Month: February 2021

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These Kids Are Just Too Way Smart for Their Parents

Every parent has that inevitable moment when you realize that your kid is smarter than you – at least about some things. Or at the very least, they’re way smarter (and have picked up on way more stuff) than you realized before then.

Lucky for the rest of us, even if that moment is rough for you, it’s hilarious to onlookers – and so, my friends, here are 11 parents who are about to get a rude awakening from their smart-mouthed kids.

11. It could just as easily have been Mommy.

Everyone needs some time alone, you know?

10. Kid has a point.

You see what he did there.

9. “It’s too early” is hard to argue with.

My own toddler says “I only do that on Sundays,” so…

8. Sure, you could argue with that.

I think she might win, though.

7. Kudos to dad for catching that one.

Experience has its perks.

6. This child is ready for anything.

He’s got whatever the world tries to throw at him.

5. Because she is definitely not moving.

Or maybe she thinks his screen is too loud.

4. This is especially rough when you know she gets it from you.

I’m assuming, anyway.

3. If it sparks joy, let them have it.

That’s my philosophy, anyway.

2. Get the girl her chocolate milk.

Sister earned it.

1. That’s what you get for teaching her about time zones.

I’m happy my kids can’t tell time yet, to be honest.

I love it. I mean, my kids are still toddlers, so I know I haven’t been there, but…I love it.

Tell us the moment you realized your own kid was pretty dang sharp down in the comments!

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These Kids Are Just Too Way Smart for Their Parents

Every parent has that inevitable moment when you realize that your kid is smarter than you – at least about some things. Or at the very least, they’re way smarter (and have picked up on way more stuff) than you realized before then.

Lucky for the rest of us, even if that moment is rough for you, it’s hilarious to onlookers – and so, my friends, here are 11 parents who are about to get a rude awakening from their smart-mouthed kids.

11. It could just as easily have been Mommy.

Everyone needs some time alone, you know?

10. Kid has a point.

You see what he did there.

9. “It’s too early” is hard to argue with.

My own toddler says “I only do that on Sundays,” so…

8. Sure, you could argue with that.

I think she might win, though.

7. Kudos to dad for catching that one.

Experience has its perks.

6. This child is ready for anything.

He’s got whatever the world tries to throw at him.

5. Because she is definitely not moving.

Or maybe she thinks his screen is too loud.

4. This is especially rough when you know she gets it from you.

I’m assuming, anyway.

3. If it sparks joy, let them have it.

That’s my philosophy, anyway.

2. Get the girl her chocolate milk.

Sister earned it.

1. That’s what you get for teaching her about time zones.

I’m happy my kids can’t tell time yet, to be honest.

I love it. I mean, my kids are still toddlers, so I know I haven’t been there, but…I love it.

Tell us the moment you realized your own kid was pretty dang sharp down in the comments!

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Very Relatable Questions That Parents Have Typed Into Google

How did people parent before the internet?

How did they know when to call Poison Control? How did they know how to get crayon out of the carpet? How did they know they weren’t the only people on the block with insane questions like those every day of the week?

I assume they had like, actual communities of other, more experienced parents to ask but I mean. The internet doesn’t judge, so I still feel like it’s a better option.

Since I know we all have random and wild questions, here are 16 I’m sure will make you laugh – or maybe warn you of what’s to come.

16. Just give up now.

They cannot be exorcised.

15. I’ve had to Google whether it’s ok for the dog to eat slime.

Our poor dogs. They’re the real heroes.

14. What will the youths think of next.

It’s always another kid.

13. This is where Alexa comes in handy.

Ours is long suffering.

12. Some days are just like that.

You can’t, which is good. You’ll feel differently later.

11. Just buy the velcro ones.

This is a protip. Trust me on this.

10. I vote for winter.

There’s nowhere to throw them and you can’t hose them down.

9. The answer to the first one is “why.”

The answer to the second one is “probably not on purpose.”

8. Panicked parents everywhere.

I was not meant to be a teacher. At all.

7. It will happen sooner or later.

Probably too late for my eye-circles and gray hair, though.

6. Magic Erasers, my friend.

They are the answer to everything.

5. No one said it was going to be easy.

Thank goodness it was only a fish.

4. This is your chance to get creative!

You can spin anything to a positive with enough wine.

3. Asking the important questions.

Tell me what experienced neighborhood parent would have been able to answer this one.

2. At some point you just throw it out.

Because it’s just not worth it.

1. I like this woman.

She’s my new role model for when my kids get a bit older.

I’ve Googled some of these, and I’m sure the rest are only a matter of time.

What’s the one thing you can’t believe you actually had to ask since having kids? Share it with us in the comments!

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Very Relatable Questions That Parents Have Typed Into Google

How did people parent before the internet?

How did they know when to call Poison Control? How did they know how to get crayon out of the carpet? How did they know they weren’t the only people on the block with insane questions like those every day of the week?

I assume they had like, actual communities of other, more experienced parents to ask but I mean. The internet doesn’t judge, so I still feel like it’s a better option.

Since I know we all have random and wild questions, here are 16 I’m sure will make you laugh – or maybe warn you of what’s to come.

16. Just give up now.

They cannot be exorcised.

15. I’ve had to Google whether it’s ok for the dog to eat slime.

Our poor dogs. They’re the real heroes.

14. What will the youths think of next.

It’s always another kid.

13. This is where Alexa comes in handy.

Ours is long suffering.

12. Some days are just like that.

You can’t, which is good. You’ll feel differently later.

11. Just buy the velcro ones.

This is a protip. Trust me on this.

10. I vote for winter.

There’s nowhere to throw them and you can’t hose them down.

9. The answer to the first one is “why.”

The answer to the second one is “probably not on purpose.”

8. Panicked parents everywhere.

I was not meant to be a teacher. At all.

7. It will happen sooner or later.

Probably too late for my eye-circles and gray hair, though.

6. Magic Erasers, my friend.

They are the answer to everything.

5. No one said it was going to be easy.

Thank goodness it was only a fish.

4. This is your chance to get creative!

You can spin anything to a positive with enough wine.

3. Asking the important questions.

Tell me what experienced neighborhood parent would have been able to answer this one.

2. At some point you just throw it out.

Because it’s just not worth it.

1. I like this woman.

She’s my new role model for when my kids get a bit older.

I’ve Googled some of these, and I’m sure the rest are only a matter of time.

What’s the one thing you can’t believe you actually had to ask since having kids? Share it with us in the comments!

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Enjoy Some of the Funniest Parents Around

It takes a lot to be crowned one of the funniest parents on the internet on any given week, because I’ve gotta say, there are a lot of funny parents out there. That’s why I think people kind of pass the title of “funniest” around by the week, don’t you?

If that’s true, these 13 parents are definitely the winners this week, because these tweets made me laugh out loud!

13. We’re not allowed to go to the store.

Seems like the perfect excuse to me.

12. It’s almost like they’ve been planning this the entire time.

The torture never ends, my friends.

11. That only works if you lick them.

Ask any dad anywhere.

10. You can’t have it all.

Or any of it, on some days.

9. Nothing is as mean as that.

Or as scary, either.

8. Tensions are running high everywhere.

You’d better just follow instructions.

7. Because they know you won’t do anything about it.

Go ahead. Prove them wrong.

6. The robots can read our minds.

I think they’ve been talking to Alexa.

5. Think of it as the extra workout you didn’t want.

But that you probably needed.

4. This is a parenting protip if I’ve ever seen one.

Definitely trying this like, right now.

3. I dream of this day.

The one where it doesn’t take me longer to get kids out into the snow than they actually spend in the snow.

2. Someone who was tired of gray.

Surely there are more colors not associated with private parts?

1. Hey, we’re all entertaining ourselves how we can these days.

I bet the kid didn’t think it was funny, which makes it even funnier.

One day maybe I’ll be funny enough to make a list like this (that someone else writes).

What’s your favorite parenting account to follow on Twitter? Share the wealth in the comments!

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Enjoy Some of the Funniest Parents Around

It takes a lot to be crowned one of the funniest parents on the internet on any given week, because I’ve gotta say, there are a lot of funny parents out there. That’s why I think people kind of pass the title of “funniest” around by the week, don’t you?

If that’s true, these 13 parents are definitely the winners this week, because these tweets made me laugh out loud!

13. We’re not allowed to go to the store.

Seems like the perfect excuse to me.

12. It’s almost like they’ve been planning this the entire time.

The torture never ends, my friends.

11. That only works if you lick them.

Ask any dad anywhere.

10. You can’t have it all.

Or any of it, on some days.

9. Nothing is as mean as that.

Or as scary, either.

8. Tensions are running high everywhere.

You’d better just follow instructions.

7. Because they know you won’t do anything about it.

Go ahead. Prove them wrong.

6. The robots can read our minds.

I think they’ve been talking to Alexa.

5. Think of it as the extra workout you didn’t want.

But that you probably needed.

4. This is a parenting protip if I’ve ever seen one.

Definitely trying this like, right now.

3. I dream of this day.

The one where it doesn’t take me longer to get kids out into the snow than they actually spend in the snow.

2. Someone who was tired of gray.

Surely there are more colors not associated with private parts?

1. Hey, we’re all entertaining ourselves how we can these days.

I bet the kid didn’t think it was funny, which makes it even funnier.

One day maybe I’ll be funny enough to make a list like this (that someone else writes).

What’s your favorite parenting account to follow on Twitter? Share the wealth in the comments!

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Totally Accurate Posts About Growing Up With Siblings

There’s something really great about growing up with siblings.

Even on the days they’re driving you crazy, even when you’re screaming that you wish you were an only child because they ate the last piece of your leftover pie, even when they are pissing you off just because, somewhere deep down you know there’s no one else in the world who could take their place.

Siblings are the only people who can possibly know us – our past, present, all of the things that make us who we are – as well as we know ourselves.

If you’ve got siblings, you know all about these feelings – and these 10 tweets are going to bring them all rushing back.

10. And they totally get it.

No explanation necessary.

9. They’re just so tired.

As a parent, I get it now.

Image Credit: Twitter

8. Food fixes everything.

We all know that’s true.

Image Credit: Twitter

7. They just wait until you get up, too.

It’s so annoying.

6. This is delightful.

My sister and I still make fun of my mom all the time.

Image Credit: Twitter

5. Food is a precious commodity.

If it’s good, they’re not sharing.

Image Credit: Twitter

4. Nothing wrong with Player 2.

Luigi was my man.

3. You gotta do what you gotta do.

Only the quick get to eat leftovers.

2. They’re in it for the long haul.

Plus they’ve got a lot of blackmail on you.

Image Credit: Twitter

1. I had a visceral reaction to this tweet.

I can feel the rush of adrenaline all over again.

Image Credit: Twitter

Gotta love your siblings, y’all! What else are you gonna do?

Share your favorite memory of growing up with siblings down in the comments!

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Totally Accurate Posts About Growing Up With Siblings

There’s something really great about growing up with siblings.

Even on the days they’re driving you crazy, even when you’re screaming that you wish you were an only child because they ate the last piece of your leftover pie, even when they are pissing you off just because, somewhere deep down you know there’s no one else in the world who could take their place.

Siblings are the only people who can possibly know us – our past, present, all of the things that make us who we are – as well as we know ourselves.

If you’ve got siblings, you know all about these feelings – and these 10 tweets are going to bring them all rushing back.

10. And they totally get it.

No explanation necessary.

9. They’re just so tired.

As a parent, I get it now.

Image Credit: Twitter

8. Food fixes everything.

We all know that’s true.

Image Credit: Twitter

7. They just wait until you get up, too.

It’s so annoying.

6. This is delightful.

My sister and I still make fun of my mom all the time.

Image Credit: Twitter

5. Food is a precious commodity.

If it’s good, they’re not sharing.

Image Credit: Twitter

4. Nothing wrong with Player 2.

Luigi was my man.

3. You gotta do what you gotta do.

Only the quick get to eat leftovers.

2. They’re in it for the long haul.

Plus they’ve got a lot of blackmail on you.

Image Credit: Twitter

1. I had a visceral reaction to this tweet.

I can feel the rush of adrenaline all over again.

Image Credit: Twitter

Gotta love your siblings, y’all! What else are you gonna do?

Share your favorite memory of growing up with siblings down in the comments!

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Parents Who Are Definitely Not Smarter Than Their Kids

It’s a sad day when you realize you are never going to win every single argument with your kids again.

They understand logic, they 100% know how to turn your own words and actions against you, and they will never be afraid to challenge you on pretty much anything.

You had a good run while it lasted, though.

So, let’s raise a glass to these 10 parents, who just realized they are no longer smarter than their kids (at least not about everything).

10. They’ve already taken everything else.

Might as well hand over the candy, too.

9. Free the feet!

I could get behind this, at least in the summer.

8. Why are toddlers?

They are so sweet and so hell-on-wheels at the same time.

7. Competition is how you motivate this family.

She knows how to play the game.

6. She’s prepared him for life.

Time to sink or swim, kid.

5. I don’t think you’d want to see that movie.

It’s a tragedy, for sure.

4. You have to be more specific with your instructions.

That’s in the manual.

3. If only they feared us the way they did a T-rex.

Maybe we need to eat one of them.

2. The poor dog.

I think the kid meant for it to go the opposite way.

1. It can definitely be both.

I’m just saying.

I am sort of looking forward to this day as a parent and sort of not.

If it has passed for you, tell us the story of how your kid’s brains got the better of you the first time!

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Parents Who Are Definitely Not Smarter Than Their Kids

It’s a sad day when you realize you are never going to win every single argument with your kids again.

They understand logic, they 100% know how to turn your own words and actions against you, and they will never be afraid to challenge you on pretty much anything.

You had a good run while it lasted, though.

So, let’s raise a glass to these 10 parents, who just realized they are no longer smarter than their kids (at least not about everything).

10. They’ve already taken everything else.

Might as well hand over the candy, too.

9. Free the feet!

I could get behind this, at least in the summer.

8. Why are toddlers?

They are so sweet and so hell-on-wheels at the same time.

7. Competition is how you motivate this family.

She knows how to play the game.

6. She’s prepared him for life.

Time to sink or swim, kid.

5. I don’t think you’d want to see that movie.

It’s a tragedy, for sure.

4. You have to be more specific with your instructions.

That’s in the manual.

3. If only they feared us the way they did a T-rex.

Maybe we need to eat one of them.

2. The poor dog.

I think the kid meant for it to go the opposite way.

1. It can definitely be both.

I’m just saying.

I am sort of looking forward to this day as a parent and sort of not.

If it has passed for you, tell us the story of how your kid’s brains got the better of you the first time!

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