These People Really Messed up While Doing Their Laundry

Should we all just go back to the old days when we washed our clothes in rivers and streams?

By the looks of the photos you’re about to see, I think that might not be the worst idea in the world.

We’ve all had our laundry mishaps during our lives and that’s why these photos are going to make you cringe in a big way. Because you can feel them DOWN IN YOUR BONES.

So let’s all say a special prayer for these people as they continue their journey to laundry perfection…we all know it can be a long and dangerous road.

Let’s take a look…

1. Clean up on Aisle 9!

That’s a HUGE mess.

2. Time to buy a new phone…

Those things ain’t cheap!

I did laundry…she lost her iPhone from Wellthatsucks

3. I don’t see the problem here.

Fits like a glove!

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#laundryfail #honeyishrunkmysweater

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4. He is not happy about this…

What do you have to say for yourself?

5. The old pen in the dryer trick.

Not much fun, is it?

6. How did this happen?

Someone has some explaining to do.

7. Very stylish.

Keep on shrinking the clothes so you can pass them on to your pooch!

8. Farewell, old friend.

This is very sad…

9. A common mistake.

And a costly one…

10. OH MY GOD.

Call in the Haz-Mat crew!

Yay, pull-ups in the washing machine! from Wellthatsucks

11. Might be time for a new one.

Just sayin’…

Washing Machine Shook the Detergent Off… from Wellthatsucks

12. Do you have any small children?

There’s no saving this one.

My wool sweater shrunk in the wash from Wellthatsucks

How about you?

What’s your worst laundry disaster? I’m talking about the REALLY BAD ones that made you shake your head in disgust?

Tell us all about them in the comments! Thanks!

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Recent Posts That You Shouldn’t Miss

It can be hard to keep up with all of the things that happen on Twitter every single hour of every day. Sure, you can keep up with the big stuff, but what about the rest of them?

Some of them are must-reads, after all, and these 13 posts are some we don’t think you’d want to miss.

13. Aren’t children precious?

Among other things.

Photo Credit: Pleated Jeans

12. Fess up, hilarious person.

You need to claim your brilliance.

Photo Credit: Pleated Jeans

11. I honestly don’t want to know the answer to this.

Let me believe this is all going to be fine.

Photo Credit: Pleated Jeans

10. If only life’s inevitabilities could be so easily circumvented.

I need to get into some kind of bed right now, y’all.

Photo Credit: Pleated Jeans

9. I don’t see anything wrong with it.

Which I guess is how I know I’m old, too.

Photo Credit: Pleated Jeans

8. Forget the lights, that nest is terrifying enough on its own.

Just burn that entire house down.

Photo Credit: Pleated Jeans

7. Finally, it’s paying off!

You knew it was going to eventually.

Photo Credit: Pleated Jeans

6. I don’t even know what to say about this.

You needed to see it, though.

Photo Credit: Pleated Jeans

5. Or because they’re eyeing the remote so they can turn on video games.

Or YouTube, whatever isn’t school.

Photo Credit: Pleated Jeans

4. If she doesn’t insult your cooking, is she even your mom?

The answer is obviously no.

Photo Credit: Pleated Jeans

3. We need something to look forward to, okay?

We know it’s an illusion, but leave us to it.

Photo Credit: Pleated Jeans

2. Hurry up!

I mean, we’re not going to run out, but hurry up anyway.

Photo Credit: Pleated Jeans

1. It’s not INappropriate.

It’s all in how you look at it, I guess.

Photo Credit: Pleated Jeans

One day I will be clever enough to make a list like this one!

Which one made you actually snort? I need to know in the comments!

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When Doing Laundry Gets Ugly: These People Learned the Hard Way

These photos all brought a tear to my eye…

Seeing a routine laundry endeavor go wrong really makes me upset for some reason…maybe it’s because I can relate to the hardships these folks are going through…

I’ve definitely had my fair share of laundry mishaps in my day, and when I see other people go through it, all those bad memories just come flooding back…and it isn’t a pretty picture.

But we need to learn from our mistakes, so let’s all take a look at these disturbing photos, shall we?

1. The look on her face says it all.

Very disappointed, no doubt about it.

2. This is NOT COOL.

Not cool at all…

3. It looks good on you!

Just go with it!

4. Time for a new one.

Always check your pockets, kids!

5. We’ve all done this at some point.

With a crayon, a pen, a marker…etc…

6. What a tragedy!

Sorry about this…and good luck cleaning it up.

Did the first load of laundry of the decade today! 2 rolls of toilet paper fell off the top of the fridge and into the washing machine without me noticing 🙁 from Wellthatsucks

7. It belongs to someone else now.

But next time, pay attention!

8. I hope you don’t mind having red jeans.

It’s time to make a new fashion statement.

9. This is hilarious.

And we feel your pain, sir.

10. You are now a cyclops.

And you need a new ID.

11. Probably can’t use that anymore…

Did you learn a lesson?

I accidentally washed and dried my $10 bill and it shrunk to a quarter of its normal size from mildlyinteresting

12. One’s pretty upset. But the other one is ecstatic!

This one is a wild ride. Definitely scroll through all the pics.

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Laundry fail. One of Sena’s favorite sweaters is hers no more 😭. She was sad for a minute and asked “mawmy, but why did you put my swetter in the jyer? don’t do that anymore, pweeze ok? can you put it in the not-jyer and fix it? it’s Giora’s now.” When I told G that she inherited a cute sweater, she was so happy that she couldn’t wait to wear it! . I threw in some daddy-daughter love, too. . . . #sweetsena #ohgiora #momofgirls #daddydaughter #naturalhair #baby #blackgirlsrock #blackgirlmagic #cute #adorable #naturalkids #toddler #sisters #momlife #family #laundryfail #blackmomsblog #cutekidsclub #instagood #instacute #instakids #toddler #darling #mommysworld #lemonsintolemonade #thelittlethings #raisingqueens #cutenessoverload #chubbycheeks #daughters #handmedowns

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13. The machine is sending you a message…

Treat it with care…or else…

My friend’s laundry machine did this from mildlyinteresting

Now we’d like to hear from you.

In the comments, tell us about the worst laundry disaster that’s ever happened to you.

Please and thank you!

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Hilarious Tweets We Think Are Worth Your Time

It can be very hard to decide which tweets are worth your time when you’re scrolling your timeline, and listen – no matter how hard you work to curate the best possible folks, you’re definitely going to miss some brilliance here or there.

That’s where we – and this list of 12 fun tweets – comes in!

What I’m saying is… we’re here for you fam! Do less searching and more reading.

Let’s go!

12. He could teach us all a thing or two.

A real trailblazer, that one. He will lead the world one day.

Photo Credit: Pleated Jeans

11. It’s a symbiotic relationship.

As long as it’s not the biting kind.

Photo Credit: Pleated Jeans

10. It certainly can be.

Remember that, youths. Get off the Twitter!

Photo Credit: Pleated Jeans

9. I am howling, y’all.

That poor sap. Both of them.

Photo Credit: Pleated Jeans

8. The joke was just sitting there all this time.

Ripe for the picking and thus is was plucked!

Photo Credit: Pleated Jeans

7. Or maybe Trolls: World Tour.

Honestly it was pretty good, though. No, I’m serious. Go watch it.

Photo Credit: Pleated Jeans

6. How did we know what we wanted before all of this?

How did we understand our vibe? Our style? It boggles the mind.

Photo Credit: Pleated Jeans

5. Why do I want to follow this account now?

I mean…you do too, right? Right?!?!

Photo Credit: Pleated Jeans

4. This way he knows the true you.

Always better to start that way, no?

Photo Credit: Pleated Jeans

3. Yes, I’m sure that’s it.

Just go with it.

Photo Credit: Pleated Jeans

2. Shut. Up.

I am totally gobsmacked. And I feel completely and utterly betrayed.

Photo Credit: Pleated Jeans

1. Living the dream, people.

As long as no kids are with her.

Photo Credit: Pleated Jeans

I’m really glad I didn’t miss any of these, aren’t you?

Tell us how we did in the comments!

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Hilarious Jokes About the Misery of This Pandemic

Hey there…

Here we go again

Yes, it’s another installment of jokes about the pandemic. And do you want to know why? BECAUSE THIS THING IS STILL HERE SEVEN MONTHS LATER.

And it really doesn’t look like it’s going anywhere for a while, does it?

It’s sad, but true. But we have to deal with it and get through it, right?

And one of the  ways we can do that is with humor.

So, without further ado, enjoy another installment of jokes about this crazy time in world history…and remember to wear your mask when you go out in public!

1. Are you guys okay?

Now I’m depressed, too…

2. Hahahaha. Burn!

You showed them!

3. You’re doing good work.

No, make that GREAT work!

4. Doesn’t seem realistic, does it?

That’s not gonna happen!

5. Jack might have overreacted just a bit.

I mean, the whole thing with the axe? C’mon, bro…

6. No way around it.

Just wear it and keep your mouth shut. Okay?

7. The new normal.

Okay, I’ve had enough for today.

8. That did not work out very well.

What the hell is going on out there?

9. They’re working for me, too.

Been ordering all kinds of stuff!

10. This is very true.

Covid got snubbed!

11. You did your best.

And maybe Mr. Newton would be proud of you.

12. I’m pretty over it…

Not gonna lie…

Ughhhhh…

In the comments, talk to us and give us a life update.

How are you doing? How are you holding up?

Thanks! And please stay safe and healthy out there!

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Tweets for People Who Are the Hottest Mess

Raise your hand if you think you’re a hot mess.

Now raise your other hand if in trying to raise that first hand you somehow hurt yourself, knocked something over, or set fire to your greater metropolitan area.

It’s ok. I understand. I’m a hot mess, too. Last week I severely injured myself while yawning in the morning. There’s not much that’ll push you harder to say “screw this I’m staying in bed” than that. But a lot of people on the internet are hot messes too, and they turn that hot mess into a hot take, and place that hot take on Twitter for all to enjoy.

Check out these ten tweets by and for people who are just like you, you beautiful disaster.

10. The customer is always wrong

Just because you don’t mean anything doesn’t mean you can’t wreck me.

9. Reset

If I could call a do-over on existence I probably would have ten times by now.

8. Take me away

Imagine having this conversation 48 times a night.

7. I don’t mouth so good

Forget it, I’ll just go ahead and never speak again.

6. Dating in the modern day

Elizabethan courtship etiquette has nothing on the internet age.

5. The big questions

I need to report this original tweet for rudeness.

4. The Devil’s in the details

My demons have resorted to cleaning up just so they have something to wreck.

3. Pain in hindsight

These are the scars that truly never disappear.

2. Time and place

Don’t forget to follow it up with a “haha, but I dunno, man, it’s whatever.”

1. Out of funding

I’m sorry, what the hell app is this?

If you’ve managed to scroll through all of that without disaster, congratulations. Give yourself a high five! Oh, that made you sprain your wrist? And the whole office was watching? Nevermind, just get out of there, I’m sorry.

What’s your biggest “hot mess” moment recently?

Tell us in the comments.

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Hilarious Moments from the World of Tinder

What’s going on with Tinder?

There’s dating and conversations and hookups, sure, but like, there’s also this entire weird culture around it. Flirting and game playing and pranking and…venmo panhandling? It’s a lot, so if you’re gonna open that app back up, be ready for anything.

Here are fifteen of the types of anything you might want to prepare yourself for in the world of tinder.

15. Duck buddies

Um. Are we just gonna ignore the plane and the building emojis?

I had an interesting experience from Tinder

14. 6’3

I don’t know if you’ve heard or not, but this guy is 6’3.

The trick to a good bio is letting people know a lot about you from Tinder

13. Crab onto opportunity

When you got the facts, you just gotta share ’em.

Fucking love crabs, man from Tinder

12. Evolutionary process

I didn’t think tinder would be the pinnacle of biological progress, but here we are.

Its shark week! from Tinder

11. A sense of adventure

Bringing out the big guns right away.

Is it even a date if no one dies at the end? from Tinder

10. A part of me

I mean, you’re not wrong.

I mean??? from Tinder

9. That adds up

Math nerds were made for each other.

She’s not obtuse from Tinder

8. You should pay, pal

I kinda wonder how well this is going for her.

She unmatched with me immediately from Tinder

7. Basic genetics

Asked and answered, I suppose.

He didn’t even get my joke 🥺 from Tinder

6. Waking up in Vegas

That embarrassing moment when you both show up to the party wearing the same name.

When you are a lesbian with a common name from Tinder

5. A horse of a different color

This guy is too hot to trot.

She said she liked horses and dad jokes. from Tinder

4. You blue it

This is what happens when you copy/paste the same line for all your matches.

My pictures show very clearly that my eyes are brown from Tinder

3. Dog-gone

Is your mutual disinterest in each other technically something you have in common?

we both matched with ulterior motives. from Tinder

2. Rhyme time

Not a perfect rhyme, but a solid effort.

The first creative thought I’ve had… from Tinder

1. It’s the pits

I’d sooner commit to a lifetime of matrimony than matching tattoos.

Ladies and gentlemen, I’m pleased to announce I’ve beat the game. from Tinder

Honestly, I’d swipe right on every single one of ’em.

What’s been your weirdest tinder experience?

Tell us in the comments.

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People Who Are Definitely Having a Weirdly Bad Day

Have you had a bad day lately?

Before you answer, you should probably look at these posts. Because after you see the bizarre ways in which other peoples’ days are going, you might feel prompted to reassess the badness level you assign to your own.

Here are thirteen people who are definitely not having a great day.

14. Key to happiness

The S just hit the fan.

My bird got into every single laptop key… from Wellthatsucks

13. Olive and I’ll learn

I’ve heard of oil spills but this is ridiculous.

I would hate to clean olive that up. from Wellthatsucks

12. Urgin’ the urchins

That’d be just about enough to put me off the ocean ’till forever.

Fifty-three Venomous Sea Urchin Spines (My friend didn’t know you aren’t supposed to stand on the bottom when snorkeling – this happened right when he got in the water.) from Wellthatsucks

11. Bat man

Imagine reading this if you live in a country with an actual healthcare system.

My husband got bit by a bat who found its way into our bedroom in the middle of the night. Here’s our bill for the rabies vaccination with insurance. from Wellthatsucks

10. Beauty and the beach

Oh Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream…

Tried to get a beach sunrise photo. Noticed the sand "art" when editing said photo. from Wellthatsucks

 

9. Degree of difficulty

Make sure you’ve got all the info for your calculations.

When you are from Arizona and think 70 degrees on the beach in Cali doesnt require sunscreen. I. Hurt. from Wellthatsucks

8. Get to the point

There’s something extremely tragic about this but I can’t put my finger on it.

Just picked up the game today…super excited to play. Fell and broke my finger shortly after getting home with it. Fml. from Wellthatsucks

7. Sock it to me

And so begins the walk of shame back home.

Drove 45 mins to the store thinking I had my mask in my pocket. It was a baby sock. from Wellthatsucks

6. The medium is the message

I know that Chick-fil-A has been the subject of a lot of controversy already, but this has to be talked about.

Should’ve saved the money and ordered two medium fries. from Wellthatsucks

 

5. A breath of fresh air

It said “eau de toilette” right on the bottle, what was I supposed to do?

When the perfume you bought your wife for Christmas ends up in the toilet as “air freshener”. from Wellthatsucks

4. Desperate times

We’re still living in a dumpster fire but at least we’re not dealing with this nonsense anymore.

My “bounty” paper towels finally showed up that I ordered at the beginning of quarantine in March for 45 bucks before shipping from Wellthatsucks

3. The hits keep on comin’

Oh quit whining about it, you sound like a broken record.

There are only 100 vinyls of this album and the postal service broke mine in half from Wellthatsucks

2. Fit for a queen

Cinderella’s step sisters be like:

The dangers of online shopping. from Wellthatsucks

1. Poo to you too

That dog knows exactly what he’s doing.

Owner should be ashamed for leaving this dog in a car. But I’m hoping that poo sinks deep into the upholstery for good stinky messy measure. from Wellthatsucks

If you’re the kind of sadist who can’t get enough of this stuff, there’s an endless supply over at r/Wellthatsucks.

What’s been the weirdest “bad day” thing to happen to you lately?

Tell us in the comments.

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15 of the Best Takes on Thor: Ragnarok

Do you remember Thor: Ragnarok?

Almost feels like lifetimes ago now, but it’s been just a few years since the wild and hilarious addition to the MCU came to us courtesy of director Taika Waititi. It was a smash hit, making back about five times its budget and earning over 90% on Rotten Tomatoes.

Disney has always been smart with the Marvel franchise, and that includes course corrections when needed. The Thor installments up to that point had been just a little too heavy and somber – the colorama Goldblum-blessed feast of Ragnarok turned that around quick, and the internet noticed.

Of course, you can’t talk fandom without talking Tumblr. Here are just a few of the best Tumblr fan takes on the film.

15. Absolutely Shakespearean

Turns out most people who spend all their time yelling about how they should be in charge don’t actually have that much to offer. Who knew.

https://lyoness-rampant.tumblr.com/post/174265243357/lesbianshepard-lesbianshepard-i-love-how-loki

14. No spoilers

He’ll just be a little thor in the morning.

https://lieutenant-ash-tyler.tumblr.com/post/169125855529/loki-stabs-thor-thor

13. Origin stories

Don’t you judge me.

https://slartibratfast.tumblr.com/post/167903942615/lieutenant-sapphic-loki-i-know-the-passcodes

12. My cosmical romance

He’s downright chipper by comparison.

https://wesawbears.tumblr.com/post/169428542144/merianymerosmartell-we-all-thought-loki-was-the

11. Green with envy

Something’s not right here.

https://theluckiestclover.tumblr.com/post/169701106876/trickerydickerydock-i-am-diana-odin-hey

10. Heavy times

I’m on my way there too, bud.

https://drbennedict.tumblr.com/post/173884827251/rvancoogler-thegestianpoet-thegestianpoet

9. Yeet and repeat

Help comes in many forms.

https://bi-steverogers.tumblr.com/post/172313219560/thor-oh-we-should-do-get-help-peter-whats-get

8. Dereliction of duty

Trust fund kids. They’re all the same.

https://flange5.tumblr.com/post/167957504966/hottest-of-hot-takes-heimdall-is-literally-the

7. One more thing

Yup, that’s it that’s the vibe.

https://yawpkatsi.tumblr.com/post/172724545972/insomniac-arrest-alcoholic-with-a-heart-of-gold

6. Righteous retcon

On that subject of course corrections…

https://starshipsandmixtapes.tumblr.com/post/167730568676/i-forgot-to-mention-what-i-love-most-about

5. Friendly fire

I’d probably be Hulk.

https://swingsetindecember.tumblr.com/post/159437832652/batmanisagatewaydrug-on-a-scale-of-steve-rogers

4. Heavenly education

Wait ’till he gets to the part about comic books.

https://brieslarsons.tumblr.com/post/169134355446/marvel-wheres-my-ten-minute-video-of-thor

3. Meet the master

That’s my secret cap, I’m always confused.

https://ohthisismuchworse.tumblr.com/post/169482455885/i-almost-wish-that-thor-and-bruce-were-captured-by

2. What could have been

You gotta at least shoot this for the Bluray, I mean come on.

https://actual-jamespotter.tumblr.com/post/168229621198/i-fell-down-a-hole-of-reading-stuff-about-this

1. From the page

Finally, some screenplay excerpts for your enjoyment.

https://i-stole-a-time-lord.tumblr.com/post/170168529487/some-highlights-of-the-thor-ragnarok-script

For me, Endgame may hold the crown of best overall MCU movie forever, but this one’s in the top 5 for sure. An absolute blast.

What’s your favorite MCU flick? What’s your least favorite?

Tell us in the comments.

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Truly Bizarre Meals That Made Us Feel Very Uncomfortable

If you are squeamish or you have a weak stomach, you might want to avert your eyes from the photos below…or at least do that thing where you look through your fingers like you do when you watch a scary movie.

Because these photos are disturbing. And weird. And creepy.

No, they’re not snapshots of anything bloody or gory…they’re really bizarre meals that people threw together for some reason…and we’re really not sure why.

So take a few deep breaths, summon up your courage, and dive into these gross and disturbing meals.

Don’t say we didn’t warn you…

1. Beans on pizza?

Eat up, friends!

2. That looks disgusting.

Don’t you agree?

3. Perfect for those hot summer days!

The kids will love it!

Found this gem. from shittyfoodporn

4. Now I’m STARVING.

This will hit the spot.

Mmm a banana fish salad. from shittyfoodporn

5. It has a very nice texture to it.

Pack it and bring it to work!

The crunch factor from shittyfoodporn

6. My eyes are burning!

And so will your stomach if you try this!

I had dough left over from the pizza I made earlier but no sauce so I had to improvise, its edam tuna and turkey slices and I had it with ketchup from shittyfoodporn

7. Oreos and pickles, anyone?

The perfect combination.

8. OH MY GOD.

No way, no how.

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Sábado no sul do mundo e o receitas “NAMARIA by Sou Meliê” dessa semana vai te ajudar a fazer aquela jantinha marota pra agradar x crush nessa noite!!! Aprenda a fazer o famoso e inigualável temaki miojo! Para essa receita você vai precisar de um miojo, mortadela (é igual a mortandela, tá?!) um pacote de molho pronto e queijo ralado! Pegue uma panela, coloque água e espere ferver! Ferveu a água?! Coloque o miojo e espere 5 minutos (não fica pronto em 3 minutos nunca essa coisa)! Pegue um prato e coloque uma fatia de mortadela! Coloque o miojo em cima da mortadela, enrole fazendo um cone, coloque um pouco de molho e decore com queijo ralado! Harmonize com vinho de garrafão Carreteiro, kisuco de tutti frutti, Jamel, vodka com canela e licor de morango! Se está de dieta, harmonize com água com gás, chá de carqueja, leite quente com mel e suco de caju! Dica do Sou Meliê: cebolinha e salsicha (picados) por cima do queijo ralado para decorar essa iguaria! Tire uma foto bem bacanuda e use a #sushiman #euquefiz #jantarzinromantico e ostente!!! . . . #soumeliê #sómeliê #badinfluence #beerinstagram #beersommelier #beerinfluencer #beermeme #beer #bier #cervejaartesanal #best #bestoftheday #beeroftheday #beerlove #beercraft #bebamenosbebamelhor #cerveja #receitas #receitassaudaveis #masterchef #mestredosabor #sabado #frio #friozinho #sushi #sushilovers #temaki

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9. This will ruin any kid’s day.

Or any kid’s life, come to think of it.

10. Sweet noodles…

Get that outta here!

I just wanna pasta and candy at same time so ….I did sweet noodles from shittyfoodporn

11. Sushi and chili.

I guess there are worse things out there.

12. Pea-nut butter.

Get it?!?!

13. It didn’t have to be this way…

I’m very upset about this.

Yikes!

I hope I don’t have to actually eat any of those meals anytime soon, know what I’m saying?

Now we want to hear from you!

In the comment, tell us about some of the grossest and most bizarre meals you’ve ever had the displeasure to experience in your life.

Let’s get weird, friends!

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