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Enjoy Some of the Funniest Parents Around

It takes a lot to be crowned one of the funniest parents on the internet on any given week, because I’ve gotta say, there are a lot of funny parents out there. That’s why I think people kind of pass the title of “funniest” around by the week, don’t you?

If that’s true, these 13 parents are definitely the winners this week, because these tweets made me laugh out loud!

13. We’re not allowed to go to the store.

Seems like the perfect excuse to me.

12. It’s almost like they’ve been planning this the entire time.

The torture never ends, my friends.

11. That only works if you lick them.

Ask any dad anywhere.

10. You can’t have it all.

Or any of it, on some days.

9. Nothing is as mean as that.

Or as scary, either.

8. Tensions are running high everywhere.

You’d better just follow instructions.

7. Because they know you won’t do anything about it.

Go ahead. Prove them wrong.

6. The robots can read our minds.

I think they’ve been talking to Alexa.

5. Think of it as the extra workout you didn’t want.

But that you probably needed.

4. This is a parenting protip if I’ve ever seen one.

Definitely trying this like, right now.

3. I dream of this day.

The one where it doesn’t take me longer to get kids out into the snow than they actually spend in the snow.

2. Someone who was tired of gray.

Surely there are more colors not associated with private parts?

1. Hey, we’re all entertaining ourselves how we can these days.

I bet the kid didn’t think it was funny, which makes it even funnier.

One day maybe I’ll be funny enough to make a list like this (that someone else writes).

What’s your favorite parenting account to follow on Twitter? Share the wealth in the comments!

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Enjoy Some of the Funniest Parents Around

It takes a lot to be crowned one of the funniest parents on the internet on any given week, because I’ve gotta say, there are a lot of funny parents out there. That’s why I think people kind of pass the title of “funniest” around by the week, don’t you?

If that’s true, these 13 parents are definitely the winners this week, because these tweets made me laugh out loud!

13. We’re not allowed to go to the store.

Seems like the perfect excuse to me.

12. It’s almost like they’ve been planning this the entire time.

The torture never ends, my friends.

11. That only works if you lick them.

Ask any dad anywhere.

10. You can’t have it all.

Or any of it, on some days.

9. Nothing is as mean as that.

Or as scary, either.

8. Tensions are running high everywhere.

You’d better just follow instructions.

7. Because they know you won’t do anything about it.

Go ahead. Prove them wrong.

6. The robots can read our minds.

I think they’ve been talking to Alexa.

5. Think of it as the extra workout you didn’t want.

But that you probably needed.

4. This is a parenting protip if I’ve ever seen one.

Definitely trying this like, right now.

3. I dream of this day.

The one where it doesn’t take me longer to get kids out into the snow than they actually spend in the snow.

2. Someone who was tired of gray.

Surely there are more colors not associated with private parts?

1. Hey, we’re all entertaining ourselves how we can these days.

I bet the kid didn’t think it was funny, which makes it even funnier.

One day maybe I’ll be funny enough to make a list like this (that someone else writes).

What’s your favorite parenting account to follow on Twitter? Share the wealth in the comments!

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Ignore Your Kids For a Couple Minutes – These 11 Posts Are Worth The Mess!

Parents are always weighing what we want/need to do with how much destruction our kids can wreak on the house in the same amount of time.

Sometimes it’s worth it, sometimes it’s not, but from one parent to another, I think you won’t regret scrolling through these 11 tweets!

11. I know they say not to meet your heroes…

But what if you made them?

10. It’s not forever.

Someday you’ll have to buy an extra large turkey and three bags of rolls.

9. Yeah, might want to correct that one.

Just because you definitely don’t want to eat that.

8. A girl after my own heart.

Sprinkles go with everything.

7. Never since batteries were invented.

They are incapable of thinking ahead.

6. What a fun game!

Not for Santa, I suppose.

5. He tried to play it really cool.

10 points o Gryffindor.

4. They will learn.

There will come a day when they, too, realize they are too lazy to use a microwave.

3. You’d better not be the one who pushed it.

You will be deafened by the screaming.

2. Heaven help you.

There is no escape.

1. It’s best to just say nothing.

They will learn soon enough.

See what I mean? Good, am I right?

No… they’re genius, I tell you!

Now, go check on those kids – fingers crossed nothing is ruined!

Also, tell us which of these really made you laugh out loud. Do that in the comments.

Thanks, fam!

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Kids Who Are Much Funnier Than They Have the Right to Be

Kids are hilarious, even when they’re not trying to be. Maybe especially when they’re not trying to be, if we’re honest, but most kids are too young to post their hijinks online.

That’s where their parents come in, and these 13 tweets about the funny things kids say are definitely worth the scroll.

13. I mean, who doesn’t?

Stupid society.

12. Sometimes that’s the best way to teach a lesson.

And if it’s also funny, I mean…

11. Think about someone other than yourself, Dad.

Geez Louise.

10. Some days our bs meter is higher than others.

But it’s never infinite.

9. These might be connected.

Also, what does he want?

8. You can always find something nice to say.

And they’re just happy you’re talking to them.

7. Not to mentioned half-finished meals.

No, they’re never going to eat the rest of that later.

6. Eh, enjoy the break.

Tomorrow she’ll be mad at him.

5. “How about a knuckle sandwich?”

-Every Dad Ever

4. That’s downright hilarious.

And not a terrible philosophy when it comes to life.

3. She’s going to be an expert by the time she’s a teenager.

Practice makes perfect.

2. He could have said it.

They don’t care.

1. The truth no one tells you.

You figure it out on your own, after it’s too late.

My kids crack me up all the time but I’m too tired to tweet about it most of the time.

What has your kid said lately that’s tweet-worthy? Share it with us in the comments!

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Parents Who Blessed Us With Their Kids’ Funniest Moments

I know there’s a big discussion in the parenting world about social media and privacy, and how much to share of your child’s life and likeness before they’re officially old enough to consent.

That said, quoting your kid in a post seems pretty harmless, since no names are used and probably you don’t even have that many followers (do you?).

Maybe I’m just trying to justify it because I really don’t want parents like these 10 to stop amusing me with the hijinks that happen behind closed doors – for today, let’s just enjoy!

10. It’s a fun game we like to play.

All those years of playing Carmen Sandiego are about to pay off.

9. Also the answer to “what’s that smell.”

Or it could be the dog, but that’s basically the same thing.

8. And honestly, we’re grateful.

Otherwise, who knows how we would be living?

7. One way or another.

God help them if they eat the fruit before you get around to it.

6. Kids say the sweetest things.

And also things like this.

5. Everyone lies.

It the new “how often do you floss.”

4. Musical instruments are a double-edged sword.

They’re also why noise-canceling headphones exist.

3. We’ve got to get our giggles somehow.

That’s why we had kids!

2. Bless her heart.

She’s gonna have to find someone who can live with that one day.

1. This is very sweet.

And I’m actually glad the drawing isn’t more realistic and detailed.

One of the best things about kids – and the thing that keeps them alive some days – is how they make us laugh.

What’s the last thing your kid said or did that you just had to share? Tell us about it in the comments!

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