True crime TV shows are more popular than ever right now. Everyone and their mother is obsessed with the latest shows about murder, mayhem, and the macabre.
So in the spirit of all this true crime hoopla, let’s take a look at some hilariously accurate tweets about these television programs.
1. Weirdos
i hate when crime shows are like “her nails are done but they’re a mess so a male had to have done them” like maybe she’s just bad at doing her nails weirdos
— Naya Bee (@naya_boynton) July 31, 2019
2. STOP
Me brain: you know, you could always fake your death
I watch too many crime shows it needs to stop— Sara's last brain cell (@maybeSaraornot) July 30, 2019
3. Dead as a doornail
On a crime show if they show a persons picture and not them for real, they are a dead Fred.
— Trixie Mattel (@trixiemattel) July 23, 2018
4. In a trance
my mom yelling at me
at 3 am about how
important it is for my
health AND skin to
sleep early and to
not stay up watching
crime shows on netflix me hitting
next on my
sixth ncis episode pic.twitter.com/lBLzgThwxI— chelsea (@LlKESWIFT) August 1, 2019
5. You can’t come in
I watch way too many crime shows & won’t even let the neighbor come inside my house we just had a 5 minute convo thru the window
— ML (@pandaexpress14) July 30, 2019
6. Ellen!
me on ellen
ellen: so i hear you like criminal minds!
me: yes!!
*serial killer walks out and murders me*
me: omg ellen you didn’t
— a
(@reidetic_) March 4, 2019
7. Three types
The three (3) types of British crime shows:
– title is a surname, makes you sad
– title is a place name, makes you sad
– “gosh isn’t murder positively beastly, oh well mustn’t let it ruin the village’s Paintings of Fences & Sheep competition, it’s the 50th anniversary after all”— Emma Wortley (@emkawo) May 13, 2018
8. The new thing
Being obsessed with crime shows is the new green drink for girls
— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) January 4, 2016
9. All the good stuff
Pretty stressed out about how dark the news is recently – better get back to my true crime podcasts, true crime shows, and true crime books
— Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) March 23, 2018
10. Hahaha
I watch so much crime shows that when I turn off the TV, I wipe my fingerprints off the remote
—
NTHAPELENG
(@NtapelengKomane) April 15, 2019
11. We don’t believe you
As a single loner who is addicted to true crime shows my biggest fear is stumbling across a dead body bc I know my alibi isn’t going to cut it
— wittyidiot (@stephenszczerba) July 24, 2019
12. That’s all you need
Sleep and crime shows.
— Becky G. (@iambeckyg) December 8, 2015
13. You got my attention
Me trying to flirt:
Do you like taking naps, and binge watching crime shows?— Kristen (@Kica333) April 9, 2019
14. No clue
My husband has no idea that I’ve watched enough crime shows that I could train the FBI.
— Lisabug BBQJonze (@Lisabug74) July 4, 2019
15. WAY too much time left
*watching any crime show*
He didn't do it. There's too much time left.
— Spence (@SpenceDen) July 13, 2018
I have to admit…I am one of these people…
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