Using self-checkout lane so I don't have to interact with anyone.

Scans first item.

Register: … "Please wait for assistance."

— Kate Hall (@KateWhineHall) January 25, 2018

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a self-checkout, screaming that there's no unexpected item in the bagging area.

— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) July 20, 2020

I always keep my cool when using self-checkout machines because I want them to vouch for me as an ally during the robot uprising

— Ash (an female) (@adult_mom) June 20, 2017

me:

target self checkout cameras: you are ugly. you are nothing. you are the scum at the earth. look at you LMAOOOO. EYE SPY A BUM.

— queen quen (@quenblackwell) July 13, 2019

you can tell how much someone hates people by how skilled they are at the self-checkout

— Mary Charlene (@IamEnidColeslaw) February 8, 2013

at target self checkout & a rambunctious child stuck his butt on my bagging area & the register was like "unexpected item in bag" !!!!

— Gabby Noone (@twelveoclocke) March 22, 2017

All I want to do before I die is make it through the self-checkout one time without needing an employee to turn a key.

— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) May 3, 2016

sure. we had self checkout back in my day. it was called shoplifting

— kim (@KimmyMonte) December 15, 2017

Day 1087 without sex: Purposely messed up my self-checkout at the grocery store just to hear a voice telling me what to do

— Vision Bored (@VisionBored1) January 8, 2020

Grocery store self-checkout may put people out of work, but at least it's also awful & annoying for customers.

— Ken Jennings (@KenJennings) May 9, 2019

The cutest chick rang me up at the self-checkout today!

— Stephanie McMaster (@Smethanie) January 2, 2015

But if I use the self checkout who will see all of the pretentious food I bought?

— Life at Tiffany’s (@lifeattiffanys) February 7, 2017

This Target cashier seems frustrated that I need help with the self checkout like I am an actual employee.

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) February 18, 2020

I decided to use the self-checkout and a lady asked me to scan her stuff, so I did. Then another lady asked me, anyway long story short I'm still checking people out and apparently I work here now. I hope I get a break soon because I'm hungry.

— Marcy G (@BunAndLeggings) September 8, 2019

self checkout?! gotta check items out myself?!! self checkout what's next??! what's next do i get a job?!! do i get a job and support myself

— tara shoe (@tarashoe) January 29, 2015

[Self-checkout]

“Unexpected item in the bagging area”

Me: NO THERE IS N-

*notices that toddler has climbed up and is trying to bag herself*

OH, MY BAD

— TheBabyLady (@thebabylady7) January 19, 2018

My daughter just learned how to scan items at the grocery store self-checkout, so a trip for bread & milk is now 45 minutes and 137 scan attempts long.

— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) June 21, 2018

Scanning the PS5 as a bell pepper at self-checkout>>>

— T O R Ï (@returnofthetori) September 16, 2020

I am not brave enough to scam at self checkout. I don't have it in me. pic.twitter.com/vSSWlUuzkV

— bri (@bigshitxtalker) September 3, 2017

A little boy changed his mom's grocery self-checkout's language to Spanish. She did not find it amusing. I did. #iheartboys

— Emily Volman (@emilyvolman) February 3, 2011

Sorry I sang "The Heat Is On" while you were using the self-checkout at Target.

— Kendra Alvey (@Kendragarden) May 15, 2018

Not bragging but I go thru the self checkout like it's an Olympic competition

— Envy (@envydatropic) September 7, 2015

At least the self-checkout doesn’t ask me what I’m making for dinner with these items or when I’m going to call my mother.

— Just J (@junejuly12) October 13, 2019

If you want to know how much of a maverick I am, when the CVS self checkout says, "Please remember to take your receipt," I just turn and walk away. I just leave the receipt in the machine like it's nothing.

— Sandra Newman (@sannewman) June 29, 2018