As a man, I can confidently say that we can be incredibly childish, we’re not too bright, and, on occasion, we can be pretty funny.
Even if it’s not intentional.
Here are 15 tweets that should look familiar to you (maybe painfully familiar) if you have, or have ever had, a male companion.
1. LOL
My boyfriend really just sneezed sitting 5 feet away and texted me this
pic.twitter.com/68eWnqeBwZ
— یاس (@YassNazaran) April 15, 2019
2. Noodes
Most guys: send noodes
My boyfriend: pic.twitter.com/OX02C1FyLu— sarah marie cintron (@sarahmcintron) May 2, 2018
3. I’m right here
if anyone wants to know how drunk my boyfriend was last night pic.twitter.com/XHLagOLMC1
— tricia n (@makeesomenoyes) April 21, 2018
4. Not bad…
I told my boyfriend to show me pictures of my outfits that I ordered and I for sure was not expecting this… pic.twitter.com/98gKpOKzvc
— Gigi
(@gisexllee) July 31, 2019
5. He nailed it
This morning I woke up crying cause I had a bad dream and my half asleep boyfriend hugs me and says “don’t worry babe it’s cause the planets are in Gatorade remember” LMAO
— alyssa lauren (@_AlyssaLauren) July 9, 2018
6. He seems excited
I told my boyfriend I got the job I interviewed for today
mind u he at work. pic.twitter.com/V8M11i5qVi
— Thigh.Goddess (@TreaTrea1) May 20, 2019
7. FALSE
my drunk ASS boyfriend just asked me “whos the handsomest man in the world” and i said “uh.. you?” and he goes “false its fucking Ryan Reynolds”
— dylan (@dylanceeee) July 14, 2018
8. What a guy
A girls boyfriend sprinted into class today and threw her a rice crispy treat and then sprinted back out. Rt if you need a man like that
— CINTRY (@cintryyy) November 29, 2016
9. Robotic
My boyfriend was snoring last night and sounded like a moving robot pic.twitter.com/VqcywMYFIE
— Aaron Fuller (@aaronxfuller) March 3, 2019
10. Spill it
Didn’t see my boyfriend for like a week and when we sat down to eat at this restaurant he pulls out a bit of paper and said “ I had so much tea to spill that I didn’t want to forget any details” lmaooooo
— sas (@silvermilk_) November 18, 2018
11. Here you go!
In the middle of having a heart to heart conversation my boyfriend unexpectedly sends me this screen recording… pic.twitter.com/wNlSbzAzNn
— Tee (@Marissa_Tee_) June 15, 2018
12. Time to yodel
my boyfriend was like "you want me to sing you to sleep?" i was like uh you've never sang me to sleep before what's going on here??? and this dude started yodeling like the lil boy from walmart oh my god
— kairetu (@spicymaa) April 3, 2018
13. Lost child
I forgot my bfs phone was dead, so when he went to the bathroom I decided to roam around Walmart. About 20 minutes later I hear “Alyssa Stockton, your child is at register 10”. I walk over there and there he is..my boyfriend..sitting there..on the bench..pouting that I left him.
— alley stockton (@alley_who) March 9, 2018
14. Hahahaha
I sent my bf to pick up some concealer for me and I told him to show it to me on his hand so I could see the color. This is what he sent me lol pic.twitter.com/QYQ54oEsQd
— i am rich (@badgalariiii) January 27, 2019
15. Not again!
I forgot to tell my bf I put on that too faced extreme lip injection lip gloss and kissed him and like 45 seconds later I hear
“Oh my god… oh god dammit your wearing spicy chapstick again aren’t you”
— kels
(@Keally22) June 22, 2019
Guys, get your sh*t together!
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