Being single can be pretty lonely and sad on occasion, but look at it this way: think about all the poor folks who shacked up RIGHT BEFORE the worldwide lockdown and who now can’t stand each other and think they made the biggest mistake of their lives.
I’m doing just fine by myself on my couch, thank you very much…
Oh, also, I spend a big chunk of my free time crying on that couch…
Are you ready to laugh at some hilarious posts about being single?
Let’s get started!
1. The good stuff!
All you can eat!
Best thing about being single: ordering pizza and not having to share
Better thing about being single: ordering 2 pizzas because there is a deal and not having to share
— LucindaLove (@LucindaTwitch) January 4, 2020
2. Those days are over.
And they’re never coming back!
i would say the best part of being single is that now i can listen to beyoncé without someone saying “hey do you remember when she tripped at the super bowl?” every time i press play
— victoria (@theblowout) May 5, 2020
3. Yeah, pretty much.
It’s a sad state of affairs out there…
Being single makes me realize how pretty much everyone is getting cheated on.
— (@_lizl0) June 8, 2020
4. Yes! I love it!
Use all the pillows you need, buddy.
The best thing about being single is that I get to cry into two pillows instead of one.
— Spanky McDutcherson (@thatdutchperson) January 21, 2020
5. Time to run away!
It was fun while it lasted, though.
6. Pure and simple.
With no distractions.
being single is like… its just u and ur water bottle
— (@Swiftkeeyy) June 8, 2020
7. This is actually brilliant.
Get this guy a job!
new tinder idea: upload all my photos upside down so girls turn their phone to look at them, obviously realise am ugly and swipe left but of course that's now actually right bing bang boom match
— ethan (@human_dis4ster) July 21, 2018
8. Need someone around to feel safe.
But then you get over it…
The worst time to be single is right after you've seen a horror movie.
— Megan Sass (@Megan_Sass) September 1, 2012
9. There you go.
Time to take care of #1.
Retweeted Amazing Facts (@FactSoup):
Best thing about being single?
No drama,
no fighting,
no crying,
no feeling,
no confusion,
no worries,
and no problem.— Alexandria Peaches (@Alexandria_Lin) April 24, 2018
10. Yeah, it’s pretty bad.
Just focus on yourself for now! You’ll be fine!
Can we at least all agree that this is the worst time in United States history to be single?
— Erica Rhodes (@ericarhodes) June 3, 2020
11. Sounds like quite a day.
Treat yourself!
Valentine's Day plan:
1. Breakfast in bed
2. Chocolates
3. Watch movie
4. Dinner for two.
5. Regret eating two dinners.
6. Cry alone.— pandamusk (@pandamusk) February 12, 2016
I guess being single can be kind of a mixed bag. A lot of ups and downs…kind of sounds like being in a relationship…
What do you think? Is it good or bad?
Do you prefer to be single or to be paired up with someone?
Talk to us in the comments, we look forward to hearing from you.
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