The Award for Worst Straight-Dude Tinder Bio Goes to…This Guy

Dating today is pretty rough. Everyone’s busy, it’s impossible to meet people, and dating apps can be superficial and depressing. Of course, there are decent people out there, and some of them are even on Tinder.

But not this guy.

Twitter user @TheDreamGhoul shared this winner’s bio:

Holy smokes. There’s so much to unpack here. First, let’s look at the full, expanded list:

Okay, so reducing people to a score out of 20 is a great strategy for an online quiz, not for screening people to date. This fine fellow is also making superficial things such as putting on make-up and having “way too many clothes” a high priority. I know, everyone is entitled to their preferences, but…wut?

Anyway, Twitter had fun with this one. Here’s someone mocking the idea of putting on a face:

This person who got a ridiculously high score:

However, his approach is time-saving:

I think this is my favorite reply, though:

I sincerely hope Roz signs up for Tinder.

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