These Juggalo Dating Profiles Will Make You Say “Whoop Whoop!”

Juggalos need love, too.

Also, they are very unique human beings.

For those of you who don’t know what a Juggalo is, here’s the definition:

“A Juggalo is a fan of the group Insane Clown Posse or any other Psychopathic Records hip hop group. Juggalos have developed their own idioms, slang, and characteristics.”

They’re a very interesting subculture and you better believe that they’re out there on dating sites looking to find a Juggalo partner for life.

Let’s dig in to these dating profiles and meet these colorful characters.

Whoop whoop!

1. Maybe he’s a catch?

You’ll never know until you give him a shot, ladies.

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2. An open and honest man.

Deal with it.

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3. That’s all you need to know about this guy.

Seems like a decent fella.

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4. Grandma seems happy.

No diseases, please.

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5. The total package.

Take it all in, people.

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6. Trying to read his profile gave me a headache.

But his hair and face paint really seal the deal.

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7. Okay, this one is a little bit…odd…

Any takers out there?

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8. I get the feeling he enjoys sexual intercourse.

“I’m not currently doing anything with my life.” Amazing.

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9. Read below to see her credentials.

I’d love to introduce her to Mother.

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10. Short and sweet.

We’ve got a sensitive one, here.

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11. He has lofty goals.

But he’s still livin’ that Juggalo life!

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12. All dressed up.

Would you like to join him on his typical Friday night?

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Whoop whoop!

So what did you think of those profiles? Hey, don’t hate the player, hate the game, okay?

Tell us what you think in the comments.

And if you’re a Juggalo, we’d REALLY love to hear from you!

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