Being single has its ups and downs.
And it also depends on what kind of person you are. Let’s just put it this way: being in a relationship consists of the good, the bad, and the ugly.
That’s why being single is the best! Sometimes…
Let’s take a look at some folks who are livin’ the single life.
1. Who won?
In 8th grade I broke up with my boyfriend at a middle school dance & requested they play Single Ladies as a power move but he ended up dating my cousin 3 weeks later all through high school and college & I just got an invite to their wedding so guess who won that one!!!!!
— Seasonal But Slutty 1984’s George Whorewell (@EwdatsGROSS) August 31, 2019
2. Make your move.
My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping they're braver than I am
— Kyle (@ItsKyllle) September 30, 2018
3. It’s not going well.
Day 126 with no sex. I've lost hearing in my right eye
— J (@esmexoo) May 30, 2018
4. That’s a fun game, isn’t it?
To all the boys I didn’t really like but then realized they liked me so I started liking them and then they stopped liking me so it made me like them more.
— Hannah Berner (@beingbernz) December 23, 2018
5. A sad state of affairs.
I took an uber alone at 2am and when I got out my uber driver was like “have fun, get that dick!” and I said “hell yes thank you!!” because I didn’t have the heart to tell her I was being dropped at my moms house cause we have to wake up early to celebrate my dogs birthday
— the wicked witch of the east bro (@kpfeffss) June 22, 2018
6. All kinds of trash.
There’s plenty of fish in the sea but you know what else there is? Trash. There is a lot of trash in the sea.
— em (@emmabetsinger) July 7, 2018
7. That was your topic of conversation?
I just remembered a first date where I said, “I’m going to be so sad when Julie Andrews dies,” to which my date responded, “Yeah you said that already.”
— anne hollister (@anne_hollister) July 11, 2018
8. Back away. Slowly.
the idea dating
of having
a loving partner pic.twitter.com/Mz3L4uFQ49— micha (insta: kliklaminaat) (@ookkliklaminaat) August 27, 2019
9. You’ll be back on there in no time.
princess fiona really sacrificed her beauty to be an OGRE with shrek… all men do is TAKE omg i'm staying single forever i just deleted tinder
— jake (@huntychan) May 15, 2018
10. Seems like a good move.
Single at 23: “I have to go out and meet someone!”
Single at 29: “If it’s meant to be the right person will find me in my home.”
— Allison Raskin (@AllisonRaskin) September 1, 2018
11. That’s pretty much the only way to make it work.
Dating as an adult is hard because even when you do meet somebody you like there are very few opportunities to engineer a situation so that you're cast opposite one another in a school play.
— Steven (with a ph) (@SJKSalisbury) January 13, 2019
12. Two sides of the coin.
telling people you’re single:
• “you’ll find someone”
• “have you tried tinder”saying “many have tried to date me and all have failed”:
• mystical
• empowering
• sword-in-the-stone vibes— the library haunter
(@SketchesbyBoze) June 11, 2019
13. Get away from me.
me: I want a relationship!!
someone: hi I'd like a relationship with you
me: pic.twitter.com/SyM41Z6COi— the bitch in question (@hausofdevito) February 7, 2017
14. Imagine that…
just found out that to get in a relationship I can’t constantly isolate myself from everyone.. lots to process.. pic.twitter.com/3ECjHhra13
— hole of color (@FeelingFisky) August 5, 2019
15. What does touch feel like?
Being single is the best. So much time to do what you want. Think and reflect. Stare into the void and try to remember what touch felt like.
— patrickswayze’spatrickgravy (@SamGrittner) September 1, 2016
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