Look, the internet loves cats. We know this. It’s practically a law of nature. It’s practically in the Bible.
But just because we love them doesn’t mean we have to surrender everything to them. We have to put our human paws down every once in a while and say NO. THESE TWEETS ARE FOR HUMANS. NOT FOR KITTIES.
If it wasn’t apparent, my cat and I are in the fight right now and I’m not sharing any of the cool tweets I find with him. But I’ll share ’em with you:
10. Nobody’s hero
And then you hear those little creaky guitar sounds and it’s just all over for you.
how old were you when the guitar hero crowd booed at you for trying your best
— z (@zziak22) September 13, 2020
9. Bag check
They best not have forgot my fries or we’re gonna have words.
Me checking that they gave me my order right at the fast food drive thru pic.twitter.com/48buWSh4F8
— C H R I S
(@saturnnboi) September 7, 2020
8. The mantra
It’s solid policy like this that should have landed him the nomination.
— maha (@TVRVNTO) March 22, 2020
7. That’s a wrap
It’s a tough jobs but somebody’s gotta do it.
idk how i'm feeling about my LinkedIn Wrapped… pic.twitter.com/RtkMJBGsBH
— mattfred (@itsmattfred) December 2, 2020
6. Growing pains
Things get more confusing.
my dad: you'll understand when you're older
me, 25: literally what the fuck is happening ever
— women posting their Elle's online (@ellewasamistake) September 4, 2020
5. What a vibe
I’m at the KFC
I’m at the Sephora
I’m at the combination KFC / Sephora
if you need me I’ll be in the kfc sephora pic.twitter.com/diGfjIKM2f
— salem (@vodkaoatmilk) October 13, 2020
4. Gotta bounce
Come to think of it, there are few “fun” activities that are more embarrassing.
chasing after a ping pong ball is wildly dehumanizing
— cass (@absolutebadcass) November 22, 2020
3. Gran-berry
Click the image if you can’t see the punchline yet.
Grandma out here taking NAMES this year pic.twitter.com/l9anLVG9vO
— decent pigeon (@decentbirthday) November 23, 2020
2. Oh, baby
Somebody on Twitter said he was about to drop the hottest album of 2002.
absolutely losing it over this picture of my brother with his baby pic.twitter.com/jfL3VDQ9jN
— keri (@keri_wtf) October 16, 2020
1. Sweet release
Don’t do it. Seriously, it’s gonna hurt.
Ima just take these and end it all pic.twitter.com/yIWMhkoRl7
— Brian (@itsbriancuh) July 24, 2020
My cat and I have now reconciled and I’ve lifted him to the screen to show him the tweets. He didn’t laugh though, so we’re fighting again.
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