I go both ways when it comes to self-checkout.
If I’m buying produce, there’s no way in hell that I’m trying to figure out that computer to look up the proper codes…
But if I just have items that can be scanned…I’m struttin’ into the self-checkout lanes with all kinds of confidence and acting like I own the place.
Self-checkout sure is a funny thing, isn’t it…
Let’s take a look at some hilarious tweets about this aspect of our lives that we all deal with. Enjoy!
1. That’s never a good thing.
Now what am I supposed to do?!?!
Using self-checkout lane so I don't have to interact with anyone.
Scans first item.
Register: … "Please wait for assistance."
— Kate Hall (@KateWhineHall) January 25, 2018
2. It’s infuriating, isn’t it?
Enough to drive a person crazy.
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a self-checkout, screaming that there's no unexpected item in the bagging area.
— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) July 20, 2020
3. I’m on your side, guys.
Just so we’re clear about everything.
I always keep my cool when using self-checkout machines because I want them to vouch for me as an ally during the robot uprising
— Ash (an female)
(@adult_mom) June 20, 2017
4. Avoid those things at all costs.
It’s never a pleasant experience.
me:
target self checkout cameras: you are ugly. you are nothing. you are the scum at the earth. look at you LMAOOOO. EYE SPY A BUM.
— queen quen (@quenblackwell) July 13, 2019
5. It’s a skill, alright.
How good are YOU?
you can tell how much someone hates people by how skilled they are at the self-checkout
— Mary Charlene (@IamEnidColeslaw) February 8, 2013
6. What a little angel!
I hope you sneered at him. Or yelled.
at target self checkout & a rambunctious child stuck his butt on my bagging area & the register was like "unexpected item in bag" !!!!
— Gabby Noone (@twelveoclocke) March 22, 2017
7. Just this one thing, please.
That’s not too much to ask for.
All I want to do before I die is make it through the self-checkout one time without needing an employee to turn a key.
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) May 3, 2016
8. A little different back then.
Remember the good old days?
sure. we had self checkout back in my day. it was called shoplifting
— kim (@KimmyMonte) December 15, 2017
9. We’re glad they were able to help!
That’s one of the best things about self-checkout.
Day 1087 without sex: Purposely messed up my self-checkout at the grocery store just to hear a voice telling me what to do
— Vision Bored (@VisionBored1) January 8, 2020
10. You are correct, sir.
This guy is smart: listen to him.
Grocery store self-checkout may put people out of work, but at least it's also awful & annoying for customers.
— Ken Jennings (@KenJennings) May 9, 2019
11. Are you talking about yourself again?
If so, you nailed it!
The cutest chick rang me up at the self-checkout today!
— Stephanie McMaster (@Smethanie) January 2, 2015
12. Vegan soy protein powder?
People must know about this!
But if I use the self checkout who will see all of the pretentious food I bought?
— Life at Tiffany’s (@lifeattiffanys) February 7, 2017
How do you feel about self-checkout?
Does it drive you nuts or do you love it because you don’t have to deal with anyone?
Sound off in the comments and tell us what you think. Thanks!
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