Let’s talk about dogs for a moment. Are they good bois? They are. Are they good girls? Indeed. Are they, in fact, the bestest ever, with paws and cutesie snoots for booping? It is decidedly so.
On the topic of how they got so good, is such a thing knowable? And what of their other characteristics and the origins thereof? Why are they so small? Or big? Or fluffers? And why won’t they tell us?
While pondering these questions, let us look to the doggos of Twitter.
11. Let us play
We are gathered here today to celebrate doggos.
7am congregation pic.twitter.com/wLQhpOElET
— Sandhya Ramesh (@sandygrains) September 2, 2020
10. Wrinkles in time
This kid is on a roll.
This is Chip. He’s a little self-conscious about his paw wrinkles, but each roll tells a story. 12/10 would listen to them all pic.twitter.com/OApDoiHgmF
— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) October 29, 2020
9. Morning glory
You must feeds. Am starve. Have not eaten for a whole four hours.
1 in the morning. We found her sitting like this, beside her food bowl. pic.twitter.com/ymmzcscdQK
— Aavi (@poisonaavi) September 2, 2020
8. The driver
When DMV stands for Dogs Moving Vans.
And this one has decided it’s time to take the wheel in his own able paws. pic.twitter.com/D2z07Rh2sx
— Anubhuti Vishnoi (@anubhutivishnoi) August 9, 2020
7. The best care around
I would put my life in Shiloh’s hands.
My hospital hired an employee whose only job is to go around saying hi to other employees while they work pic.twitter.com/WWXNeEiWne
— Shari Dunaway, MD (@ShariDunawayMD) November 20, 2020
6. Rules are rules
These puppies are better at following medical safety protocols than humans.
Rules are rules. Social distancing and temperature checks are mandatory for everyone. pic.twitter.com/5lcLbeKQFV
— The Sarcastic Jerk (@The_Sarcastic_J) October 19, 2020
5. He’s been licked
All he wants to do is help and you won’t help him do that.
This is Teddy. You were supposed to leave some dirty plates for him to lick. How could you forget. 12/10 very pupset with you pic.twitter.com/Chhow31cic
— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) November 18, 2020
4. Pure excitement
“This is the best show I’ve ever seen in my life” – dogs, probably
— Vinesh Kataria (@VineshKataria) October 3, 2020
3. Mask up
He got it over the nose! You’re doin’ it right!
My mom made my dog a mask
pic.twitter.com/Od1cauLRKy
— Abigail
(@kuwabigaill) May 17, 2020
2. Live and learn
“Explain your smolness.”
How it started How it's going pic.twitter.com/YWZKqgDeEe
— Kari Paul (@kari_paul) December 23, 2020
1. Long conversations
He’s all ears.
“I’ve been watching you sleep for the last hour trying to organize my thoughts. I’m not sure how to say this so I’m just gonna come right out with it. Why the f*ck do we never go to the dog park anymore??? Also wake the hell up, I’m starving” pic.twitter.com/Ix8Yw61Vit
— Chris Evans (@ChrisEvans) April 12, 2020
A team of researchers has been working round the clock to answer the ever-looming question of “who’s the bestest dog in the world” and they have concluded that it is, in fact, your dog.
Tell us all about your dog, won’t you?
In the comments. For science.
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