If you spend enough time around kids you’ll learn one thing very quickly: they have no filter and they say things that sometimes catch adults completely off guard.
But, hey, it’s what kids do, right?
You might say they just don’t know any better, but maybe they DO know better and they just don’t care because they are little devils.
The jury is still out on that one…
Let’s take a look at funny kids who have ZERO FILTER.
1. The kid is right in this case…
All because of me…
4-year-old: Can I have some of your candy?
Wife: I got this for Mother's Day.
4: You're only a mom because of me.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 13, 2017
2. Oh, gross!
You should’ve just said 100% MEAT.
Daughter: Daddy, how much of this meatball is meat?
Me: Probably like 90%
D: So it's 10% balls?
Me: *spits out food*
— Tim (@Playing_Dad) January 3, 2016
3. That kid has a sick sense of humor.
But maybe they got it from you?
— Brian Sack (@brian_sack) October 5, 2015
4. A lot of yelling in this household.
You need to get them moving, right?
dad: "come on, you guys are LATE!!!!"
11yo: "you should have started YELLING at us earlier!"
— dadmissions (@Dadmissions) June 30, 2016
5. Deny, deny, deny.
Never admit your guilt! That’s a good life lesson.
Me:"Sweetie, what do you say when you do something wrong?"
4yo: "I didn't do that!"
— Kathy Cooperman (@Kathy_Cooperman) April 4, 2016
6. You need to look elsewhere.
I’m not a non-stop cuddle machine, mom.
3yo: “You need to get your cuddles from someone else I am REALLY busy and you’ve already had enough”
I didn’t birth you for such rejection
— Leena (@LeenaVanD) November 24, 2016
7. Didn’t need to hear that one.
Like I said, NO FILTER.
Me: I think I ate too much.
4yo: Yeah, but not just today.
— Aaron Aryanpur (@aaroncomedian) November 26, 2016
8. Hahahaha. That’s good.
Even the kids know…
10: Mom what's a metaphor?
Me: My life is a train wreck.
10: I know Mom, but what is a metaphor?
— Sardonic Tart (@SardonicTart) December 12, 2014
9. Teaching Dad a lesson.
You won’t make that mistake again, will you?
6YR OLD: does it hurt, daddy?
ME: [with a tissue up my nose to stop the bleeding] yes
6: good…that'll teach you not to eat my ice cream
— Andy H. (@AndyAsAdjective) August 17, 2016
10. Not my department.
This kid is going places!
Me: "You didn't even notice my hair!"
Logan: "I'm not married to you…not my job!" #ShitMyKidsSay
— Tara Dutkiewicz (@FoodieAndFamily) October 2, 2015
11. Brutally honest.
This is kind of amazing.
My 11yo wrote me an apology for misbehaving in the car that included "I love you so much but sometimes forget to care about your existence."
— A Mancino-Williams (@Manda_like_wine) April 27, 2016
12. Ouch…a sick burn.
Sometimes, kids can really cut deep.
Me: We all make mistakes.
5: Even you?
5: Oh yeah! Like when you're trying to cook food that tastes good but then it doesn't?
— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) April 15, 2016
13. Best/Worst Dad Ever!
A big blow to the ego.
Me: "Did you realize I'm the best dad in the house?"
My 13 yr-old: "Yeah, but you're also the worst dad in the house."
— Stuff My Kids Say (@StuffMyKidsSay3) May 7, 2017
Kids just say the darndest things, don’t they?
How adorable! How sweet! How precious!
Or something like that…I don’t know…
Have your kids ever said totally hilarious/ridiculous/embarrassing things that took you by surprise?
If so, please tell us about it in the comments!