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Kids Who Are Much Funnier Than They Have the Right to Be

Kids are hilarious, even when they’re not trying to be. Maybe especially when they’re not trying to be, if we’re honest, but most kids are too young to post their hijinks online.

That’s where their parents come in, and these 13 tweets about the funny things kids say are definitely worth the scroll.

13. I mean, who doesn’t?

Stupid society.

12. Sometimes that’s the best way to teach a lesson.

And if it’s also funny, I mean…

11. Think about someone other than yourself, Dad.

Geez Louise.

10. Some days our bs meter is higher than others.

But it’s never infinite.

9. These might be connected.

Also, what does he want?

8. You can always find something nice to say.

And they’re just happy you’re talking to them.

7. Not to mentioned half-finished meals.

No, they’re never going to eat the rest of that later.

6. Eh, enjoy the break.

Tomorrow she’ll be mad at him.

5. “How about a knuckle sandwich?”

-Every Dad Ever

4. That’s downright hilarious.

And not a terrible philosophy when it comes to life.

3. She’s going to be an expert by the time she’s a teenager.

Practice makes perfect.

2. He could have said it.

They don’t care.

1. The truth no one tells you.

You figure it out on your own, after it’s too late.

My kids crack me up all the time but I’m too tired to tweet about it most of the time.

What has your kid said lately that’s tweet-worthy? Share it with us in the comments!

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Parents Who Blessed Us With Their Kids’ Funniest Moments

I know there’s a big discussion in the parenting world about social media and privacy, and how much to share of your child’s life and likeness before they’re officially old enough to consent.

That said, quoting your kid in a post seems pretty harmless, since no names are used and probably you don’t even have that many followers (do you?).

Maybe I’m just trying to justify it because I really don’t want parents like these 10 to stop amusing me with the hijinks that happen behind closed doors – for today, let’s just enjoy!

10. It’s a fun game we like to play.

All those years of playing Carmen Sandiego are about to pay off.

9. Also the answer to “what’s that smell.”

Or it could be the dog, but that’s basically the same thing.

8. And honestly, we’re grateful.

Otherwise, who knows how we would be living?

7. One way or another.

God help them if they eat the fruit before you get around to it.

6. Kids say the sweetest things.

And also things like this.

5. Everyone lies.

It the new “how often do you floss.”

4. Musical instruments are a double-edged sword.

They’re also why noise-canceling headphones exist.

3. We’ve got to get our giggles somehow.

That’s why we had kids!

2. Bless her heart.

She’s gonna have to find someone who can live with that one day.

1. This is very sweet.

And I’m actually glad the drawing isn’t more realistic and detailed.

One of the best things about kids – and the thing that keeps them alive some days – is how they make us laugh.

What’s the last thing your kid said or did that you just had to share? Tell us about it in the comments!

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11 Parenting Tweets That Are the Cream of the Crop

As you all know, cream rises to the top, but with so many hilarious parents giving us their best humor on Twitter every single day, it can still be hard to skim off the very best ones all by yourself.

That’s where we come in – and these 11 tweets are really some of the ones you shouldn’t miss this week.

11. Time for a life lesson.

Make a list of things Mommy doesn’t want to do every day.

10. Subtle but important difference.

If you say so, Dad.

9. It’s almost like he’s…not human.

I’m just saying.

8. Wait until you’re 40.

Things are downhill from here.

7. We know these consequences all too well.

And yet we keep buying Legos.

6. Way too early for any conversation at all, tbh.

Why do they want to talk before coffee?

5. It can go either way.

Depends on what else has been going on that day.

4. Plus all of the song and dance numbers.

That’s got to be a bonus.

3. It’s the best show there is.

According to anyone under the age of 10.

2. You really can’t expect anything else.

Definitely doing it right.

1. It’s not a long list.

And none of it is fresh.

 

Parenting can be a universal experience in some ways, don’t you think? After all… we were all children. Even if we don’t have children ourselves, we understand that dynamic of at least being around parents and seeing their struggles firsthand… because we’re causing them. 😉

So that’s our hot take! What’s yours? Which of these have you already shared with a friend?

Tell us below in the comments!

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Parenting Tweets You Won’t Want To Miss

You can find parenting tweets all over the place, all the time, but finding the ones that stand out as the cream of the crop can be a bit tricker.

Allow us to help with that today, with these 14 parenting tweets we think you’d be sorry to miss.

14. Sometimes it can seem like the ONLY thing.

Sad but true.

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13. Or really being held hostage at all, tbh.

But here we are.

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12. No time like the present.

Sink or swim, kid.

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11. Only three hours?

She’s got a ways to go before she can writer her Tolkien-inspired saga.

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10. It’s hard lesson.

And it probably won’t really sink in for some time.

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9. Eh, I’m sure she can use the break.

Enjoy the silence.

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8. It’s important to have those private jokes with your spouse.

And your kids, I guess.

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7. Narrator: The mother did, in fact, believe it.

But she did not run the homework to school.

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6. They give and they take.

It’s going to be a long decade or so of taking, though.

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5. The worst is when you do it yourself on purpose.

The self-loathing is real.

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4. Hard to argue with that logic.

Just have a drink instead.

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3. Like she isn’t the entire point.

Kids are hilarious.

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2. I guess it took awhile to sort that out.

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1. That sounds terrible.

That is one sadistic teacher.

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Did we find you some good ones?

Tell us which one was your favorite in the comments!

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