Welcome to my post about funny tweets. There’s 14 of them, so shall we just start reading them now?
We shall!
1. I can see this…
no one:
gays trying to use a chair: pic.twitter.com/kIVR1HNZry
— ??????? ?????? (@MrMichaelSwartz) July 1, 2019
2. For those Mariah stans only…
You know you’re a @MariahCarey lamb when…
pic.twitter.com/XPPd7Mse2C
— WeMissMusic.com (@wemissmusic) July 3, 2019
3. Less. Is. More.
My Uber driver didn’t greet me when I got in, and he put absolutely zero effort whatsoever into getting to know me or trying to make any sort of conversation with me throughout the entire 7 minute trip.
5 stars— Zach Svobodny (@ZachSvo) July 2, 2019
4. Oh snap….
July 4th is the met gala for Old Navy families
— 200 Old Navy Flag Shirts (@smurphnoff) July 4, 2019
5. This is gonna hurt.
Me setting my alarms for 5am at 1am. https://t.co/R7jbXuQe81
— $ ₳ ₦ Ε Ε R (@Saneeer_) July 3, 2019
6. This haunts me quite a bit
Jake Gyllenhaal looks so goddamn much like Disneyland Woody pic.twitter.com/2FUPTZq07t
—
Hamish Steele
7. Trash loves trash
when you finally meet that special someone pic.twitter.com/oYy1PzSZmi
— Boosh (@whatsupboosh) July 1, 2019
8. At least she’s honest…
“yo they lookin for u outside, i bit a kid.” pic.twitter.com/g3BKz2eHvp
— pauline
(@icywiifey) June 30, 2019
9. I like it! More!
so I did a thing pic.twitter.com/VtYhVEZ1z6
— esther
(@essthheerrr) July 2, 2019
10. I’m listening…
what if we made out at the macy’s 4th of july sale
— James (@CaucasianJames) July 4, 2019
11. Just the bare necessities…
my dog: *has unlimited food, water, shelter & love
*front door opens*
my dog: https://t.co/jMfscBySMe
— ɴɪɴᴀ (@cravethese) July 3, 2019
12. GIMME!
“I said NO PICTURES, Bitch!” pic.twitter.com/4RWpVijtR5
— The Angry (@NY_Wiseass) July 2, 2019
13. Oh…. I get it!
Me: can I have a turn in the hedge now
Hedgehog: no
— Abbie (@AbbieEvansXO) July 1, 2019
14. Pokémon coming at ya with the funny…
When you accidentally open the front camera of your phone… pic.twitter.com/BwKsK61gVR
— Pokémon (@Pokemon) July 1, 2019
Well, I don’t know about you, but I enjoyed that quite a bit!
Come back for more of all of that sometime soon!
Until then… toodles!
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