People Shared Their “Wow, I’m Pretty Awesome” Stories

You’re good enough, you’re smart enough, and doggone it, people really like you!

Now, before we proceed, I want you to go say that to yourself in the mirror a few times…I’ll wait…

Okay, great, you’re back!

Now we can move on.

People took to AskReddit to share stories of when they thought they were pretty awesome.

1. Congrats!

“Obese most of my life. Worked really hard, lost 100lbs. Took up running, and decided to run a marathon. I’ve never felt more like a bada** than when I crossed that finish line.

The training and the race itself were the hardest things I’ve done in my life, and there were many times throughout where I really wasn’t sure I was going to make it.”

2. WWE-style.

“When I was like 9 years old, I choke-slammed the neighborhood bully, full WWE-style.

It was directly under a streetlight, and there were people all around to witness it, because I think someone was having a party. I ran away because I thought I would get in trouble, but the adults (actually teenagers, but being 9 I thought of them as “adults”) just wanted to give me high-fives.

And don’t worry, the kid was totally fine other than being shaken up.”

3. Not a joke.

“Leaving work at a big box store a little after 1am and I’m next to my car in the parking lot and changing out of my work shirt into a t-shirt.

There’s a couple benches outside a few random people around. I see a car swerve toward one woman and then brake hard and knowing a couple people out there I figured it was just a very bad joke.

But then I see the car lurch forward and brake hard again and can see a woman in the headlights with a terrified look on her face so I start running as fast as I can toward them. A ridiculously muscled guy gets out of the car and starts moving toward her.

I wasn’t the first person there. The first was a 14-year old kid who was very short and skinny. The kid shoves the guy and then the guy knocks him down and gets right on top of him. The guy hits him three times before I get there and hit him in the back of the head.

This dude was hella dr**k and got off the kid to take a couple swings at me that I was able to avoid. One of the others in the crowd yells that the cops have been called and he books it out of there.

Thankfully the cops got him before any more damage happened. He pled guilty and went to jail for a bunch of charges. I don’t think I was the most bada** because the kid took those hits like a champ and saved the girl, but I still felt pretty awesome.”

4. Accident.

“Possibly saving a life. I saw a motorcycle crash in a parking lot late at night. No one but me went to check on the guy, everyone else was just standing around looking.

Dude had a compound fracture on his leg and blood was pouring through his jeans onto the ground. I used my belt to tourniquet the leg. The ambulance didn’t arrive for another 2 minutes so I might have saved him from bleeding out.”

5. At the concert.

“At a concert in between sets, saw this lady go down. I had just found a seat along the barrier between pit and general seating.

I went up to the girl and her boyfriend and told them I had a seat in the wall if she needed to sit down a minute. She was pretty out of it but the boyfriend said thatd be a good idea. We walked her over and flagged down one of the vendors to get her some water since she was really dehydrated.

Right about now the headliner (Rob Zombie) came out on stage and then a huge mosh pit started right in front of us. Myself, the boyfriend, and another guy formed a protective wall around her, myself at the very front cause I’m the biggest. Most of the people were respectful and following mosh etiquette, but there was this one dr**k dude who I guess saw what we were doing and decided itd be fun to try and knock me down onto her.

He came at me a little harder than everyone else, I just pushed him back in, then he came at me a little harder and I started to get a little angry. The third time he was almost rushing me, I gave him a decent shove and told him “come at me like that one more time motherf**ker”.

He did, I saw him coming and this time I stepped forward into him and shoved my palms into his chest. He stumbled backwards clear across the other side of the pit and looked terrified.

I shouted “try again and I’ll knock you the f**k out, a**hole”. He didnt come in our direction again after that. Felt pretty cool protecting that girl and checking that a**hole.”

6. Way too forward.

“My brother and I had some friends over at my parents’ house while we were home for a visit. We were hanging out in the backyard and at the end of the night I was alone with one of brother’s friends.

He started coming on to me, grabbing me, being way too forward and gross. I told him repeatedly to stop and to leave but that just made him more aggressive. He eventually knocked me down and had me pinned on the ground, broke my glasses and was laughing in my face about what he was going to do to me while I screamed for help but no one could hear me. I eventually managed to choke him out just enough that he fell over then kicked him a bunch of times.

He got up and came at me again. I shoved him back over and over til we reached the end of the driveway, the whole time he is still trying to grab at me and laughing at me. Eventually I just swung at his face and ended up breaking his nose, I felt it crack on my hand and blood went everywhere.

It was sickening but also kinda euphoric. He ended up running away after that.”

7. Jeez…

“So I was in high school, got a pass to go to the restroom.

On the way there one of my friends sisters is being held against the locker by a couple of dudes and being groped by another couple. I was a 6 foot 400lb teen, I just ran as fast as my fat legs could take me and barreled into a few of them. Screamed at her to go get her brother.

I proceeded to get the ever living s**t kicked out of me. I had bruised/broken ribs, a broken hand, fingers, nose, concussion. But I consider it to be one of the most bada** things I’ve done.”

8. You should be proud.

“I’m a relatively petite woman and I changed my flat tire without any help in a snowstorm.

It was a struggle, and my hands were scraped and bleeding by the end, but I felt really proud of myself.”

9. A happy ending.

“My girlfriend took me.over to.meet her grandmother one day.

She was a super nice lady and while we were talking she said something about how she wishes her record player still worked because she just missed listening to her old albums so much. I’d always been a big audio guy so I asked if I could take a look at it for her.

I spent about five minutes working my magic and was able to make an old woman cry because she was so happy to hear the music she and her husband used to dance to again for the first time in years.

I ended up marrying that girl and when grandmother passed away she had made sure that I got her old record player.”

10. Legend.

“Being an untouchable and unbeatable b**tard at dodgeball.

If it was an Olympic discipline you would all know my name by now.”

11. Ha!

“Someone pulled a g** on me but the shop was shutting in 5 minutes and I really wanted beer so I told the guy to f**k off and kept walking.”

12. Lifesaver.

“I saved a life as a 911 dispatcher.

“My address is [address], my name is [Ms. Patient], and I think I’ve just developed a penicillin allergy.”

The call started off normal enough, 50s female took penicillin and was now breaking out in hives. As the call went on, she got harder and harder to understand, both because her tongue was swelling, and because she was getting more and more confused.

“I’m in the basement. Will they be able to find me? I don’t know if my door is unlocked. I’m gonna go unlock it.”

“NO. Stay in the basement. I’ll tell the paramedics you’re down there. They’ll find a way to get in.” I wrote a note to my partner, who was dispatching the ambulances: Patient in basement, door may be locked

“Why did you call me? Can I hang up?”

“You called me, Ms. Patient. You’re allergic to penicillin. You called 911, the ambulance is on the way.”

As the paramedics called on scene, I heard a clunk and the tone of a button being pressed. That’s not good.

About one very long minute later, the paramedic picked up the phone. “It’s me, we’re here.”

The crew transported to the hospital, no lights or sirens. Interesting! I was expecting an emergent return. When they got done, the paramedic called me.

“If we hadn’t have known where the patient was, if we would have been one minute later, there’s a good chance she would have d**d. Thanks for telling us where to go.”

Yep. My bada** call taking skills saved a life.”

Now it’s your turn!

In the comments, tell us when you really felt you were awesome.

We can’t wait!

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High School vs. College: Here Are the REAL Differences

I went to a “university model” private high school that had classes Monday, Wednesday, Friday with all other days dedicated to homework. And I mean ALL other days. Pretty much all the hours of all the other days. It was fairly brutal.

Then I went to an actual university. One time while taking a test, halfway through the instructions were to stand up, say “I am Spartacus!” and then sit down again.

We let out early that day.

Twitter knows what I’m talking about.

10. Extra credit

I really gotta hand it to ya for creativity.

9. No joking around

One of these things is not like the others, one of these things just doesn’t belong.

8. Dr. B

In the house with the dad jokes of the century.

7. And I swear

Look, you’re paying to be here, if you choose not to learn anything that’s on you.

6. Park it

There’s never enough parking. Ever ever ever.

5. RIP fish

You need to take time to mourn these losses properly.

4. Straight up

Say no more, fam.

3. Do the slide

“Unless you require a different hook.”

2. The amazing TP!

I think in early 2020 this would have been considered a war crime.

1. At the end of the day

Look man, easy come, easy go, you know what it is.

For anyone who’s headed to college – just remember: it is a lot of fun and your professors will probably be pretty laid back. But that’s because it’s on YOU to do the work. Don’t waste the money slacking off, yo.

Who was your favorite teacher ever?

Tell us in the comments.

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People Discuss the Differences Between High School and College Teachers

When I was in high school, college was really built up as a place that was going to be super serious. Everything you do here is going to matter there, and it’s going to be TOUGH, so if you can’t hack it in here, you’re never gonna survive a university, and if you don’t survive a university, you’re never gonna be successful.

Turned out, all of that was wrong.

My high school was academically WAY more rigorous than my college, no one ever for the rest of my life cared about my GPA, and despite graduating with honors I managed not to be successful.

So take THAT, high school.

Twitter knows what I’m talking about.

10. Milkduds

They’ve been in my pocket for a while but I think they’re still good.

9. What a drag

In HS you’re just learning the basics of how it’s SUPPOSED to work, in college you learn the horrors of how it actually does.

8. Strict and scary

When you’re in college, you’re literally going into debt to be in that class.
If you wanna slack off, that’s on you, they don’t care.

7. No joke!

And snapping while driving, which is neat.

6. Put it up

Today we’re going to demonstrate the effects of…um…wind on…whatever, just look at this s**t.

5. The bell

Guess we’ll just wrap up early today.

4. Rawr!

We’re traveling back in time!

3. Trail Mix Attack

PS. if this might kill you, maybe take precautions.

2. Prof sick

I mean, I guess in a certain way they kind of ARE?

1. The Amazing Race

But why are they moving like that?

Class dismissed.

Who was the best or worst college professor you ever had?

Tell us in the comments.

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Dog Mullets Are In, So Get on Board!

I don’t know what you want from me. I’m just here to deliver the news that we’re giving our dogs mullets now, and there’s nothing you can do about it, so you might as well accept it.

Come to a place of acceptance and then join us all on Instagram with pics of proof and the hashtag #DogMullet. It’s gonna be ok. It’s gonna be fun.

Here, I’ll give you some examples. Here are some dogs with mullets, accompanied by randomly generated lyrics from non-existent rock songs to set the mood.

10. Sadie

“Look him just in the eyes
Wanna grab him by the hair
Wanna hug him and squeeze his tiny fists
Raven hair, raven hair”

9. Ol’ Chuck

“I want to live a life that’s always worth living
I want to fight for country and been country bound
I want to ride and drink and some gin and sharp bros
Just a lost boy and a pretty girl”

8. Darlene

“As our home back then
We watched the stars descend
Yeah, home at night
When the dogs come home”

7. Sammie

“I let down my hair and shine my shoes
I close my eyes and feel the cold
Cold beer in my hand
God gave moses a little beer”

6. Rex

“We got that old tan and tuxedo leather
We got that old tan and tuxedo leather
We got that old tan and tuxedo leather
When the mice and men walked in”

5. Barber-Jo

“Being that she gives so much, he takes for what she gives
Blowing up in the veins of an aching, craving man
Oh my old heart
Oh my old heart”

4. Charlie

“Might just go out to eat, when I hop on the road
Might just go out to eat, when I hop on the road
And sweet nothings
Open mouth closed”

3. Pabst

“I am drinkin, we are dancers
I am drinkin, we are liars
Were in this club
Are you drinkin, babe”

2. Rufus

“I was raised on the right side
Then I spent all night alone
Keep your hopes on the right side baby
Keep your fires on the right side baby”

1. Donny

“Cold summer night
In a cold summer night
Yeah, I turn up before the sundown
Summer swings every month night”

It’s really, truly inspiring.

What haircut should we start trying on dogs next?

Tell us in the comments.

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These People All Failed at Their ONE JOB

I’m not here to judge anyone doing their job.

I’m bad at everything. Seriously, name a thing, I’ll tell you exactly why I’m bad at it. For instance, I just told you to name something even though I can’t hear you at all, so I’m bad at having conversations. It just goes on and on like that.

I say all this so you understand I’m not throwing shade at the people behind the mistakes in these photos. I couldn’t possibly. I’m so bad at throwing. And I wouldn’t even know how to pick shade up in the first place.

Consider this, rather, a celebration of failing at one’s job. Let’s see who’s feeling kinda dumb right now.

15. Whoever set this up for display

Maybe they were just trying to avoid copyright infringement at the last minute?

14. The programmer behind this

All movies are bad movies. Flee, child, for this world is not for you.

13. Whomever coordinated with the graphic designer on this bus

And kids everywhere rejoiced and bought a pack of Camels to celebrate.

12. Whoever labeled these guns

I’m sorry – I believe you mean “freedom boom booms.”

11. The person who forgot to set the date

It’s best before a template. I don’t even know what that means.

10. The designer who stitched together this photo

I think the more relevant question is “do you need a ride to the hospital?”

9. The employee who set up this display

You’re not you when you’re hungry. Have a pills.

8. The assembler of these bracelets

Ooooo, so close!

7. Whoever made this label

You keep using that word, I’m not sure it means what you think it means.

6. These hatless men

Come on dude, we came here for ONE thing!

5. Whoever iced this cake

Halpy Birtlry calen to you as well.

4. The maker of these cards

P I E

3. This roofer

An attempt was made.

2. This tiler

Either a huge mistake or an evil troll.

1. THIS tiler

It’s subtle, but once you see it.

We all fail sometimes. Let’s fail together.

What’s been your biggest fail lately?

Tell us in the comments.

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These Fails Are So Wonderful, They’re Actually Wins

We all like to laugh at a good fail – we enjoy seeing people screw up their jobs when the results aren’t that harmful.

But honestly? There’s more to it than that. There’s an inherent joke in a fail. There’s a new perspective. There’s something unexpected. And that, really, is a win.

Take a look at these beauties. They should really be in a museum.

15. This troubling sign

Is that what we’re calling it now?

14. This burgerless burger

Yeah can I get uuuuuuuuuhhhhhh bread.

13. This Brid bucket

I’d buy this up so fast they’d have to restock a misprint.

12. This school map listing

I’m not sure you can be confident your child is getting the best education there.

11. This misfiring sink

Don’t look, I can’t go while you’re looking.

10. These exit signs

Of course, some people do go both ways!

9. This vague message

I’m not sure what thems is, but I sure am happy that you them.

8. This confused sign

You dang kids and those skateboards you put on your shoes!

7. This wobbly line

Isn’t this just how they do everything in London because they’re weird like that?

6. This mermaid donk

I…I’d never thought of it this way.

5. This misaligned burner

Or it’s just the eye of Sauron, honestly not sure.

4. This pregnancy test

Congrats on your triplets, maybe?

3. This ominous chyron

Um…are you from the future?

2. This weelcome message

Well, at least it’s not set in stone.

1. This dog gromming equipment

My dog is already plenty grom, thank you.

Oh what glorious fails. We must protect them. We must treasure them.

What’s your biggest fail lately?

Tell us in the comments.

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People Talk About the Perks They Enjoyed as Kids Because of What Their Parents Did for a Living

When I was young, my dad had awesome hookups for tickets for sporting events.

We went to hockey games, baseball games, and even a few football games.

It was great!

And I think we can agree that we all had SOME kind of perk because of what our mom and/or dad did for a living.

Let’s see what these folks had to say about this!

1. Sounds like a good deal.

Cokes for days!

2. Pretty cool!

Heaven for a kid.

3. Bring on the candy!

A dream come true.

4. A good perk.

You thanked him later.

5. Meeting celebs.

Ice-T for the win!

6. Best of both worlds.

Which one is better?

7. Those fees are waived.

Racking up the late fees.

8. Very cool!

Major bragging rights.

9. Perfect desserts.

Right off the assembly line.

10. Life in the firehouse.

I bet that was quite an adventure.

11. Way back in the ’70s.

You could get away with a lot more back then.

Did you enjoy any perks when you were growing up because of your mom or dad’s job?

Talk to us in the comments!

We’d love to hear from you!

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If You Don’t Looking for Jobs, These Tweets Are for You

I know I’m probably preaching to the choir here, but I’m gonna say it anyway…

Looking for a job SUUUUUUUUUCKS.

It’s a total nightmare, it destroys your soul, it makes you feel horrible about yourself, and you’re likely to get rejected over and over again, which isn’t good for your self-confidence.

But you gotta keep doing it if you’re out of work because we all gotta pay the bills, brothers and sisters.

Still, it can be a major drag…but we want you to have a laugh and jobs and job searching.

Enjoy.

1. This is out of control.

You’re gonna need top-secret clearance for this job.

2. Yeah, imagine that.

I don’t know why companies haven’t figured this out yet…

3. Enough with these kinds of posts!

Just keep hustlin’!

4. She answered the question honestly.

And no, she didn’t stutter.

5. That’s pretty close.

They really care about you!

6. I swear I can do it!

Now you better be able to follow through.

7. They’re gonna see right through you.

Just fake it until you make it!

8. Sounds totally reasonable.

And you wonder why you aren’t getting ahead…

9. We all have our private and professional lives.

And sometimes they’re totally different.

10. This is a tough one.

I’m not sure how to answer it…

11. That was determined to be a lie!

Nice try, though.

12. Think you’ll still get the job?

Maybe they’ll think it’s funny? Maybe…?

How about you?

What are some bad or funny experiences you’ve had while job searching?

Talk to us in the comments and let us know! Thanks!

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If You Think These Are Signs Are Passive-Aggressive, Well, You’re Right

Do you ever see a sign and it really rubs you the wrong way?

Like you feel you’re being insulted?

Hey, it happens all the time!

And we think these passive-aggressive signs will simultaneously make you laugh AND annoy you.

Take a look.

1. I think they’re trying to insult me.

Am I right about this?

2. Don’t even think about it.

Watch your step…

3. They are not a big fan of your graffiti.

So maybe you should just retire…

4. Don’t park here…

Unless you want to buy four new tires.

 

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5. Definitely not cool.

I’m talking about the person who isn’t picking up after their dog…

6. Just take it out and get it over with!

Drives me nuts…

 

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7. Well, which one is it?

I’m getting mixed messages here!

 

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8. Safety first, folks.

Or else you won’t be working today…

 

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9. I think this sign does the trick.

You better be careful!

 

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10. Only so much a sign can do…

But still…pay attention to the sign.

 

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Have you seen any funny signs when you’ve been out and about?

If so, please share them with us in the comments.

Let’s see what ya got!

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26 Feel-Good Memes To Put You in a Better Mood

The world can really get to you sometimes, you know? People are letting you down, work stinks, and it can seem like getting through yet another day just seems annoying and pointless.

Those are the kind of days when you need a reminder that there are reasons to feel good, and life really is worth hanging in there for – that’s where these happy memes come in.

We promise these 26 won’t make you feel anything but good.

26. Your parents knew what would happen all along.

And they weren’t going to stop it.

Grandparents are the best. from wholesomememes

25. All friends big and small.

And snails are actually really cute. If slimy.

Snails are friends too ? from wholesomememes

24. I would like to cosign this so hard.

Read all of the books (that you want to).

List of Books to Read Before You’re Dead from wholesomememes

23. A little politeness goes a long way.

But so does actually tipping your waiter with actual money.

Excessive politeness from wholesomememes

22. The purest of interactions.

Sweet little turtle friend.

The turtle is happy. from wholesomememes

21. If only everyone was this emotionally mature.

It takes a long time to get there for some people.

Learn and grow from everything from wholesomememes

20. You’ve gotta know who you’re dating.

This is either a big win or a big loss.

This is how it should be from wholesomememes

19. Professors are people, too.

Sometimes they’re the best people.

he is a nice person from wholesomememes

18. I would never have seen that in my noodles.

Now I can’t unsee it, of course.

It’s so addicting from wholesomememes

17. Goth kids are the best kids.

You’ve gotta just look past the clothes.

Dark makeup, golden hearts from wholesomememes

16. How can this not make you smile.

It’s impossible.

Just seeing these two together make me happy from wholesomememes

15. Grandparents are always proud of you.

That’s like, their job.

Took me to Olive Garden afterwards from wholesomememes

14. More of this, please.

My heart just exploded.

The kind of news we need from wholesomememes

13. That is the cutest bee I’ve ever seen.

I still wouldn’t hold it, though.

Has a bee ever landed on you ?… from wholesomememes

12. A sign of a healthy relationship.

In the modern world, at any rate.

My wife does this all the time from wholesomememes

11. It’s not exactly useful.

But it IS adorable.

Grandma rocks from wholesomememes

10. This is always so awkward.

But oh-so-necessary.

Lucky for my mom dad and frens from wholesomememes

9. People like this understand what life is like.

We need more of them in the world.

He deserves it. from wholesomememes

8. The best moment.

This is one smart kitty!

here kitty kitty from wholesomememes

7. Cat people unite!

If you know, you know.

It doesn’t happen very often from wholesomememes

6. Talking to little humans is great.

You can make up both sides of the conversation!

Sup little person? from wholesomememes

5. Gotta give those kids their positive reinforcement.

They worked really hard on that!

It’s belly-rubbing delicious! from wholesomememes

4. It makes everyone happy.

There’s no other possible way.

Does this make you happy too? from wholesomememes

3. Some people are rolling their eyes.

Some people are saying #relationshipgoals

Wholesome dino couple:) from wholesomememes

2. You’ve got some deep pockets, kid.

Maybe you should thank your parents!

When I was a kid I honestly thought PBS was thanking me for watching from wholesomememes

1. If you feed them, they will come.

But only after a few weeks, because they’re birds.

Only took ’em 3 weeks from wholesomememes

Ahhh, I’m feeling downright optimistic!

Tell us in the comments which did the trick for you!

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