Enjoy These Funny Tweets from Some Hysterical Ladies

We say this all the time, but we need to repeat it because it’s so true: the ladies on Twitter are absolutely hysterical.

And here are 15 more that you’ll probably start following after you scroll through these tweets.

Get ready to LOL!

1. That is amazing.

2. Mom is quite crafty.

3. Had to do it.

4. Looks like a cat burrito.

5. I’m freakin’ out!

6. Why is that?

7. Yeah, that’s kinda weird.

8. That cat is a movie star.

9. That is a terrible idea.

10. That’s a great question…

11. Isn’t that always how it works?

12. You deserve a new home.

13. Obviously you’re not part of a power couple.

14. God did indeed grow up.

15. He probably does…

Keep making us laugh, ladies!

We can’t get enough of it!

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These History Memes Just Might Teach You Something

For some reason, a lot of kids don’t like history in middle and high school. Personally, I think it has something to do with so many history teachers at those levels being coaches who do the bare minimum in the classroom…but that might just be my own experience talking.

I’m someone who grew to love history in college and beyond, so I love to see the interesting bits finding new, awestruck minds on the internet.

To that end, here are 16 history memes that just might teach you something new today!

16. Here are you still hungry?

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15. The cleverness. It burns.

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14. Yes, let’s do that insanity.

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13. Yes. This is the collective expression on France’s face.

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12. Until you end up there yourself. Womp womp.

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11. Spoiler alert…it’s not the army.

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10. A more accurate depiction I have not seen.

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9. I need more for my collection.

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8. It’s always the season.

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7. This just made me laugh for real. The bread would be a lot more pleasant.

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6. It’s always the barbarians. Dammit.

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5. You’d best rethink that strategy.

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4. Yep, it’s just that creepy.

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3. At least have the sense to look ashamed.

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2. With their own stick. Damn.

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1. This wins best photoshop award.

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I can’t say for sure that I learned anything new, but these memes definitely never get old.

How about you? Did you learn something? Share it with us in the comments!

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Tweets That Prove Being an Adult Is Totally Bogus

Being an adult really isn’t that much fun. I hate to break it to you young folks out there, but it’s the truth.

The bills pile up, your back starts to hurt, your hair falls out…what’s the deal?

I think the people behind these tweets probably agree with what I’m saying…

1. I can’t deal with this right now.

2. Now I get it…

3. Well, that’s depressing.

4. Maybe they have a life coach?

5. I’ve been up for hours.

6. Get me out of here.

7. Now what do I do?

8. Me, too, brother.

9. What were you thinking?!?!

10. I’ll get right back to you.

11. Aren’t we all…?

12. That’s a lot of stuff.

13. Might as well.

14. Thanks a lot, ouija board…

15. Funny how things change, isn’t it?

How’s the adult life treating you?

Tell us all about it in the comments. We’re here to listen, friends…

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Funny Tweets About Being in Your Early 20s

The early 20s period of life is  full of trials and tribulations and figuring out what your next steps will be.

It can be confusing, amusing, and even a little ridiculous.

If you’ve been there, these tweets will probably look pretty familiar.

1. Can’t wait for Installment 24!

2. Ain’t life grand?

3. You might want to wait a while.

4. Way to go!

5. Can I see your ID?

6. Let’s meld it all together.

7. You’re the f*cking child.

8. Still failing!

9. Wherever you go, there you are.

10. Opposite ends of the spectrum.

Do you remember your early 20s? Hell, maybe you’re still in your early 20s.

Tell us about this interesting time in your life in the comments. We’d love to hear from you!

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10 Humorous Tweets About Having the Flu

While being sick is no reason to laugh, we’re going to make some exceptions for this article.

Yes, having the flu really sucks, but maybe we can all laugh at it to relieve the pain a little bit.

Laugh at these tweets, take some pills, go back to bed, and call me in the morning. Trust me, I’m a doctor.

1. DON’T GO OUTSIDE.

2. It’s going to be very romantic.

3. Oh, now you’re sick?

4. Thanks for the reminder.

5. Be a good parent.

6. Comes to a standstill.

7. A big F.U.

8. A total breakdown in the system.

9. I’m really not sure…

10. Being stung from all sides.

Avoid the flu this winter!

Get your flu shot and stay healthy out there!

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Oscar Mayer Is Hiring People to Drive the Wienermobile, so It’s Time to Update Your Resumes!

Do you have your resume up to date? If not, you better start punching those keys on the keyboard because this might just be your dream job.

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Oscar Mayer recently announced that they are looking for twelve people to drive their iconic Wienermobiles around the country this year. The job listing reads as follows:

“Have you always dreamed of working with hot dogs? Well, look no further. All of your hot dog dreams just came true. We could say ‘drivers wanted,’ but what we really mean is WIENERMOBILE navigators ready to deliver unlimited joy to thousands of people every single day.”

Damn right you’ll be bringing people joy. Folks see that Wienermobile come around the corner, and they lose their shit. You’ll be A LEGEND wherever you go. The job is a one-year assignment with salary and benefits, during which you’ll be traversing the highways and byways of America in a 27-foot wiener on wheels.

Need I say more?

Those who are chosen to fill these illustrious positions will also attend a two-week training session called “Hot Dog High” where you’ll learn how to drive the Wienermobile, you’ll pick your official Hotdogger name (the possibilities are endless), and you’ll learn the ins and outs of the business.

Has there ever been a more desirable job on this planet? I don’t think so.

I just put my application in…I suggest you do the same, my friends. The deadline to apply is January 31, 2020, so don’t blow it! You can do this! We can do this!

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This Colorado Restaurant Charges Customers for Asking “Stupid Questions”

Service industry people are really going to love this story…and they’ll probably hope that their places of business will follow this restaurant’s lead.

At Tom’s Diner in Denver, Colorado, asking a stupid question will cost you. Every time a customer asks what the workers there deem to be a dumb inquiry, they are charged 38 cents…and they put it on your bill, too.

In fact, “Stupid Questions” are even listed on the menu for that very specific price of 38 cents.

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Hunter Landry, the General Manager of Tom’s Diner, said, “It’s meant to be playful. It’s good to keep things light in today’s world. The majority of people really get where we’re coming from and understand it’s meant to be playful. Over the years, maybe a few people have been perturbed but the response is generally positive.”

Landry said that his uncle Tom Messina, who opened the diner in 1999, originally added the “Stupid Question” item to the menu. He added that some customers ask stupid questions on purpose to try to make the staff laugh. Two of his favorites that’s he heard are, “Are there any dues for the turkey club sandwich?” and “Does the ice have any water in it?”

So next time you find yourself in Denver, be sure to stop into Tom’s Diner. You can either tread very carefully so you won’t increase your bill, or you can push your luck and see how many extra charges you can rack up if you really want to be a smart-ass.

Posted by Jason Klimowicz on Wednesday, September 18, 2019

This is my favorite story of 2020 so far! Amazing!

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These Lovely and Wholesome Photos Might Just Restore Your Faith in Humans

Life can beat you down, trample right over you, and spit you right out. But we all get up again and keep moving forward! Because that’s what life is all about.

Here are some nice and wholesome things that should make us all feel a little bit better.

Let’s restore our faith in humanity, shall we?

1. That was very thoughtful.

I made a Braille cookie for a friend who’s blind. from mildlyinteresting

2. The ‘Giving Machine’ is a great idea.

People lining up to donate items to people in need using these vending machines instead of buying something for themselves from mildlyinteresting

3. The t-shirt discount.

I was given a $0.04 discount because the cashier liked my shirt from mildlyinteresting

4. I see you!

My neighbor cut holes in his gate so his dog could see out from mildlyinteresting

5. What are the chances of that?

I found a mussel with natural goggly eyes from mildlyinteresting

6. Help yourself and God bless.

Food bank/rummage shelf at the end of this house’s driveway from mildlyinteresting

7. Thanks for the ride!

In Finland, there are buttons to thank the bus driver from mildlyinteresting

8. Come and knock on our door.

This three story dog house I saw that someone built. from mildlyinteresting

9. Awwww. That is sweet.

This dog blanket I bought has a dog with a wheelchair. from mildlyinteresting

10. This is great.

This doggy house entrance one of my clients built from mildlyinteresting

11. Wow! I wish all pizza places did this.

The inside of the pizza box was a tuxedo. from mildlyinteresting

12. Let’s go tubing!

My town shut down one of the downtown streets and turned it into a snow tubing park tonight. from mildlyinteresting

13. Kick-starting their Etsy career.

I got a note from a seller on Etsy after I was their first customer! Made my whole heart smile 🙂 from MadeMeSmile

Well, that made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside!

How about you? Did that restore your faith in humanity maybe just a little bit?

Tell us what you think in the comments! And if you have had a very nice or wholesome encounter lately, tell us all about it, please!

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People Open up About the Worst Dates They’ve Ever Had

Have you ever had a truly terrible date? One that was a disaster start to finish and made you never want to go out with anyone ever again?

I’m sure you have…and so have these folks on Twitter.

This is the question that got everything going.

Let’s take a look at the responses.

1. Get outta there!

2. Won’t be a second date.

3. Still haunted.

4. Mama’s boy.

5. Sounds like a catch!

6. No way.

7. Ouch!

8. Okay, this is the worst ever.

9. Homicidal maniac.

10. Yeah, I’ve had enough.

11. Maybe he was a nice guy?

12. That’s weird.

13. We don’t want you to be hysterical.

14. What a story!

We’re begging you! Tell us about your awful dates in the comments!

These kinds of stories give us LIFE!

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These Funny Reusable Grocery Bags Help the Environment and Will Make You Laugh

We should all take reusable bags with us to the grocery store when we go shopping. But instead of those bland, humorless bags you’ve been toting around, consider some of these funny bags made by the clever, artsy people on Etsy for your shopping needs.

Here are 10 that I think you might want cause they’re awesome. If you feel the same, you can buy directly from the links underneath the photos of the bags.

Happy shopping!

1. Make no mistake.

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2. All kinds of healthy shit…

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3. Ouch!

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4. Booyah.

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5. N’ Shit…

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6. Sounds like a plan!

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7. Not in love just yet.

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8. Organic, healthy food.

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9. You should know the difference.

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10. Don’t mess with this one…

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Aren’t those great? Here are a bunch of other awesome bags you can buy from Etsy!

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