Are you thinking of getting into a long-term relationship but are worried that you might not have enough things to fight about?
Well, worry no more! You can be angry and/or fight about literally anything if you’re with someone for long enough! That’s the magic of human connection!
Not sold on it yet? Just check out a few of the bickering items available to you via these wonderful Twitter testimonials:
10. Interrupted sitcom fantasies
How am *I* doin? A lot worse now, thanks a lot JEN.
my girlfriend just got genuinely mad at me because i woke her up from a dream in which she was joey from friends
— Jen (@deaths_cool) May 19, 2019
9. Unsupervised clothing preparation
He just wants you to see how much better he is at it now than he used to be. He’s come a long way.
My husband is mad i'm not watching him pack for a work trip so yes marriage is fun
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8. Simultaneous jump scares
At last, my long and very stupid plan has come to fruition.
That moment when you turn a corner and scare the hell out of each other and then you both get mad like it was on purpose.
– Marriage
— Downtime Dad (@DowntimeDad) May 6, 2016
7. Attire retirement and comparative virtual culinary efficiency
Um. What?
My girlfriend gets mad at me for not putting my laundry away, I get mad at her for not properly assembling a burger in a video game. To me, these are the same.
— Brittani Nichols (@BisHilarious) November 18, 2020
6. Presumptions of retail scheduling
Ok but like, you do know though.
My wife got mad at me when I asked what time a certain store opened saying “Just because we’re women doesn’t mean we know when all stores open” and then she told me what time the store opened.
— Boyd's Backyard
(@TheBoydP) December 30, 2020
5. Head comfort and dental applicant cleanliness
This is some whataboutism at its finest.
Crazy how I get yelled at for not fluffing a pillow just right when I get off the couch but my wife’s tube of toothpaste looks like a grizzly bear used it.
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) June 30, 2020
4. Lack of comedic appreciation
As a guy who works in comedy, I get it, but also, don’t be this person.
If I say something I think is funny, and my husband doesn’t laugh, I’m instantly mad.
— Sara Buckley (@nottheworstmom) January 17, 2019
3. Container percentage requirements
Some see it s half empty, others are correct.
My wife gets mad if we put the milk back in the fridge with only one sip left which is weird based on all her 96% empty shampoo bottles.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) January 14, 2020
2. Plumbing placement
We’d ALL use it.
My wife got really mad at me today because I called a plumber to get a quote for a toilet in the living room, pfft like she wouldn't use it.
— Forward March (@RunOldMan) January 25, 2020
1. Televised spoiling
My guy, that show ended more than 20 years ago.
My husband is mad at me because I “ruined the ending to Seinfeld” when I told him that (spoiler alert) Jerry and Elaine don’t end up together.
— Rachel (Egan) Hazen (@rockegan) December 17, 2020
If you’re not sold yet on the idea of really mixing it up with someone over nothing, just hop on Twitter yourself and start scrolling, there’s plenty more where that came from!
What’s the dumbest thing you and your S/O have fought over?
Tell us in the comments.
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