Are there picky orderers?
Or maybe people who are just very specific about what they order?
Or maybe you just like to fuck with the wait staff?
Whatever the case, these tweets probably remind you of yourself…
1. Either way works
torn between getting chinese food for dinner and just fucking dying
— Rads (@FeelingEuphoric) October 23, 2018
2. They have too many things!!
My daughter said her English class requires 1,000 pages of summer reading so we went to The Cheesecake Factory and I handed her a menu
— Terry F (@daemonic3) June 1, 2018
3. Fill me up
[ordering from the dollar menu]
me: hi i'll have 7 dollars please
— alien skier
(@clichedout) March 12, 2018
4. Was there ever any doubt?
Me at Olive Garden looking at the menu knowing damn well I’m getting Chicken Alfredo pic.twitter.com/sNvqejB90n
— Jessica (@jessnpadron) April 11, 2018
5. Oh boy…
BEFORE HAVING KIDS: "I am NEVER making separate meals for my children"
4 YEARS LATER: "Let me repeat your order: tri-color pasta (al dente) with butter & cheese on a bed of string cheese on a fairy plate, cup of water with star-shaped ice cubes, yogurt two ways, Cheez-Its."
— Bret Turner (@bretjturner) August 15, 2018
6. YOU NEED THIS
I went through the chick fil a drive through bawling and the girl asked me if I wanted a chocolate or vanilla milkshake. And I was like no I ordered a sweet tea and she goes “no honey you need a milkshake”
Service: unmatched
— Mi (@remigiomia) October 23, 2018
7. Sounds reasonable
me: hello… yes, one salad please
salad person: of course.. your total is $17.82
me: yes.. and .. that seems perfect and normal.. may i have a drink?
salad person: yes.. and.. your total is now $23.88
me: yes and thank you very much this is reasonable and great— Andy Ward (@adubjose) January 10, 2019
8. I’ll tell you when to stop
Parmesan Sir?
"Yes please"
Say when.
*Grates Parmesan*
Sir?
"…"
*Grates fingers*
SIR?
"…"
*Grates entire hand*
Please…I have a family.— GoaT FacE (@EndhooS) July 8, 2014
9. Hahaha
*at a restaurant with a baby*
separate checks please— gary from teen mom (@garyfromteenmom) March 30, 2018
10. This is for a DOG
my friend is the chef at an extremely fancy nyc restaurant and this is an order he received today pic.twitter.com/tA1fWWSOjo
— Anna Silman (@annaesilman) May 27, 2019
11. Game changer
My 94-year-old great aunt changed the game by ordering “grapes for the table” at a restaurant. pic.twitter.com/Hk96kaeD5L
— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) November 23, 2018
12. Round and round we go
[chick-fil-a]
EMPLOYEE: can i take your order?
ME: yes, thank you for asking
EMPLOYEE: my pleasure
ME: and thank you for saying it was your pleasure
EMPLOYEE: please don’t do this
ME: oh i’m just getting started— the pan-midwesterner (@panmidwest) March 13, 2018
13. Wait a second…
waiter, there's a reflection of a sad and lonely man in my soup
— the garbage shit boy (@davedittell) March 11, 2014
14. Agreed!
Whoever thought of appetizers was literally like "we should pregame this food w more food" and I think that's really beautiful
— emba (@unofficialemba) December 6, 2016
15. McSee you then!
me: i'd like to make a reservation for 2 at 6:00 pm
employee: sir, this is a McDonald's
me: oh my bad. i'd like a McReservation for 2 at 6:00 pm
employee: perfect, see you then
— Kellen (@captainkalvis) January 16, 2018
Check, please!
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