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Dog Mullets Are In, So Get on Board!

I don’t know what you want from me. I’m just here to deliver the news that we’re giving our dogs mullets now, and there’s nothing you can do about it, so you might as well accept it.

Come to a place of acceptance and then join us all on Instagram with pics of proof and the hashtag #DogMullet. It’s gonna be ok. It’s gonna be fun.

Here, I’ll give you some examples. Here are some dogs with mullets, accompanied by randomly generated lyrics from non-existent rock songs to set the mood.

10. Sadie

“Look him just in the eyes
Wanna grab him by the hair
Wanna hug him and squeeze his tiny fists
Raven hair, raven hair”

9. Ol’ Chuck

“I want to live a life that’s always worth living
I want to fight for country and been country bound
I want to ride and drink and some gin and sharp bros
Just a lost boy and a pretty girl”

8. Darlene

“As our home back then
We watched the stars descend
Yeah, home at night
When the dogs come home”

7. Sammie

“I let down my hair and shine my shoes
I close my eyes and feel the cold
Cold beer in my hand
God gave moses a little beer”

6. Rex

“We got that old tan and tuxedo leather
We got that old tan and tuxedo leather
We got that old tan and tuxedo leather
When the mice and men walked in”

5. Barber-Jo

“Being that she gives so much, he takes for what she gives
Blowing up in the veins of an aching, craving man
Oh my old heart
Oh my old heart”

4. Charlie

“Might just go out to eat, when I hop on the road
Might just go out to eat, when I hop on the road
And sweet nothings
Open mouth closed”

3. Pabst

“I am drinkin, we are dancers
I am drinkin, we are liars
Were in this club
Are you drinkin, babe”

2. Rufus

“I was raised on the right side
Then I spent all night alone
Keep your hopes on the right side baby
Keep your fires on the right side baby”

1. Donny

“Cold summer night
In a cold summer night
Yeah, I turn up before the sundown
Summer swings every month night”

It’s really, truly inspiring.

What haircut should we start trying on dogs next?

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Memes That Prove Dogs Are Simply the Best

If you’ve ever met even a single dog in your life that you did not love I’d ask you to seriously consider the possibility that perhaps YOU are the problem.

Because it’s probably not them. Not the floofers. The woofers. The boopy-snoot boopers. They are innocent and pure and all that is right with this world.

You need proof? Cause we got it right here. In meme form.

10. Dog gone

They can’t even read but they get the gist.

Via: Someecards

9. Shut up

“I know how this goes. I go out to watch a bird and then you make me homeless forever.”

Via: Someecards

8. Very aware

Everyone step back from this ferocious creature, I need him all to myself.

Via: Someecards

7. Home again, home again

I wish I could be as excited about anything as a dog is about everything.

Via: Someecards

6. Complete treat

Did you step on a tail? No worries, there’s a quick fix for that.

Via: Someecards

5. The drop

How could I have betrayed myself this way?

Via: Someecards

4. Paws for reflection

This boi is taking “play dead” to a whole new level.

Via: Someecards

3. The evening’s entertainment

He’s just trying to keep you informed on current events.

Via: Someecards

2. New tech

He’s compatible with none of my favorite apps and I don’t care in the slightest.

Via: Someecards

1. Remember, remember

Some things in life are just a little more important than others.

Via: Someecards

And there you have it, proof positive that every dog is good and good alone. I will not be taking any questions or criticisms at this time.

What’s your dog like, and why are the best?

Tell us in the comments.

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Memes About Dogs We Think Will Improve Your Health

We really don’t deserve dogs. That much is not in dispute. But I really need ya’ll to stop saying it out loud so much.

See, I was reading a thing the other day about how maybe dogs understand more of our language than we give them credit for, and it’s got me nervous. Because if they’re picking up on the parts where we keep talking about how they’re too good for us, they might realize we’re right, and finally go off to form the doggo society they should.

Just keep it hush hush and enjoy these dog memes, OK?

10. The afterwoof

Checks out, I’m pretty sure that’s an actual cloud.

Via: Someecards

9. Fuzzballs

You better keep an eye out for these troublemakers.

Via: Someecards

8. The sniffy betrayal

I will never forgive you until four seconds from now when I forget.

Via: Someecards

7. Snuggle up

Do you like this art I had commissioned of us?

Via: Someecards

6. Canine Karen

These dry bones are far too dry. Who can I speak to to make this right?

Via: Someecards

5. Dog day afternoon

Hey man, nobody can stop you.

Via: Someecards

4. Woofday

TGIF – thank God it’s fluffy.

Via: Someecards

3. Get down to it

Somebody said “lay down” and she just went for it.

Via: Someecards

2. The excite

No matter how many hundreds of times it happens.

Via: Someecards

1. Fawning over you

These creatures are too precious for us.

Via: Someecards

Go pet a dog today and give them a treat. Bring us all one tiny step closer to deserving the honor of their presence.

What’s your dog like?

Tell us all about them in the comments.

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Enjoy These Times When Dogs Just Us With Their Greatness

Let’s talk about dogs for a moment. Are they good bois? They are. Are they good girls? Indeed. Are they, in fact, the bestest ever, with paws and cutesie snoots for booping? It is decidedly so.

On the topic of how they got so good, is such a thing knowable? And what of their other characteristics and the origins thereof? Why are they so small? Or big? Or fluffers? And why won’t they tell us?

While pondering these questions, let us look to the doggos of Twitter.

11. Let us play

We are gathered here today to celebrate doggos.

10. Wrinkles in time

This kid is on a roll.

9. Morning glory

You must feeds. Am starve. Have not eaten for a whole four hours.

8. The driver

When DMV stands for Dogs Moving Vans.

7. The best care around

I would put my life in Shiloh’s hands.

6. Rules are rules

These puppies are better at following medical safety protocols than humans.

5. He’s been licked

All he wants to do is help and you won’t help him do that.

4. Pure excitement

“This is the best show I’ve ever seen in my life” – dogs, probably

3. Mask up

He got it over the nose! You’re doin’ it right!

2. Live and learn

“Explain your smolness.”

1. Long conversations

He’s all ears.

A team of researchers has been working round the clock to answer the ever-looming question of “who’s the bestest dog in the world” and they have concluded that it is, in fact, your dog.

Tell us all about your dog, won’t you?

In the comments. For science.

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Tweets That Prove Dogs Are Simply the Best

General Charles De Gaulle once said, “The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.”

Which makes sense. I mean, you don’t have to be affected by the horrors of war to know that dogs are better than people.

All you have to do is like, look at a puppy. And then look at a human. Which one of them are you more likely to start petting? Exactly.

Here are ten tweets from people who know all about the dog life.

10. Super cool

Hey, there’s a little somethin’ extra, just for you.

9. Chill pills

Not sure this is veterinarian level advice but it sounds like fun so I’ll take it.

8. Picture perfect

And yet when I do the same thing but with pictures of people I’m a “stalker” who “needs to go to jail.”

7. The Stick of Destiny

It’s like Xeno’s paradox, but with sticks, and dogs, so better.

6. Dog day afternoon

This is a perfect list, where do I apply?

5. Barks and bites

Thank you for bringing your delightful chaos yet again in our home, pupper.

4. A leg up

I feel like one of them is getting the wrong end of this partnership.

3. Storage capacity

At the time of writing the top tier iPhones have roughly enough storage capacity for 100,000 doggo pictures. You’re probably set?

2. Have your cake

From each according to their abilities, to each according to their needs.

1. Suit of armor

Never fear, m’lady. I am sir Goodboi of Heckinshire.

Now somebody get me a dog. I need to pet one. IMMEDIATELY.

What’s your dog like?

Tell us all about them in the comments.

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Dog Memes to Improve Your Life

Elizabeth Taylor once famously said, “Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses.”

Personally, I don’t have a lot of experience with horses, but I can see how dogs would be preferable to most dudes.

Because dogs are amazing, as these memes will attest.

15. Paws off

I am the chosen one and you shall not intervene.

Via: Someecards

14. Holding steady

My whole life is built around this heckin’ good boi.

Via: Someecards

13. All the right words

I never thought of it this way, and now I’m having an existential crisis.

Via: Someecards

12. Heaven can wait

We don’t deserve dogs.

Via: Someecards

11. The inner circle

Note how 2020 is left blank.

Via: Someecards

10. Simple solutions

We have a lot to learn from the canines.

Via: Someecards

9. Ride or die

He’s bad to the bone.

Via: Someecards

8. That bites

Here kitty, kitty, kitty.

Via: Someecards

7. Paws for reflection

None of us stand a chance against this.

Via: Someecards

6. Glorious food

You try eating the same thing every day and see how YOU like it.

Via: Someecards

5. Vet your response

I see right through your deception, Kevin.

Via: Someecards

4. Sniff ’em out

You’ve got a lot of explaining to do.

Via: Someecards

3. High praise

You are at least ten thousand candles in the wind.

Via: Someecards

2. On a roll

Dream on, pupper. These delicacies are all for me.

Via: Someecards

1. A girl’s best friend

If I had a genie it would be my very first wish, no question.

Via: Someecards

Here’s to dogs – may we some day deserve them.

What’s your doggo like?

Tell us all about them in the comments.

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