I’m not married and have never been married. Good thing there are memes to teach me what it’s like.
Memes are truly the perfect expression of all of life’s most important experiences, including humanity’s oldest institution. Here’s what the internet has taught me about being married.
1. You gotta be the whole package
2. Keep ’em wanting more
3. ALWAYS be true
4. Keep things interesting
While I do subscribe to the "Happy Wife, Happy Life" philosophy there is definitely a case to be made for "Slightly Irritated Wife, Amusing Life" theory as well.#marriedlife
— TwinzerDad (@TwinzerDad) February 1, 2018
5. Look out for each other
6. It’s till death don’t you part
7. Be thorough
*getting ready to go on vacation*
Me: We’re getting in the car.
My husband: Ok, I just need to take a quick shower & reconfigure the whole sprinkler system.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) June 7, 2019
8. Don’t bother finishing each others’ sentences
9. Be courteous
10. Keep each other in your thoughts
11. Be ready to compromise
12. Be open
13. Stay close
14. Spice things up
15. Build each other up
Me at 4am to my husband: say 5 things you love about me and why pic.twitter.com/c5F93sSFgR
— FILSAN. (@Filsancomplains) November 28, 2019
Ok. I’m an expert now. All I’m missing is a spouse. Is that a big part of the whole thing?
What has marriage taught you?
Let us know in the comments.