Here we go again…
Yes, it’s another installment of jokes about the pandemic. And do you want to know why? BECAUSE THIS THING IS STILL HERE SEVEN MONTHS LATER.
And it really doesn’t look like it’s going anywhere for a while, does it?
It’s sad, but true. But we have to deal with it and get through it, right?
And one of the ways we can do that is with humor.
So, without further ado, enjoy another installment of jokes about this crazy time in world history…and remember to wear your mask when you go out in public!
1. Are you guys okay?
Now I’m depressed, too…
I saw these depressed rocks on my walk and I am worried about them pic.twitter.com/mnvF45UXEm
— Alyssa Limperis (@alyssalimp) July 26, 2020
2. Hahahaha. Burn!
You showed them!
I just got kicked out of a flat earth Facebook group because I asked if the 6 foot social distancing guideline had pushed anyone over the edge yet.
— Kevin Shanks Faces the Music (@forensictoxguy) August 2, 2020
3. You’re doing good work.
No, make that GREAT work!
I give my kids $0.50 every time they see an unmasked person and loudly say, "Why isn't that person wearing a mask, mom?"
— Speranza☭ (@Retroition) July 16, 2020
4. Doesn’t seem realistic, does it?
That’s not gonna happen!
Every "safety plan" I've seen that would allow public schools to reopen requires that kids behave in ways that no child has ever behaved in the history of children.
— love one another (@girlziplocked) August 2, 2020
5. Jack might have overreacted just a bit.
I mean, the whole thing with the axe? C’mon, bro…
After 4 months of social distancing I feel like Jack in The Shining could have kept it together a little better. He had THREE people to talk to and a HUGE HOUSE with LOTS OF GHOST FRIENDS.
— Jennifer Wright (@JenAshleyWright) July 30, 2020
6. No way around it.
Just wear it and keep your mouth shut. Okay?
I want to be as cool as the person who made this sign pic.twitter.com/nnaErVsEbr
— Tom D'Angora #BlackLivesMatter (@TomDangora) August 2, 2020
7. The new normal.
Okay, I’ve had enough for today.
I feel out of shape socially. I used to have a good few hours in me-now when I see someone in person after 15 minutes I’m like okaaaaay time to go back to my cave for six days
— Alyssa Limperis (@alyssalimp) August 1, 2020
8. That did not work out very well.
What the hell is going on out there?
Them: "If you all stay inside for a couple of months, it'll give us time to figure this out."
5 months later:
Us: "We did our part. How's it going?"
Them: "Great! We've made "anti-masker" a political identity, opened the schools & hobbled the post office."
— Kumail Nanjiani (@kumailn) August 6, 2020
9. They’re working for me, too.
Been ordering all kinds of stuff!
I am at the stage of quarantine where the Instagram ads are working.
— roxane gay (@rgay) August 5, 2020
10. This is very true.
Covid got snubbed!
Damn Covid didn’t get one Emmy nomination and it went viral more than anybody
— Chris Redd (@Reddsaidit) July 28, 2020
11. You did your best.
And maybe Mr. Newton would be proud of you.
Isaac Newton invented calculus during the bubonic plague, during covid I invented tortilla toilet paper.
— mark normand (@marknorm) August 3, 2020
12. I’m pretty over it…
Not gonna lie…
MARCH COMMERCIAL: during these uncertain times, we’re thinking of you and your family
AUGUST COMMERCIAL: look you might as well catch it at burger king
— Ben Rosen (@ben_rosen) August 5, 2020
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How are you doing? How are you holding up?
Thanks! And please stay safe and healthy out there!