I know there’s a big discussion in the parenting world about social media and privacy, and how much to share of your child’s life and likeness before they’re officially old enough to consent.
That said, quoting your kid in a post seems pretty harmless, since no names are used and probably you don’t even have that many followers (do you?).
Maybe I’m just trying to justify it because I really don’t want parents like these 10 to stop amusing me with the hijinks that happen behind closed doors – for today, let’s just enjoy!
10. It’s a fun game we like to play.
All those years of playing Carmen Sandiego are about to pay off.
I'm hiding from my kids in the closet so I can peacefully eat some cookies. I can hear them all walking around like a bunch of DEA agents. I'm trying my best to destroy all the evidence before they bust me.
— Marcy G (@BunAndLeggings) September 21, 2020
9. Also the answer to “what’s that smell.”
Or it could be the dog, but that’s basically the same thing.
My home decor can best be described as "kids live here"
— Marlalalala la la la la (@Marlebean) September 22, 2020
8. And honestly, we’re grateful.
Otherwise, who knows how we would be living?
Playdates were invented to force parents into cleaning their home
— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) September 20, 2020
7. One way or another.
God help them if they eat the fruit before you get around to it.
10 year old: You bought a lot of fruit, mom!
Me *thinking of the gallon of sangria I’m about to make*: Gotta get in your daily servings!
— ThisOneSays (@ThisOneSayz) September 22, 2020
6. Kids say the sweetest things.
And also things like this.
On our walk this morning I mentioned that my legs were sore.
Hubs: I’ll carry you!
6: How can you carry her? She’s heavy!
Me: Daddy is strong…and I’m not THAT heavy!
6: Welllll, you LOOK heavy.
— Momsense Ensues (@momsense_ensues) September 18, 2020
5. Everyone lies.
It the new “how often do you floss.”
Took my son to the eye doctor & was asked how much screen time I allow.
Are you kidding me? It’s 2020. There’s your answer.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) September 21, 2020
4. Musical instruments are a double-edged sword.
They’re also why noise-canceling headphones exist.
8 has had his harmonica for barely a week and is already recording tutorials for his ‘fans’ so if anyone would like a class on how to sound like a cat choking on another cat hit me up
— MumInBits (@MumInBits) September 23, 2020
3. We’ve got to get our giggles somehow.
That’s why we had kids!
Child: I need help.
Me: Ok.
Child: There are 100 bees in a hive. 88% of the bees fly out. How many bees are still in the hive?
Me: Are they murder hornets?
Child: I dunno. Why?
Me: Well we might already be dead so it really doesn't matter.
Child: [writing]
Me:
Wife: Why do this.— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) September 22, 2020
2. Bless her heart.
She’s gonna have to find someone who can live with that one day.
Please keep my 4yo in your thoughts
There’s nothing wrong with her, she just inherited her father’s sneeze
— Mom On The Rocks (@mom_ontherocks) September 22, 2020
1. This is very sweet.
And I’m actually glad the drawing isn’t more realistic and detailed.
Art teacher: draw a picture of your proudest moment and make it as detailed as possible so we can learn about each other
11: pic.twitter.com/4yuBnQbnQd
— Snarky Mommy (@SnarkyMommy78) September 22, 2020
One of the best things about kids – and the thing that keeps them alive some days – is how they make us laugh.
What’s the last thing your kid said or did that you just had to share? Tell us about it in the comments!
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