These 11 ladies will show you exactly why Twitter exists because they’re dishing out the comedy one hilarious tweet at a time.
Get ready for the laughs, because they’re coming!
1. Yep, makes sense…
computer science major schedule:
1. beep
2. boop
3. boop
4. bop
5. 100k salary— hope xcx (@hopifer) September 26, 2019
2. Oh snap…
I only play "F*ck, Marry, Kill" with women, because enough men play it IRL
— Bron.com (@brondotcomputer) September 26, 2019
3. I like my version better…
—
(@miccaeli) September 27, 2019
4. We can only hope…
cultural impact:
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The Mueller The Whistleblower
Report Complaint— Sarah Cooper (@sarahcpr) September 26, 2019
5. Arrrrr you kidding?
I just teared up thinking "Can you imagine all the stars the pirates saw?"
— Dawn of the Deadlines (@kendrawcandraw) September 26, 2019
6. Same.
I love J. Lo
(I am talking about Justin Long)
— Ayo Edebiri (@ayoedebiri) September 27, 2019
7. Something feels tinder…
90% of men on dating apps are just human versions of that “Fluent in Sarcasm” tee
— Karen Chee (@karencheee) September 27, 2019
8. NPR is my jam!
I too love Terry Gross https://t.co/eqlnIfSgFX
— Orli Matlow (@HireMeImFunny) September 26, 2019
9. OR… she’s an asshole. Either or.
hey, it's me, every girl with a boyfriend on instagram. I call him "this dork" in the photo caption so you know we have a jokey playful relationship which means I'm allowed to brag about it without being too obvious about rubbing my joy in your face
— No Dana only Zuul (@DanaSchwartzzz) September 27, 2019
10. Correct diagram is correct!
Are your political
beliefs based solely
on your parents
______I______
| |
No Yes
| |
Good Grow
Job The Fuck
Up— Marilyn Monhoe (@peachoshit) September 25, 2019
11. My world will be forever changed…
IS YOUR CHILD TEXTING ABOUT SOUP?
LOL= Love only lentil
TTYL= totally trying your lentil
LMAO= lentil makes all ok
LMK= lentil me Kara!!
ROFL= really ‘orny for lentil (British Child)— Hannah Solow (@hamstertalk) September 27, 2019
Oh yes, that was nice. I could use another one of those. How about you?
And which of those were your fave? Let us know in the comments!
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