There’s this weird phenomenon on Twitter where people share the funny little things they fight about with their significant others, and sometimes they’re so weird that you’re not sure whether to laugh or message them and ask if they’re ok.
Where’s the line for that?
Let’s see if we can find out with these tweets.
14. If you have to ask
This is what we in the business call a no win situation.
My wife is mad at me for doing something she asked me to do because she had to ask me to do it
— Josh (@iwearaonesie) May 18, 2018
13. Once you pop…
It’s the little things you learn to cherish.
I think my wife discovered that I opened a new bag of chips before the old one was finished. Shit might go down tonight.
— The Dad Briefs
(@SladeWentworth) October 23, 2019
12. What a headache
I think I can see where the pain is coming from.
My wife has a headache so I have to get a headache so she doesn't get mad at me for not having a headache.
— Dan Regan (@Social_Mime) April 11, 2020
11. Team thingee
This is also my understanding of the hobby and I’m as disappointed as you are.
Apparently fantasy football wasn't just picking the hottest guys and collecting as many quarterbacks as i could and my husband is mad at me and wants me off his team thingee
—
E.
10. How boring
Now you’re ready to take on the final boss.
My wife just yelled at me for yawning too loudly.
Our marriage has officially leveled up.
— Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) November 30, 2018
9. Communication is key
“But like, why can’t guys just talk about their feelings?”
me: Good morning
wife [not talking to me because of something I said in her dream]— Josh (@iwearaonesie) October 24, 2017
8. Rice is nice
Are you opening a soup kitchen or?
My husband is mad because I bought a 50lb bag of rice.
— nija. (@ninjaaamajo) March 21, 2020
7. Well that’s just grate
And once again, the cheese stands alone.
Can’t, I’m in big trouble with the wife. She asked me to pick up some grated parmesan but I got shredded parmesan.
— Boyd's Backyard
6. The sacred cloth
That is a napkin for the TABLE ONLY.
You only think you’re a calm, passive person until you catch your husband drying off with your tablecloth
— Maryfairyboberry
(@maryfairybobrry) September 3, 2020
5. Give me some shade
Little did they know how much they’d miss this season the following year.
Well it looks like the season of my wife and I arguing about sitting in the shade or sun in front of the hostess has officially begun!
— jess salomon (@jess_salomon) May 26, 2019
4. Nothing to sneeze at
“Oh what I don’t get to sneeze?”
My wife just yelled at me for sneezing if any of you were thinking of getting into a relationship.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) November 3, 2019
3. Root for the home team!
Look man, I don’t know, I’m just going by jersey color.
Marital Status: My husband is mad at me because I cheered for the wrong college football team.
— Raw Motherhood (@MetteAngerhofer) September 20, 2020
2. When life gives you lemons
Hahahahaha (dude run.)
I just made my husband apologize to me 6 times for not ordering me a lemonade if you’re wondering how easy I am to live with.
— EricaTriesToTweet (@EricaWhoToYou) November 4, 2018
1. All you can eat
Of all the problems to have, this one doesn’t sound too bad.
My husband is mad because “you can’t go ten minutes without offering me food” like this dummy didn’t know he was marrying an Italian
— Jessica Valenti (@JessicaValenti) February 22, 2020
Remember, if you’re actually fighting all the time about everything, that’s not quirky, that’s toxic.
What’s the silliest thing you and your S/O have fought about?
Tell us in the comments.
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