.

We’d love to hear from you!

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Tattoos That Will Make You Say…“Why?”

This particular post is not for the faint or heart.

Tattoos can be beautiful and evocative expressions of self. They can also be total nightmares that defy all reason. Personally, I’ve never seen myself as being a tattoo guy. Can’t really imagine liking an idea so much that I decide to make an image of it a permanent part of my body. But, yanno, to each their own. And for the people on this list, their own is…truly their own.

Here are fifteen real tattoos that will make you say “What? Why?”

15. Bumps and bruises

I’ve never been less comfortable in my entire life.

14. This went swimmingly

Is this Thomas the Tank Engine cursed to be an octopus? Because it looks like Thomas the Tank Engine cursed to be an octopus.

13. Mouse trap

This is either very funny or deeply concerning.

12. Cringe-ception

We’re reaching levels of basic that shouldn’t even be possible.

11. Switch it up

If u stay, go. Stay do it fever today.

10. Peppa pop’a’cap

What is with this theme of militant children’s cartoon characters?

9. Eye see you

The false eyes help protect him from predators.

8. A real jackass

Like on onion, this has layers of awful.

7. Word search

F*ck cops, worship frogs? Did bizarro Alex Jones write this?

6. Feeling testy

I don’t want to ask because I don’t want to know, moving RIGHT along.

5. I’m on a boat

This is either a reference to the film The Lighthouse or just the ravings of a lunatic. YOU decide.

4. Death knell

It’s just like Jesus said, “The south will rise again and so will I lol.”

3. Queef

Queef.

2. Pat-thicc

I think I may actually have a curse on me now.

1. Matching madness

If this is an inside joke I’mma need you to keep it deeeep inside.

Well, that was horrifying. I need to go wash my eyes out with soap. Be right back.

What’s the weirdest tattoo you’ve ever seen?

Tell us in the comments.

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These Brows Defy the Laws of Faces

We have some highbrow entertainment for you today. It’s also lowbrow.

And sidebrow. And…doublebrow? It’s eyebrows. The facial feature many of us don’t even think about, and some of us apparently spend a great deal of time trying to innovate. You think brows are for keeping debris out of our eyes? Think again. They’re for making statements. Big statements. Weird statements. Brow statements.

Here are twelve highbrow brows to browse.

12. Biblical proportions

Preach it, sister.

11. Stay frosty

Gym, tan, laundry, every day.

10. Along the line

I feel like he can see through my soul and I’m kind of OK with it.

9. From the block

What did your eyebrows do to deserve such censorship?

8. Shock and awe

Many in his cabinet struggle to convey human emotion.

7. Beat around the bush

That caterpillar is gonna be a beautiful butterfly someday.

6. Quick work

She look like she don’t give a damn and I support it.

5. Diabeetus

This is an owl and you can’t convince me otherwise.

4. Room to grow

At what point do eyebrows become a helmet?

3. Unfinished business

I feel like I’m about to be asked to solve a math problem.

2. Double trouble

This is how old 3D glasses worked.

1. Try angles

You look concerned. I feel concerned. This is concerning.

Truth be told, if you wanna do something wild with your eyebrows or any other part of you, go for it. Life is short. Be weird. Be you.

What’s your biggest fashion statement?

Tell us in the comments.

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Times When a Crush on a Guy Immediately Disappeared

Listen, just because you’re a crush doesn’t mean you’re going to crush it.

It’s amazing how absolutely infatuated we can be with someone and then experience that all melt away as soon as they reveal something distasteful about themselves.

Take this collection of stories on Reddit, for instance.

What did your crush do that absolutely killed your interest? from AskReddit

There are over 26,000 comments so we can’t go over them all, but here are some of the best (worst?) ones about guys specifically.

1. There was this guy, who did NOT turn out to be a cheap date…

This was in college, we were acquaintances and had a few classes together. He was cute, funny, and I totally had a crush on him. He asked me out to dinner and a movie.

At the restaurant he ordered the most expensive things on the menu. Apps, drinks, lobster, and even dessert. When the bill came he said “You got this, right?”

I was so embarrassed I paid. Then I said I’d skip the movie because I wasn’t feeling well and he asked me to give him $20 for gas and for wasting his time.

I didn’t and just left. Ugh!! After that he couldn’t seem to understand why I didn’t want to go out with him again.

– nancesans

2. This rebel without a cause, or a brain…

Bragged about drinking and driving.

He told me that he and his friends have a “nothing under 100” club, where they drink and then drive on the interstate going 100+ mph and have to send a full-length snapchat video of the speedometer to each other.

Two of my friends had been killed by a drunk driver 3 months prior.

– sarah_the_intern

3. Any guy who uses the word “conquest” for sex should be avoided.

Revealed his list of conquests. “Not even my brother knows how many women I’ve slept with.”

Then he offered to take my virginity in the back of his pickup truck.

I passed.

– LadyErynn

4. Talk about letting the cat out of the bag.

He talked about how he and his friends used to abuse farm cats.

They talked about one that was buried and then run over.

I did a quick 180 and absolutely hated him.

– Psychoapathy

5. No kink-shaming, but you gotta communicate, dude.

He tried to discreetly take photos of my feet… Nothing against people who are into that, but the way he was going about it was super creepy.

– [user deleted]

6. When you’re addicted to pretending to be addicted.

We were teenagers, he lived in a different province, and we used to chat on skype. He wanted me to think he was a “bad*ss” or something and would always talk about his drug use.

He ended up faking a heroin overdose when we were on chat together. I was hysterically crying and freaking out thinking I was watching someone dying and was trying to figure out how to call 911 in another province when he “snapped out of it” and told me he was actually okay.

I didn’t talk to him much after that.

– Shelvis

7. He shouldn’t just be off your list, he should be in prison.

His sister actually approached me and let me know that he was once arrested for locking their other pregnant sister in their basement, went on a coke binge while she desperately tried to get out, and went outside to beat their unsuspecting neighbors van with a golf club.

That was a big’ol nope.

– pale_moon_pixie

8. This guy’s future isn’t bright.

Tried to convince me to quit my job and put all my savings into gold bars; then demanded I let him read my Tarot cards to see if we’d be a good fit.

Nope nope nope.

– itsacalamity

9. Don’t be self-absorbed.

Talked nonstop about himself and his accomplishments and never asked me one question about myself

– toughrookie

10. This dude has got some serious hang-ups.

When I was a teenager we worked together as lifeguards. I adored him so much until one day he just starts talking about this random woman (that he didnt know and wasnt even there) that was wearing shorts.

He said he was fine until she sat down and had some cellulite on her thighs. And he kept being angry and talking about How she should be doing squats to be more appealing.

Like, his rant was angry and long and no one was adding to his conversation. Just silence.

After that I took off my rose colored glasses and saw that he was, in fact, a huge douchebag.

– Henchman32

11. We all know this person.

Blamed the world for all his problems.

Nothing was ever his fault.

– insaneklausposse

12. When every single person around you is incompetent, you’re probably the problem.

We work together and as I got to know him more I learned he talked badly about everyone.

Nurses that are amazing he’d belittle, talk about how certain people don’t know what they’re doing because they asked for an ultrasound IV as they were struggling getting a vein on a heroin addict.

The paramedics were worthless, doctors don’t know what they’re doing, who he thought was hooking up and it completely turned me off.

He’s in his early 40s and into gossip more than my teenage daughter.

– IComeFromDaOcean

13. Talk about getting trashed…

He picked me up for our first date and his car was disgusting. Not talking a few trash items, the entire backseat and floorboard was completely covered in piled up trash, even up front.

I had to step on empty McDonald’s bags, old soda bottles, wrappers ect to even get in. And all he said was, just move it around with your feet. No sorry or anything.

Made me feel like trash too. Like dang, couldn’t even clean up a little?

– Goblinqueen626

14. It’s lit. But it shouldn’t be.

Light the back fence of the school on fire to ‘impress a mate’

– That_cambot_is_me

15. I’d like to get “see ya later, boner” as a tattoo.

Told me he liked dating broken girls so he could fix them.

See ya later, boner.

– galaxyeyes47

I’m not sure what the moral to any of these stories is other than “Hey fellas…try not to be a train wreck.” Yeah, that seems right.

Do you have a story like this?

Share it with us in the comments.

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15 Times Men Got Female Biology Very, Very Wrong

I have some excellent AND terrible news for you.

There is a full subreddit dedicated to men (and occasionally others) just being horrifyingly wrong about how female anatomy and biology works. It’s amazing. It’s horrifying. It’s something you won’t be able to look away from.

Here are just a few examples.

15. Padding the question

I…refuse to comment on this one.

14. Common knowledge

Only women have genitals, men have penises, you should know this by now.

13. Full stop

Not sure that’s how it works.

12. Spilling ink

I hope you thought this when you were like 3, otherwise I’m concerned.

11. Push it to the limit

“Can you not?”

10. Know where I’m coming from?

When the stupidity meets the audacity.

9. Trickle down effects

Was this written by a 12th century monk?

8. Rub one out

I once rubbed some water with a towel and it like…disappeared into the floor.

7. BDE

The very smallest, in fact.

6. Only the insides

Trust me, I’m a doctor probably.

5. My number one problem

It’s amazing when they get corrected and still insist they know more about a body they don’t have than people who have it.

4. Water you talking about?

Your mouth takes in liquid and it’s still alive, for some reason.

3. Stop being gross

Sounds like you’ve got some deeper issues to work through, my dude.

2. F*** the system

Um, isn’t she sleeping with you, man?

1. All in time

I had to fully stop and walk away from the computer for a minute.

I don’t know what to conclude from any of that except that our sex ed system is CLEARLY in desperate need of repair.

Has anyone said this kind of thing to you before?

Tell us in the comments.

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These People Really Messed up While Doing Their Laundry

Should we all just go back to the old days when we washed our clothes in rivers and streams?

By the looks of the photos you’re about to see, I think that might not be the worst idea in the world.

We’ve all had our laundry mishaps during our lives and that’s why these photos are going to make you cringe in a big way. Because you can feel them DOWN IN YOUR BONES.

So let’s all say a special prayer for these people as they continue their journey to laundry perfection…we all know it can be a long and dangerous road.

Let’s take a look…

1. Clean up on Aisle 9!

That’s a HUGE mess.

2. Time to buy a new phone…

Those things ain’t cheap!

I did laundry…she lost her iPhone from Wellthatsucks

3. I don’t see the problem here.

Fits like a glove!

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#laundryfail #honeyishrunkmysweater

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4. He is not happy about this…

What do you have to say for yourself?

5. The old pen in the dryer trick.

Not much fun, is it?

6. How did this happen?

Someone has some explaining to do.

7. Very stylish.

Keep on shrinking the clothes so you can pass them on to your pooch!

8. Farewell, old friend.

This is very sad…

9. A common mistake.

And a costly one…

10. OH MY GOD.

Call in the Haz-Mat crew!

Yay, pull-ups in the washing machine! from Wellthatsucks

11. Might be time for a new one.

Just sayin’…

Washing Machine Shook the Detergent Off… from Wellthatsucks

12. Do you have any small children?

There’s no saving this one.

My wool sweater shrunk in the wash from Wellthatsucks

How about you?

What’s your worst laundry disaster? I’m talking about the REALLY BAD ones that made you shake your head in disgust?

Tell us all about them in the comments! Thanks!

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When Doing Laundry Gets Ugly: These People Learned the Hard Way

These photos all brought a tear to my eye…

Seeing a routine laundry endeavor go wrong really makes me upset for some reason…maybe it’s because I can relate to the hardships these folks are going through…

I’ve definitely had my fair share of laundry mishaps in my day, and when I see other people go through it, all those bad memories just come flooding back…and it isn’t a pretty picture.

But we need to learn from our mistakes, so let’s all take a look at these disturbing photos, shall we?

1. The look on her face says it all.

Very disappointed, no doubt about it.

2. This is NOT COOL.

Not cool at all…

3. It looks good on you!

Just go with it!

4. Time for a new one.

Always check your pockets, kids!

5. We’ve all done this at some point.

With a crayon, a pen, a marker…etc…

6. What a tragedy!

Sorry about this…and good luck cleaning it up.

Did the first load of laundry of the decade today! 2 rolls of toilet paper fell off the top of the fridge and into the washing machine without me noticing 🙁 from Wellthatsucks

7. It belongs to someone else now.

But next time, pay attention!

8. I hope you don’t mind having red jeans.

It’s time to make a new fashion statement.

9. This is hilarious.

And we feel your pain, sir.

10. You are now a cyclops.

And you need a new ID.

11. Probably can’t use that anymore…

Did you learn a lesson?

I accidentally washed and dried my $10 bill and it shrunk to a quarter of its normal size from mildlyinteresting

12. One’s pretty upset. But the other one is ecstatic!

This one is a wild ride. Definitely scroll through all the pics.

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Laundry fail. One of Sena’s favorite sweaters is hers no more 😭. She was sad for a minute and asked “mawmy, but why did you put my swetter in the jyer? don’t do that anymore, pweeze ok? can you put it in the not-jyer and fix it? it’s Giora’s now.” When I told G that she inherited a cute sweater, she was so happy that she couldn’t wait to wear it! . I threw in some daddy-daughter love, too. . . . #sweetsena #ohgiora #momofgirls #daddydaughter #naturalhair #baby #blackgirlsrock #blackgirlmagic #cute #adorable #naturalkids #toddler #sisters #momlife #family #laundryfail #blackmomsblog #cutekidsclub #instagood #instacute #instakids #toddler #darling #mommysworld #lemonsintolemonade #thelittlethings #raisingqueens #cutenessoverload #chubbycheeks #daughters #handmedowns

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13. The machine is sending you a message…

Treat it with care…or else…

My friend’s laundry machine did this from mildlyinteresting

Now we’d like to hear from you.

In the comments, tell us about the worst laundry disaster that’s ever happened to you.

Please and thank you!

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Hilarious Moments from the World of Tinder

What’s going on with Tinder?

There’s dating and conversations and hookups, sure, but like, there’s also this entire weird culture around it. Flirting and game playing and pranking and…venmo panhandling? It’s a lot, so if you’re gonna open that app back up, be ready for anything.

Here are fifteen of the types of anything you might want to prepare yourself for in the world of tinder.

15. Duck buddies

Um. Are we just gonna ignore the plane and the building emojis?

I had an interesting experience from Tinder

14. 6’3

I don’t know if you’ve heard or not, but this guy is 6’3.

The trick to a good bio is letting people know a lot about you from Tinder

13. Crab onto opportunity

When you got the facts, you just gotta share ’em.

Fucking love crabs, man from Tinder

12. Evolutionary process

I didn’t think tinder would be the pinnacle of biological progress, but here we are.

Its shark week! from Tinder

11. A sense of adventure

Bringing out the big guns right away.

Is it even a date if no one dies at the end? from Tinder

10. A part of me

I mean, you’re not wrong.

I mean??? from Tinder

9. That adds up

Math nerds were made for each other.

She’s not obtuse from Tinder

8. You should pay, pal

I kinda wonder how well this is going for her.

She unmatched with me immediately from Tinder

7. Basic genetics

Asked and answered, I suppose.

He didn’t even get my joke 🥺 from Tinder

6. Waking up in Vegas

That embarrassing moment when you both show up to the party wearing the same name.

When you are a lesbian with a common name from Tinder

5. A horse of a different color

This guy is too hot to trot.

She said she liked horses and dad jokes. from Tinder

4. You blue it

This is what happens when you copy/paste the same line for all your matches.

My pictures show very clearly that my eyes are brown from Tinder

3. Dog-gone

Is your mutual disinterest in each other technically something you have in common?

we both matched with ulterior motives. from Tinder

2. Rhyme time

Not a perfect rhyme, but a solid effort.

The first creative thought I’ve had… from Tinder

1. It’s the pits

I’d sooner commit to a lifetime of matrimony than matching tattoos.

Ladies and gentlemen, I’m pleased to announce I’ve beat the game. from Tinder

Honestly, I’d swipe right on every single one of ’em.

What’s been your weirdest tinder experience?

Tell us in the comments.

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