I’ve been single for quite a while now, and I’m okay with that.
I know I have my quirks and I also know that it’s gonna take a very special someone for me to give up my independence.
And knowing is half the battle, right?
These brave souls were nice enough to get real about why they’re single. Let’s dive in.
1. That wasn’t a compliment.
In case you didn’t know.
My last girlfriend said I chewed like a horse eating toffee. #WhyImSingle
— Kansas Bradbury (@kansasbradbury) April 27, 2021
2. That’s your best?
If you say so…
I ate lunch meat for dinner 5 days in a row… if you can’t handle me at my best you don’t deserve me at my very best. #whyimsingle
— Jeffersongoldie (@Goldie_mocks) April 27, 2021
3. Never give up hope!
That call might come tomorrow.
Last time I checked, Jennifer Aniston had not returned my calls… #WhyImSingle
— SonofaMitch (@mitchbytes) April 27, 2021
4. Now it’s over.
Time to move on.
I was on a lunch break with one of my colleagues who I had a crush on. In the middle of our conversation he raised his hand and I assumed he wanted a high five. Turned out he wanted to wave to his friend, who just walked into the room. #WhyImSingle
— MusicFreak00 (@Freak00Music) April 27, 2021
5. You’re lying!
That was a test.
Girl I was with, I felt like lied to me a lot. I was cooking supper and made pork chops – I didn’t put a single sprinkle of seasoning on them and cooked them on a George foreman. She said it was the best pork chops she had ever had. I immediately told her to leave. #WhyImSingle
— brett martindill (@breezybret) April 27, 2021
6. That could be a problem.
Just letting you know.
Because I take my superhero action figures to the theater for MCU/DC movies so they can watch themselves on the big screen.#WhyImSingle
— Original Cyn (@CyndianaJ) April 28, 2021
7. I’m right about this!
People and their laundry…sheesh.
My ex and I did laundry together and we broke up because he could not admit that my way of folding towels and sheets was the correct way. #WhyImSingle
— Kamie (@kamsterrosetta) April 28, 2021
8. Not the one.
Not by a longshot.
My date pronounced the L in salmon, and I said out loud, “well, you’re not the one.” #WhyImSingle
—
Gillian Not Jillian
9. Father always knows best.
And here’s one more example.
At my youngest sister’s wedding, the photographer asked my dad if she was the last of his daughters to get married. He said yes. Father knows best. #WhyImSingle
— Linda B. (@lindianajones) April 30, 2021
10. Can I clone myself?
And sleep in a cave?
I don’t want children and basically want to date a female version of myself. I also choose to sleep in basically a windowed closet because I like the cave like environment. #WhyImSingle
— Hannable Lecturer (@AhhWisco) April 27, 2021
11. Find your happiness.
Focus on yourself!
I decided after my first mega fail of a “relationship ” it’s better to stay single and be yourself. Happiness should not come from a relationship, but from yourself, happy that you are with this person, and they’re happy to be with you. Focus on you first. #whyimsingle
— UncagedRage0 (@TheUncagedRage0) April 27, 2021
12. Darn right!
You nailed it!
Because people are crazy! #WhyImSingle
— Kevin Heath Keeper Magazine (@kheath101) April 27, 2021
Are you single?
If so, why?
Talk to us in the comments and spill your guts!
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