The Internet is truly filled with all kinds of wonders. As far as the eye can see, there are posts of all sorts, waiting to delight us, like small treasures found along a path we didn’t even know we’d be traveling today. Plus, unlike most paths traveled, I don’t even have to actually stand up, so that’s a bonus.
In that spirit, won’t you journey with me now through the fields of funny posts? That we may revel in them together? Amen?
Here are ten great funny things you didn’t know you’d be seeing today.
10. Drop it like it’s hot
These Tony Hawk Pro Skater mods are getting out of control.
Soap when you drop it in the shower pic.twitter.com/NJcgSTvkhH
— FunnyHoodVidz (@funnyhoodvidzig) July 8, 2020
9. Pour it over
“Need to” and “going to” are two very different things.
[kids are finally asleep]
“Holy fuck, I need to clean this house”
*pours giant glass of wine and sits down for the night*
—
MacgyveringMom22
(@MacgyveringM22) February 14, 2019
8. The horror
And they don’t wanna be there any more than you do.
[first day in hell]
hostess: welcome to hell. please take a seat
waiter: *pouring wine* your steak will be out shortly, sir
me: wow this isn’t so bad
group of waiters approaching in distance: happpppy bir-
— decent pigeon (@decentbirthday) October 24, 2019
7. Dark times
That’s what you get for being lame.
DM: The cave is very dar-
4/5 party member, screeching simultaneously: I HAVE DARK VISION!
That One Human Of The Party: pic.twitter.com/pomZO5YUsH
— Lea (@delsinsfire) January 12, 2019
6. Ultimate power
You know he’s got this tech in his garage already.
Jeff Bezos as soon as he hears they got looters on the way to Amazon pic.twitter.com/U2SGT8lrD9
— LUCKY (@macatron) May 28, 2020
5. Romaine calm
It knows when to strike and when to hold back.
I want to thank romaine lettuce for taking a break from trying to kill us during this time of intense fuckery.
— WOODROW SOROS ROTHSCHILD (@WoodyLuvsCoffee) September 7, 2020
4. Goblin’ it up
Hey, we all gotta play the hand we’re dealt.
3. Get off my lawn
Turn it down!
2. You know too much
Water, water, everywhere, and not a drop to drink.
1. A balanced diet
I see nothing wrong here.
What a wonderful little journey through the internet. Join me on the next one, how about? We’ll stroll again together and discover more treasures then.
What’s your favorite place to find the internet’s gems?
Tell us all about it in the comments, won’t you?
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