Hello, kids. It is I, a young person. I’m here to enjoy with you the things that we like, specifically Tweets.
No old or out of touch folks here, no sirree. Certainly nobody around who would unironically use the phrase “no sirree.” Just us youths. Youths as far as the eye can see.
Here are eleven Tweets that your dad won’t like.
11. It’s time to stop
Surely if I get it down to the second I can explain myself.
she has had it pic.twitter.com/9Kg7WTx3Vh
— d (@daItoncsmith) November 30, 2020
10. Blue sea blues
Everyone be quiet, I want to hear his music.
Do sharks play the harmonica like
this or this pic.twitter.com/IDDh5YcFuJ— slate (@PleaseBeGneiss) July 1, 2020
9. Holy crop
I would like “The shade, the skill” to be what goes on my headstone, please.
my parents are divorced and I posted the first pic and my dad took it and CROPPED MY MOM OUT I-
the SHADE?????
the SKILL??? pic.twitter.com/w657XdfVlg
— courtney (@courtmaloney) November 30, 2020
8. Missing persons
It’s the thought that counts.
i’ve been really missing my friends lately so naturally i didn’t reach out or communicate with them whatsoever
— Matt. (@MattTheBrand) December 15, 2020
7. The sh*t is bananas
“It’s one banana Michael, how much could it cost? Ten dollars?”
Thank you corporation very cool pic.twitter.com/VuFtTL0HPE
— Hey what the fuck is Manifest Gang bruh?? (@Bass_Buny) November 30, 2020
6. I scream
As someone who has had to run around in these costumes before, thank you for your service.
cmon son.. pic.twitter.com/TeqtY92gQ5
— ITS NOT MY BDAY NO MO (@LilTreProd) April 5, 2020
5. Game night in
Don’t truck with this guy.
Quarantine day 6. pic.twitter.com/er652Oy3Ki
— jamie (@gnuman1979) March 16, 2020
4. Out of this world
You might wanna just kinda stay up there for a while.
Congratulations to the Astronauts that left Earth today. Good choice
— Andy Milonakis (@andymilonakis) May 30, 2020
3. Big accomplishments
How is he still literally smokin’ hot?
Me after sending out exactly one email pic.twitter.com/BeBoAWwhFF
— Father Sean Misty (@seanieviola) November 18, 2020
2. This and that
You gotta stay original and stay on brand.
2020 email intros are getting creative. pic.twitter.com/D6C5w6fPyl
— Laura Jákli (@laurajakli) October 13, 2020
1. Save it up
I hope it’s enough to make the sun stop setting at like 3:00 pm in Chicago because this is bogus.
HOW MUCH DAYLIGHT THEY TRYNA SAVE?? like damn bitch
— LIL’ PLUMP
(@thiccandtired__) November 12, 2020
Totally radical, am I correct my young peers? And now I am off to do the TikTok magnesium challenge or whatever it is we do.
Who are your favorite people on the Tweeters?
Tell us in the comments.
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