These Poor Souls Just Can’t With the Words

Do you know that thing where you just can’t think of a specific word? And you just kinda describe it or guess around it or whatever?

There’s a word for that, I’m sure. Ironically, I can’t think of it, so I’m trying to describe it or guess around it.

But that’s not nearly as embarrassing as what a lot of these folks are dealing with. Some of the people on the internet are fighting so hard to get the words out that you almost fear that they may lose the battle, like these examples via Reddit.

10. Hot food, comin’ through!

If I won nineteen thousand dollars, what I was gonna have for dinner that night might be the furthest thing from my mind.

Flaming Yawn from BoneAppleTea

9. Bond, flames bond

The man who knew too little.

Yee-haw! Nothing like a good old fashioned "Bond Fire"! from BoneAppleTea

8. Can I have some more due please?

Will there be nothing further, sir?

"further of due" from BoneAppleTea

7. Poetry attempts

If that doesn’t win their heart over, I genuinely don’t know what will.

bread from ihadastroke

6. Know Joe

We did it Joe…

Drunk friends are quality comedians from ihadastroke

5. Pea wall things

It’s kind of impressive to get something so common this wrong.

Pee wall things from wildbeef

4. Gourmet, and gonna stay that way

I don’t know whether to be excited or scared.

my mom’s back at it again from ihadastroke

3. Just in case

Bro that’s basically just tortilla.

Case idea from BoneAppleTea

2. “An eventful night”

When you got the spins so hard that the spins got you.

Asking how my friend was feeling after she had an eventful night from ihadastroke

1. So cool

Why, because it’s cold?

Shivery does exist from BoneAppleTea

If you DO come across that words I was trying to think of, put in a good word for me.

What’s a time recently when you did really bad with words?

Tell us in the comments.

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14 Wild Things Couples Really Fight About

There’s this weird phenomenon on Twitter where people share the funny little things they fight about with their significant others, and sometimes they’re so weird that you’re not sure whether to laugh or message them and ask if they’re ok.

Where’s the line for that?

Let’s see if we can find out with these tweets.

14. If you have to ask

This is what we in the business call a no win situation.

13. Once you pop…

It’s the little things you learn to cherish.

12. What a headache

I think I can see where the pain is coming from.

11. Team thingee

This is also my understanding of the hobby and I’m as disappointed as you are.

10. How boring

Now you’re ready to take on the final boss.

9. Communication is key

“But like, why can’t guys just talk about their feelings?”

8. Rice is nice

Are you opening a soup kitchen or?

7. Well that’s just grate

And once again, the cheese stands alone.

6. The sacred cloth

That is a napkin for the TABLE ONLY.

5. Give me some shade

Little did they know how much they’d miss this season the following year.

4. Nothing to sneeze at

“Oh what I don’t get to sneeze?”

3. Root for the home team!

Look man, I don’t know, I’m just going by jersey color.

2. When life gives you lemons

Hahahahaha (dude run.)

1. All you can eat

Of all the problems to have, this one doesn’t sound too bad.

Remember, if you’re actually fighting all the time about everything, that’s not quirky, that’s toxic.

What’s the silliest thing you and your S/O have fought about?

Tell us in the comments.

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10 Weird Things to Fight About with Your Significant Other

Are you thinking of getting into a long-term relationship but are worried that you might not have enough things to fight about?

Well, worry no more! You can be angry and/or fight about literally anything if you’re with someone for long enough! That’s the magic of human connection!

Not sold on it yet? Just check out a few of the bickering items available to you via these wonderful Twitter testimonials:

10. Interrupted sitcom fantasies

How am *I* doin? A lot worse now, thanks a lot JEN.

9. Unsupervised clothing preparation

He just wants you to see how much better he is at it now than he used to be. He’s come a long way.

8. Simultaneous jump scares

At last, my long and very stupid plan has come to fruition.

7. Attire retirement and comparative virtual culinary efficiency

Um. What?

6. Presumptions of retail scheduling

Ok but like, you do know though.

5. Head comfort and dental applicant cleanliness

This is some whataboutism at its finest.

4. Lack of comedic appreciation

As a guy who works in comedy, I get it, but also, don’t be this person.

3. Container percentage requirements

Some see it s half empty, others are correct.

2. Plumbing placement

We’d ALL use it.

1. Televised spoiling

My guy, that show ended more than 20 years ago.

If you’re not sold yet on the idea of really mixing it up with someone over nothing, just hop on Twitter yourself and start scrolling, there’s plenty more where that came from!

What’s the dumbest thing you and your S/O have fought over?

Tell us in the comments.

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SpongeBob Memes for the Socially Awkward

If you spend most of your time feeling like a socially awkward weirdo, I can’t say that spending your time laughing at these weird SpongeBob memes is going to help that, but I CAN say that it’ll be time better spent than worrying about what everyone thinks of you, so, highly recommend.

Here are fourteen SpongeBob memes for the socially…different.

14. Speaking of which…

Ya’ll have no idea what kind of a ride you’re in for.

13. Me am real

You know what, just forget I even exist.

12. Self reflection

Was somebody gonna tell me about this or?

11. Writing’s on the wall

You had your chance and you blew it.

10. Language barriers

I’m bilingual, I speak Desperate and Awkward.

9. Express delivery

I’VE BEEN EXPECTING YOU!

8. Only the lonely

But I’ll bet FUTURE future me’s got it all figured out.

7. In a jam

What, you don’t listen exclusively to Bear in the Big Blue House trap remixes?

6. Ghosts of cringemas present

How can I ever be lonesome with all these voices around me?

5. Smooth things over

Please hurry, I can’t retain this shape long.

4. Crushing my memes

Well what good am I then?

3. Bright and shining

I’m dyin’ in here.

2. Caught by night

They mustn’t know of my raviolis.

1. Not likely

But I included my entire face and everything…

At the end of the day, we’re all a little awkward. Best to just embrace it and kick back with some SpongeBob.

What was your most awkward moment recently?

Tell us in the comments.

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13 Memes for You to Laugh At

Do you have some time to talk about our Lord and Savior Memes?

I promise it won’t take long. We just want to share the good news with you. And the good news is that we’ve got a bunch of memes.

We’ll just leave some of this literature with you to look over.

13. To the wind

If you’ve gotta compare yourself to somebody, maybe start here.

12. The orange glow

Aaaand now I have to buy new ones again.

11. Bad news

So I guess the security cameras WERE working.

10. Pressing issues

Without it, how can I confirm that I was actually born?

9. Cut me to the quick

You were supposed to protect me, not attack.

8. Clownin’ around

You know dang well there’s no excuse you can offer, might as well own it.

7. In the bag

This is the origin story we all need.

6. Classical burns

The music industry is cut throat, I know because I watched Whiplash.

5. Ghosts of hydration past

What’s even scarier is how long it’s actually been since I had any water.

4. I win

This game tears families apart and doesn’t even apologize.

3. Top surveillance

But my ‘grams are so cute now!

2. Taking a stand

Welp, guess I’m never gonna try that again.

1. Speed racer

He’s a demon on wheels!

Have we converted you to our meme religion yet?

If so, what should we call it?

Tell us in the comments.

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10 Really Dumb Things Couples Fight About

I guess if you’re in a relationship for long enough, you can just get mad at each other over literally anything.

Especially if, say, you’re in a situation that requires you to stay at home together with pretty much no breaks for months and months at a time.

The couples of Twitter are certainly no stranger to feeling the pressure. That pressure that comes from that feeling that you love ’em so much but also you kinda want them to die for not much of a reason? Take these ten examples.

10. Time management

I don’t know what year any of us are living in anymore.

9. Let it go

Dude. Come on. You did that on purpose.

8. The eyes have it

Maybe ya’ll just need a little bit of breathing room.

7. The secrets we keep

Wait, aren’t you IMDb?

6. Just plane weird

As a lifelong insomniac, I’d like you to apologize to me as well.

5. In the blink of an eye

Given this tweet, I’d guess he was signaling for help in morse code.

4. Chew on that

Gee oh boy, sounds great!

3. Absolutely trashed

I think that placement is pretty much the international signal for “this is not desirable.”

2. A comforting feeling

MAN does this sound like fun!

1. Turn, turn, turn

As long as they’re not licking it, I guess.

I suppose the moral of the story is – if you don’t wanna get mad at your partner over something stupid, don’t have a partner.

What’s the dumbest thing you and an S/O have fought about?

Tell us in the comments.

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Memes for People Who Are Onboard the Struggle Bus

Are you currenlty on the struggle bus? We understand. There’s a lot of us on here. In fact, it’s getting crowded, and I think I might have just missed my stop.

But while we’re (not) enjoying this ride, we CAN enjoy some struggle memes.

12. No alarms and no surprises, please

Welp, guess tomorrow is just gonna be suffering.

11. Define “fun”

That’s literally impossible and you know it so stop mocking me.

10. Very suspicious

I know something terrible is just waiting to pounce on me and I’m determined to be ready for it.

9. Sky rockets in flight

I think I’ll puff puff pass on paying that right now.

8. Endless regret

Well well well, if it isn’t the consequences of my own actions.

7. Work it

Our survival rate is darn near 50%.

6. Let it go

We both know it’s never gonna happen, let’s not fool ourselves.

5. The isolationist

Yo I didn’t know you’d be inviting all these…yanno, humans.

4. Out of time

I think Einstein might have had some stuff to say about this.

3. Warning

That’s nothing a little electrical tape can’t fix.

2. A terrible diagram

There’s really no overlap, I am forever screwed.

1. You’re going down

At least I’ll be remembered for something?

With memes, even a ride on the struggle bus doesn’t seem so bad.

What’s your favorite way to ease the struggle?

Tell us in the comments.

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Memes for the Game-Obsessed Folks Out There

There are a lot of great mental benefits to playing games. They increase your reflexes, enhance your strategic thinking, engage your memory, encourage cooperation, etc. At least that’s what I kept telling my mom when she would come into my room all “concerned” that I “hadn’t left it” in “several weeks.”

Playing games is a big part of our lives. And unsurprisingly, it’s also a big part of meme culture.

Let’s check out ten memes for the game addicted right now.

10. MY craft?

But I was so young and foolish back then, you can’t hold that against me.

9. Plot twists

Aw come on man, that was half the reason I was even playing this thing.

8. Running on steam

Sleep is for the weak, I answer to a higher calling.

7. Pause for reflection

This is gonna be bricked pretty soon.

6. Game on

When you gotta gamify everything, including your snacks.

5. Everything in balance

Some god you turned out to be.

4. Later, gator

Well, you’ve got a vivid imagination, I’ll give you that.

3. Pass/fail

I don’t like this test.

2. You wood

Oh the sheer indignity of it all.

1. Flatline

But how am I to check in on my various leagues?

And now that that’s done, I gotta get back to Hyrule. This Kingdom ain’t gonna save itself.

What’s your favorite game pastime?

Tell us in the comments.

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Totally Random Treasures From the Big Ol’ Internet

The Internet is truly filled with all kinds of wonders. As far as the eye can see, there are posts of all sorts, waiting to delight us, like small treasures found along a path we didn’t even know we’d be traveling today. Plus, unlike most paths traveled, I don’t even have to actually stand up, so that’s a bonus.

In that spirit, won’t you journey with me now through the fields of funny posts? That we may revel in them together? Amen?

Here are ten great funny things you didn’t know you’d be seeing today.

10. Drop it like it’s hot

These Tony Hawk Pro Skater mods are getting out of control.

9. Pour it over

“Need to” and “going to” are two very different things.

8. The horror

And they don’t wanna be there any more than you do.

7. Dark times

That’s what you get for being lame.

6. Ultimate power

You know he’s got this tech in his garage already.

5. Romaine calm

It knows when to strike and when to hold back.

4. Goblin’ it up

Hey, we all gotta play the hand we’re dealt.

https://ritalara.tumblr.com/post/189248874593/not-elegant-enough-to-be-a-vampire-not-jock

3. Get off my lawn

Turn it down!

https://calscurls.tumblr.com/post/134146059467/admiredmgc-absolutetrashh

2. You know too much

Water, water, everywhere, and not a drop to drink.

https://ghostlight01.tumblr.com/post/185645658668/i-am-so-tired-of-peeing-i-drink-the-water-which

1. A balanced diet

I see nothing wrong here.

https://meerkuesse.tumblr.com/post/170447628387/sapphicaspiewitch-drkkn-me-drinking-juice-at

What a wonderful little journey through the internet. Join me on the next one, how about? We’ll stroll again together and discover more treasures then.

What’s your favorite place to find the internet’s gems?

Tell us all about it in the comments, won’t you?

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Real Stories of Creepy Encounters in Abandoned Building

The term “urban explorer” is used to describe folks who see an abandoned building and just can’t help but check it out.

It’s pretty exciting, but also potentially very dangerous, and spooky, not to mention usually illegal.

Still, we gotta hear the stories, right? Reddit user Inertia_Comrade certainly wanted to:

People who like to explore abandoned buildings. What was the biggest "fuck this, I’m out" moment you had while exploring? from AskReddit

Here are some of the real life chilling tales…

Good luck sleeping tonight!

1. The care home.

A group of us went into an old abandoned care home. (We got in legally). It was pitch black and I mean the type of darkness where you cannot see you hand in front of your face even when you let your eyes adjust. Fortunately we had a few light sources with us.

After walking around and finding copious amounts of evidence that there was squatters staying there (not at the time of our arrival thank god).

We found ourselves standing in a room filled with graffiti but not graffiti from a paint can. This was spelled in dried blood and excrement. The stench was horrendous. We got out of there so quick and have never been back since.

– mike-4510

2. A figure in the darkness.

Broke into an abandoned house in the village I grew up in in England back when I was a teenager, maybe 15 year ago now.

Was with a couple friends but broke off by myself and ventured upstairs, when I turned at the top of the stairs I saw a figure standing in the darkness just staring at me.

I bolted out of the building as quickly as I could and my friends heard me and panicked, they weren’t far behind. Went back there a couple of weeks later with a bigger group to “prove my story” and to my embarrassment.. it was a tall mirror at the top of the stairs, the figure I saw was me.

Not my proudest moment.

– mtblanche14

3. Who’s there?

I used to walk around an abandoned building near a forest which was initially a child hospital in the 70s, a refugee housing in the 90s and a language school for Chinese students till 2007. Since then it’s abandoned. The students left quite suddenly, so I found diaries, certificates and even food. It was interesting since the place was not vandalized at that time.

Once I was inside the building again when I realized someone else was walking upstairs. I never left this place so fast, jumped over the gate and headed to my car.

When I reached there, a police car stopped in front of the building and the two officers jumped over the fence to enter the building.

No idea what was there, but sometimes I wonder if I avoided more than just a report for trespassing.

– Cream314Bakery

4. Picture perfect.

Used to work for a guy renovating houses. He’d buy dumps for like 5 to 10 thousand that had been abandoned for years, we’d fix them up, and he’d rent the houses out.

His daughter would go to houses to take pictures after he bought them since he’d buy a lot of them site unseen because they were so cheap.

One house she went to take pictures at and she was kinda creeped out by the basement and did not want to go in. She just opened the door, leaned in, reached her arm out and took a picture. When her dad reviewed the pictures he saw a man standing in the basement about 5 feet from the camera staring directly into it.

– xxTurd

5. How did it get there?

Found a dead deer on top of an old grain mill. All of the stairs were removed so people couldn’t climb them.

Getting up there is hard enough without carrying a deer carcass on your shoulders. I think about it all the time lol

– ericshmurda

6. Well that can’t be good.

Found a bottle of some liquid in an abandoned drive in theater building. Knocked it over and the concrete starting smoking and we got nosebleeds instantly.

Still no clue what it was but we got the f*ck out

– Alert_Discipline_213

7. A sad story.

Danvers State Mental hospital. Stumbling across an overgrown graveyard full of tiny little headstones with nothing but patient numbers – no names, no dates.

The overwhelming inhumanity that all of those nameless graves represented hit me at once. I’m not easily frightened, and exploring an abandoned mental institution in the middle of the night had been an exciting adventure until that discovery.

Even then, I wasn’t afraid. Deeply saddened and nauseated, I lost my curiosity.

I felt ashamed to be intruding on a space that had seen levels of human cruelty and suffering far beyond what I could ever imagine so I left and never went back.

– logcabinfarmgirl

8. A murder mystery.

Several years ago, a man was murdered in the city I was working in and parts of his body were turning up at various locations. I think his hand and foot had been found and a week had passed.

I’m an architectural designer and I was surveying an abandoned chapel that was slated to be renovated into condos. It was apparent that homeless people had been squatting in the chapel but I wasn’t sure how recently they had been there. When I went into the basement though, it was clear someone was either there or had just left based on the smell. There were no lights due to the power being cut and I didn’t stick around long enough to see if anyone was currently occupying the space.

Two days later someone reported that they found the torso and head of the murdered man in a building attached to the chapel. I had been too freaked out by the smell in the basement to continue on to the attached building. But I’m almost certain I would have been the one to find the body.

– clex_ace

9. The tunnel.

As kids we would walk this 1/4 mile railway tunnel near where i grew up, there were no tracks but it was next to two live tunnels so there was a slight element of danger.

That and the fact it was trespassing i guess and railway workmen or transport police could catch us at any moment.

So as you can imagine it was dark, REAL dark in the middle, but towards the end there was enough light to barely see.

One day we took an old school pal down there and after walking the length, almost at the end of the tunnel just as it was beginning to get light he stopped to look down a large uncovered square 3ft by 3ft manhole….

No he didn’t fall in, but after a flash of brief confusion he took in a deep breath and screamed, then immediately started sprinting for daylight.

“Oh sh*t, F*ckn RRUUINNNNNN!!!” he screams

Naturally without question we ran, having a hard time catching him up.

At the mouth of the tunnel we stopped.

All out of breath “WTF !! What’s wrong? What did you see?” We asked.

His face was pure white, and shakeing barely able to speak he said ” there was someone down there, looking up at me!”

Now this buddy was and still is a good friend of mine, but back then he wasn known for not being the sharpest tool in the drawer…

instantly we had an idea what just happened, but slowly we returned to open manhole.

Then as the four of us stood around this hole looking down, sure enough….. Reflected in the still water about 5ft down this feckn hole was our four faces looking back up at us.

– 8bitPete

10. The prison.

Exploring an abandoned prison part of the ceiling collapsed. It didn’t hit me but it was close enough to knock me over.

I guess junkies used it as a place to shoot up because I fell on an old needle.

I got tested to make sure I didn’t get anything from it but it scared me enough to stay away from abandoned buildings to this day.

– stopfelnolm

11. Dead serious.

There was a coffin, a real coffin.

We were in a abandoned factory that some rich family had owned, and there was this one room with a bunch of personal stuff, letters from the fifties, furniture, old photographs, clothes, even booze, like someone’s home had been put in there.

In the middle of it all a coffin. I swear.

The room was gloomy, it was a late summer afternoon, no power and we didn’t have flashlights. My friend was like “we gotta open this coffin, we can’t leave unless we do, we gotta” and straight up lifted the lid. A sweet smell came from the darkness. When my grandmother died I was the one to find the corpse and I remember that one quite well.

So my heart skipped a couple of beats. The coffin was full of candles. They had a sweet smell.

– JohnSingapore

12. The stare.

Exploring an abandoned manor with some friends. We had been drinking and smoking and thought it would be cool.

The ground floor entrances were covered with bricks so we had to enter through the first floor (~8 ft height) using an improvised ladder made of old trash and wood pieces. It was quite unstable and hard to climb and we were 5 or 6 people.

Being the only way out, and knowing how slow it was, I was on edge the whole time.

We were exploring the floor, cool glass ceiling, lots of debris, but suddenly we find a room filled with plastic containers with pink and brown liquids… Some friends decide to explore the ground floor, which was pitch black and involved going down a broken staircase missing several steps. They heard someone coughing in the dark and feel several people moving in the darkness as their eyes get used to it… At this point I was hearing someone slowly walking in a room on the first floor, carefully stepping over the broken glass on the floor (to not make noise) which was really creepy.

We got the f*ck away and on our way out we saw a roughed up man with bloodshot eyes leaving a shack outside the house and staring at us.

I still shiver when I remember his look. Probably just some junkies living there but for overly high 15 year olds it was scary as f*ck

– mercuriaretrograda

13. As kids do.

As 12 year old kids, we were exploring the woods as kids do. The forest parted to an open field and in the distance was an abandoned farm.

Naturally we crept inside and in one of the horse stalls were all discarded hypodermic needles and old food.

Our parents were quite mad when we told them what we found

– gmc_lex

14. Wtf?

found what looked like the remains of a pig and it was wearing lingerie.

– BumBustingGreek

15. It’s a deal.

Well, a homeless guy with a knife said I shouldn’t be here, I agreed.

– OreoCrustedSausage

To be clear, we don’t condone this. Not least of all because it’s illegal. Be careful what you step into, you don’t know what you might find.

Do you have a story like this?

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