People Talk About the Perks They Enjoyed as Kids Because of What Their Parents Did for a Living

When I was young, my dad had awesome hookups for tickets for sporting events.

We went to hockey games, baseball games, and even a few football games.

It was great!

And I think we can agree that we all had SOME kind of perk because of what our mom and/or dad did for a living.

Let’s see what these folks had to say about this!

1. Sounds like a good deal.

Cokes for days!

2. Pretty cool!

Heaven for a kid.

3. Bring on the candy!

A dream come true.

4. A good perk.

You thanked him later.

5. Meeting celebs.

Ice-T for the win!

6. Best of both worlds.

Which one is better?

7. Those fees are waived.

Racking up the late fees.

8. Very cool!

Major bragging rights.

9. Perfect desserts.

Right off the assembly line.

10. Life in the firehouse.

I bet that was quite an adventure.

11. Way back in the ’70s.

You could get away with a lot more back then.

Did you enjoy any perks when you were growing up because of your mom or dad’s job?

Talk to us in the comments!

We’d love to hear from you!

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If You Don’t Looking for Jobs, These Tweets Are for You

I know I’m probably preaching to the choir here, but I’m gonna say it anyway…

Looking for a job SUUUUUUUUUCKS.

It’s a total nightmare, it destroys your soul, it makes you feel horrible about yourself, and you’re likely to get rejected over and over again, which isn’t good for your self-confidence.

But you gotta keep doing it if you’re out of work because we all gotta pay the bills, brothers and sisters.

Still, it can be a major drag…but we want you to have a laugh and jobs and job searching.

Enjoy.

1. This is out of control.

You’re gonna need top-secret clearance for this job.

2. Yeah, imagine that.

I don’t know why companies haven’t figured this out yet…

3. Enough with these kinds of posts!

Just keep hustlin’!

4. She answered the question honestly.

And no, she didn’t stutter.

5. That’s pretty close.

They really care about you!

6. I swear I can do it!

Now you better be able to follow through.

7. They’re gonna see right through you.

Just fake it until you make it!

8. Sounds totally reasonable.

And you wonder why you aren’t getting ahead…

9. We all have our private and professional lives.

And sometimes they’re totally different.

10. This is a tough one.

I’m not sure how to answer it…

11. That was determined to be a lie!

Nice try, though.

12. Think you’ll still get the job?

Maybe they’ll think it’s funny? Maybe…?

How about you?

What are some bad or funny experiences you’ve had while job searching?

Talk to us in the comments and let us know! Thanks!

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If You Think These Are Signs Are Passive-Aggressive, Well, You’re Right

Do you ever see a sign and it really rubs you the wrong way?

Like you feel you’re being insulted?

Hey, it happens all the time!

And we think these passive-aggressive signs will simultaneously make you laugh AND annoy you.

Take a look.

1. I think they’re trying to insult me.

Am I right about this?

2. Don’t even think about it.

Watch your step…

3. They are not a big fan of your graffiti.

So maybe you should just retire…

4. Don’t park here…

Unless you want to buy four new tires.

 

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5. Definitely not cool.

I’m talking about the person who isn’t picking up after their dog…

6. Just take it out and get it over with!

Drives me nuts…

 

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7. Well, which one is it?

I’m getting mixed messages here!

 

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8. Safety first, folks.

Or else you won’t be working today…

 

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9. I think this sign does the trick.

You better be careful!

 

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10. Only so much a sign can do…

But still…pay attention to the sign.

 

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Have you seen any funny signs when you’ve been out and about?

If so, please share them with us in the comments.

Let’s see what ya got!

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26 Feel-Good Memes To Put You in a Better Mood

The world can really get to you sometimes, you know? People are letting you down, work stinks, and it can seem like getting through yet another day just seems annoying and pointless.

Those are the kind of days when you need a reminder that there are reasons to feel good, and life really is worth hanging in there for – that’s where these happy memes come in.

We promise these 26 won’t make you feel anything but good.

26. Your parents knew what would happen all along.

And they weren’t going to stop it.

Grandparents are the best. from wholesomememes

25. All friends big and small.

And snails are actually really cute. If slimy.

Snails are friends too ? from wholesomememes

24. I would like to cosign this so hard.

Read all of the books (that you want to).

List of Books to Read Before You’re Dead from wholesomememes

23. A little politeness goes a long way.

But so does actually tipping your waiter with actual money.

Excessive politeness from wholesomememes

22. The purest of interactions.

Sweet little turtle friend.

The turtle is happy. from wholesomememes

21. If only everyone was this emotionally mature.

It takes a long time to get there for some people.

Learn and grow from everything from wholesomememes

20. You’ve gotta know who you’re dating.

This is either a big win or a big loss.

This is how it should be from wholesomememes

19. Professors are people, too.

Sometimes they’re the best people.

he is a nice person from wholesomememes

18. I would never have seen that in my noodles.

Now I can’t unsee it, of course.

It’s so addicting from wholesomememes

17. Goth kids are the best kids.

You’ve gotta just look past the clothes.

Dark makeup, golden hearts from wholesomememes

16. How can this not make you smile.

It’s impossible.

Just seeing these two together make me happy from wholesomememes

15. Grandparents are always proud of you.

That’s like, their job.

Took me to Olive Garden afterwards from wholesomememes

14. More of this, please.

My heart just exploded.

The kind of news we need from wholesomememes

13. That is the cutest bee I’ve ever seen.

I still wouldn’t hold it, though.

Has a bee ever landed on you ?… from wholesomememes

12. A sign of a healthy relationship.

In the modern world, at any rate.

My wife does this all the time from wholesomememes

11. It’s not exactly useful.

But it IS adorable.

Grandma rocks from wholesomememes

10. This is always so awkward.

But oh-so-necessary.

Lucky for my mom dad and frens from wholesomememes

9. People like this understand what life is like.

We need more of them in the world.

He deserves it. from wholesomememes

8. The best moment.

This is one smart kitty!

here kitty kitty from wholesomememes

7. Cat people unite!

If you know, you know.

It doesn’t happen very often from wholesomememes

6. Talking to little humans is great.

You can make up both sides of the conversation!

Sup little person? from wholesomememes

5. Gotta give those kids their positive reinforcement.

They worked really hard on that!

It’s belly-rubbing delicious! from wholesomememes

4. It makes everyone happy.

There’s no other possible way.

Does this make you happy too? from wholesomememes

3. Some people are rolling their eyes.

Some people are saying #relationshipgoals

Wholesome dino couple:) from wholesomememes

2. You’ve got some deep pockets, kid.

Maybe you should thank your parents!

When I was a kid I honestly thought PBS was thanking me for watching from wholesomememes

1. If you feed them, they will come.

But only after a few weeks, because they’re birds.

Only took ’em 3 weeks from wholesomememes

Ahhh, I’m feeling downright optimistic!

Tell us in the comments which did the trick for you!

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Funny Tweets to Make Your Day a Little More Pleasant

I need a bit of pleasantness in my life.

Things have been quite ugly in the world for a while but we’re gonna change that immediately!

We have some tweets for you to look at today that we think are really gonna set your pants on fire with their hilarity.

Do you think you can handle the heat?

We sure hope so! Because we have a feeling you’re gonna start scrolling if you’ve made it this far.

Enjoy!

1. That would not be a fun job.

Darn it, I have to start over…

2. Uh oh…what happened here?

A major break up, that’s what!

3. I never thought about it this way…

This should be a movie.

4. This is very inappropriate!

But…I still laughed.

5. I can see why this couple needs to get divorced.

This would probably get old.

6. Well, that’s a nice way to approach it.

She’s not taking sides.

7. This is amazing.

Teach him some more slang for our sake!

8. I’ve often wondered this…

I’d like to get to the bottom of it.

9. That’s when you know you’re really depressed.

Do you ever do this?

10. A life tip we can all use!

I’m gonna try it soon!

11. You know you had one.

But the question is, do you still have it?

12. Time to come clean.

What really happened out there…?

Now we want to hear from you.

In the comments, please share some funny memes, tweets, photos, or jokes that you’ve seen lately.

We look forward to it!

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Enjoy These Tweets About Being in Your 30s, You Old Geezer

I’m now in my early 40s, so let me spit a little bit of truth about what your 30s are going to be like.

You’ll grow in many ways and you’ll start to find out what’s really important to you.

Things you did in your 20s will seem crazy: staying out all night, going to work on three hours of sleep, eating pizza five nights a week, it all starts to catch up to you!

And then one day you’ll realize that a perfect Friday night now means staying in, having an early dinner, watching a movie, and going to bed by 10…pm.

It’s sad, but true…check out these tweets about that magical decade.

1. This is a must.

There’s no way around it. You have to do it.

2. You can even do it by flipping someone off.

It’s sad, but true.

3. I’m not ready for this!

Why are you so upset?

4. Please don’t do that again.

I’m in my thirties, remember?

5. Both of these are true.

And don’t you try to deny it!

6. Oh…that’s not makeup.

Now I’m depressed.

7. You can do anything you want!

With laundry, that is…

8. All downhill from here.

That soup does kind of sound exciting, though…

9. Eat as many as you want!

You’ll thank me later.

10. That sounds tiring.

You didn’t see this coming, did you?

11. You’re officially old.

It is what it is…

12. Times sure have changed…

Just remember to not let them forget about all those old mistakes.

If you’re in your 30s (or beyond), tell us how that glorious decade is treating you.

Talk to us in the comments!

Thanks in advance!

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Hilarious Tweets We’re Pretty Confident Will Make You LOL

We feel very confident today, amigos.

We believe that we have curated an incredibly strong collection of tweets today for you to enjoy immensely.

And they’re funny, too! So that means you’re gonna laugh, too!

What else could you possibly ask for?!?!

Well, I guess we technically could ask for a bunch of other stuff, but we don’t want to come off as greedy, do we?

So here’s how this is gonna work: you’re gonna sit back, take off your shoes (and your pants, if you want to), kick your feet up, and have some laughs. It’s as easy as that!

1. I’m with you!

It can be hard to stop sometimes…

2. I’ve wondered this my entire life.

Who’s holding everyone up?!?!

3. Hold your breath.

Well, how else are you gonna listen to that conversation?

4. Really blew that one, huh?

Well, you gave it your best shot.

5. I don’t think you’re alone on this one.

Ladies, let’s hear from you!

6. Join the club.

I don’t even like my own family members anymore.

7. Oh, isn’t that sweet?

I thought you were gonna say something else…

8. I’ll go ahead and start.

Well, I’m sorry to hear that.

9. This is a good plan.

It’s called REVENGE.

10. I love a nice father and son relationship.

I love you, Dad!

11. It’s gonna go one of two ways…

Either way will be worth it.

12. That’s very impressive.

I think you just got hired!

Have you seen any hilarious memes lately?

Well, don’t keep them all to yourself!

Share them with us in the comments! Thanks!

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Memes You’ll Appreciate if You Don’t Want to Work Today

Do you ever have one of those days?

You wake up, look at the clock, and say…”I don’t think I can do this today.”?

Of course, you do! We all do!

And, while we don’t want you to lose your job, we DO want you to take a short break and enjoy these funny memes.

Let’s go!

1. Daydreaming your life away.

Today could be the big day!

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2. Now what the hell am I supposed to do?

I didn’t sign up for doing actual work!

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3. I don’t think that’s gonna happen.

Nice try, though, boss.

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4. You might want to lay off the fancy drinks.

Those things are expensive!

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5. Getting a little bit closer every day.

Don’t test me!

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6. Act like you’re out of cell phone range!

What the heck are they calling you for today?

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7. Time for another crying break.

It’s your fourth one today!

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8. Busy work day, huh?

Sounds like you’re getting a lot done!

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9. And maybe don’t show up tomorrow, either?

This is what I call a power move.

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10. Sounds like you need a mental health day.

Or maybe a whole week…

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11. Can we wrap this up?

Are we almost done here?

Photo Credit: someecards

12. Time to weigh the pros and cons.

Get out the pen and paper!

Photo Credit: someecards

How about you?

Are you liking your job these days or are you totally over it?

Talk to us in the comments and give us a life update!

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Ice Cream Shop Delights Customers With Its Funny Signs

If you happen to find yourself in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, you need to stop by a place called B&G Milkyway.

Not only do they serve delicious ice cream, but they also come up with hilariously clever signs outside their establishment that the customers really seem to enjoy.

Enjoy these funny pics of their signs and try to eat as much ice cream as you can this summer!

1. The parents really aren’t gonna like that.

Their worst nightmare…

 

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2. I’m on board with this theory.

It’s true!

 

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3. Absolutely correct!

When are we gonna learn?!?!

 

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4. Try out the sauce.

You won’t regret it.

5. Words to live by.

Businesses…take notice…

My local ice cream shop needs to contact our bosses. from funny

6. We all wanna know.

So, what’s the answer…?

My local ice cream shop dairying to ask the meaty questions. from funny

7. I knew it!

You can’t trust anyone these days.

My local ice cream shop has been a phone scam front all along…. from memes

8. Just breathe.

Keep that in mind!

 

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9. Do they exist?

I sure hope so…

 

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10. Too cold for ice cream.

Hey, it happens up there in South Dakota.

 

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How about you?

Have you seen any funny signs when you’ve been out and about lately?

If so, please share them with us in the comments. Thanks!

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This is How the “American Food Section” Looks In Stores In Other Countries

Who knew?!?!

I sure didn’t!

What the hell am I talking about? Well, let me tell you, ladies and gentlemen.

I’m talking about the fact that a lot of other countries out there have whole sections dedicated to American foods in their stores. This is kind of blowing my mind right now!

And, because we aren’t seen as the healthiest folks on the planet, a lot of these American sections are filled with JUNK…which I guess makes sense.

Hey, who are we to argue with these foreign folks? We love to eat stuff that isn’t good for us!

Check out these pics of American food sections overseas.

1. This needs to make its way over here.

I could see this catching on…

2. And here’s a flip side…

We’re practically related, anyway…

3. A true American tradition.

Well, they’re not wrong about it.

4. You gotta love it!

Hey, don’t knock it until you try it.

5. A little taste of home.

When you find yourself across the pond.

6. Oh, now it’s on!

Pass the Lucky Charms!

7. It looks like Myanmar has a pretty good grasp on what we like.

I’m impressed!

8. That’s quite a selection.

What’s your poison?

9. Well, would you look at that!

Isn’t that adorable?

10. Give it all to me!

I’m a glutton for punishment.

11. That’s basically all we eat.

Trust me on this one…

Have you ever encountered “American food” when you’ve been in another country?

If so, tell us about it in the comments.

And share some pics too if you have them!

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