Kids have a certain way of hitting things right on the head, and sometimes they come up with words for objects that are way more apropos than the original.
Like these 19 times.
Honestly, you’re not going to be able to argue.
19. It matters not what time of year you see them.
My friend’s 5-year-old just saw a crow and called it a “Halloween eagle.”
And a child shall lead us. It is known. This is the new name for the bird-formally-known-as-crow. You know what to do, @MerriamWebster.
— Tessa, the Red-Nosed ReinDare (@TessaDare) May 30, 2018
18. Just don’t call it that when you’re talking to the dog.
After passing a Veterinarian's office, my 5y/o excitedly stated:
"Look, there's the puppy-hurt store!"— Hardly Any Diggity (@The_AngryGiant) June 1, 2018
17. I only go slowing.
When my son was little, he used to say “fasting” instead of running. “Look Mom! I’m fasting!”
— Luka Tate (@lukatate) May 30, 2018
16. That’s…poetic?
When my daughter was 5 she called cemeteries "gardens of dead people"
— Wendi (with a Bah Humbug!) (@a_resistress) May 31, 2018
15. Bed skins wtf.
As a toddler, my son was king of properly renaming things. This is why my vocabulary now includes gems like “boo boo trucks” and “bed skins” (ambulances and sheets, obviously).
— Erin Rooney Doland (@erdoland) May 30, 2018
14. Even Rhinos will love this idea.
A friend's 5 yr old saw a rhino and called it a "Battle Unicorn". Can we let 5 yr olds christen new species please?
— Zoe's Zoo (@ZoesZooYouTube) May 30, 2018
13. It makes perfect sense.
When my daughter was roughly 5, she referred to eyebrows as eye moustaches. She’s a teenager now and it’s all about the eyebrows
— Mother of Chihuahuas (@lynsxxxxxxxxxx) June 1, 2018
12. Well, why wouldn’t it?
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11. That’s exactly what it looks like!
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10. Like a flamingo, but evil.
A friend’s 5yo was wailing about seeing “flamingo witches” after watching the National Geographic channel. Took a little while to figure out she was talking about vultures.
— jillian (@jilliank245) May 30, 2018
9. Morbid, but not inaccurate.
When I was 4 or 5, I referred to cemeteries as “die yards.”
— Janice Simon (@JaniceSimon) May 30, 2018
8. Daddy needs to mow.
My two year old son calls beards/facial hair “face grass”. It started like a year ago and we can’t bring ourselves to correct him.
— Janna (@janna_rpw) May 31, 2018
7. Always trying to dress up a fart.
My niece used to say she was “singing in her pants” whenever she passed gas.
— Brett Myers (@brettspiel) May 31, 2018
6. That’s what Dr. Seuss would call it!
When my daughter was 3 or 4, she called a smoke stack at a local business a "cloud factory." Yep, that *is* what it looked like!
— Kristin Locke (@kree104) May 30, 2018
5. My kid says “last day.”
My daughter when she was 3 made the word “Lasterday” meaning any day before yesterday. “I was born lasterday” or “Remember when we went to the store lasterday”
— flsoccermommy22 (@flsoccermommy22) June 1, 2018
4. Pockets for cheese are okay by me!
My son calls ravioli “pasta pockets”
— You should see me in my crown (@shaniggli) May 30, 2018
3. If only that were a job, kid.
My daughter wanted to be a librarier when she grew up. Librarian? I asked. No. Librarier. Someone who goes to the library and reads books!
— Lyn
(@ActuallyLW) May 30, 2018
2. They might party in a way some animals don’t like, but…
My friend’s toddler calls wolves ‘party dogs’. Carry on.
— TheNitiest (@TheNitiest) June 2, 2018
1. I think that’s close to what they’re called in German.
A kindergartner told me she liked my hand socks…gloves obviously. But now forever hand socks.
— Jenny Watson (@msjennywatson) May 30, 2018
It’s obviously time to let kids start naming everything!
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