Major pastimes in small towns: drinking, fighting, watching football games, bonfires, mudding, getting in each other’s business.
But let’s not generalize… we’ll let these memes do that for us…
1. Eating good in the rural neighborhood!
2. Yeah, that’s a city on the left…
3. Oh, they ALL pregnant? Hmmm… guess God should’ve taught them about birth control…
4. You can deliver live chickens? Of course you can…
5. Go team!
6. A god damned felony if I’ve ever seen one!
7. The Chevy, Dodge and Ford dealerships were always doing good…
8. Driving is NBD.
9. Phew! Crisis averted…
10. And fuck. You forgot the fucking.
11. Wait… they had an Olive Garden in their small town? Fancy…
12. No no… you’d drive around it. Nice trick meme, city folk!
13. Again, you’d just push it out of the way with your truck. This is NOT a real obstacle.
All those small town memes really brought me back to my roots… which was not small town America. But a lot of my extended family lived in a small town, so I’d visit from time to time.
Needless to say, I’m really glad my family got out of small town America before I was born.
They’re nice places to visit, but I wouldn’t want to live there.
Just saying…
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