Here Are Some Funny Jokes About White Elephant Parties

Have you been to a White Elephant party before? Or perhaps you call it a Yankee Swap or a Dirty Santa party?

They’re a lot of fun – folks bring gifts to trade, and guests have the option to “steal” gifts from other people. It can get heated, and it’s even more fun when there are totally inappropriate presents involved!

If you’ve been to these parties, these will look familiar. If not, get yourself to one this year if you can!

1. You don’t say!

2. Uh oh…

3. Not gonna make it this year.

4. Some might even call it trash.

5. Might as well.

6. Swap with the Big Boss?

7. Might turn into a free-for-all.

8. Just like The Hunger Games.

9. They always dreamed of this.

10. Conspiracy theory.

11. Could be your meal ticket.

12. Mine!

13. Trying to tell you politely…

14. I’m here to file a complaint.

15. You won 2019.

Tell us all about your holiday parties this year!

How’d they go? Any drama? Any hilarity?

We’re dying to hear from you!

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Check out Everything That’s Coming to Netflix in January 2020

A new year: a new list of movies to watch on Netflix.

January 2020 looks pretty darn promising as far as Netflix movie titles go, which means you’re gonna want to read over this entire list. There are some real gems on here, we promise – so get ready to update your Netflix queue!

Here is every movie that is coming to Netflix in January.

Jan. 1

Ghost Stories — NETFLIX FILM

Messiah — NETFLIX ORIGINAL

Nisman: Death of a Prosecutor — NETFLIX DOCUMENTARY

Spinning Out — NETFLIX ORIGINAL

The Circle — NETFLIX ORIGINAL

Good Girls, Season 2

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A Cinderella Story

American Beauty

Catch Me If You Can

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

Chasing Amy

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

Chloe

City of God

Dinner for Schmucks

Dragonheart

Dragonheart 3: The Sorcerer

Dragonheart: A New Beginning

Drugs, Inc., Season 6

Ferris Bueller’s Day Off

Free Willy

Ghost Rider

Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle

Hitch

Inception

Instructions Not Included

Julie & Julia

Kate & Leopold

Kill Bill: Vol. 1

Kill Bill: Vol. 2

Kingpin

Kiss the Girls

Monster-in-Law

New York Minute

Pan’s Labyrinth

Patriot Games

Saint Seiya, Season 4-5

Seal Team Six: The Raid on Osama Bin Laden

Shrek Forever After

Strictly Ballroom

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Movie

The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

The Naked Gun 2 1/2: The Smell of Fear

The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!

The Original Kings of Comedy

The Ring

The Talented Mr. Ripley

Tremors

True Grit

Up in the Air

What Lies Beneath

Wild Wild West

Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory

Wyatt Earp

Yes Man

Jan. 2

Sex, Explained: Limited Series — NETFLIX DOCUMENTARY

Thieves of the Wood — NETFLIX ORIGINAL

Jan. 3

Anne with an E: The Final Season — NETFLIX ORIGINAL

All the Freckles in the World — NETFLIX FILM

Jan. 4

Go! Go! Cory Carson — NETFLIX FAMILY

Jan. 8

Cheer — NETFLIX DOCUMENTARY

Jan. 10

AJ and the Queen — NETFLIX ORIGINAL

Giri / Haji — NETFLIX ORIGINAL

Harvey Girls Forever!, Season 4 — NETFLIX FAMILY

The Inbestigators, Season 2 — NETFLIX FAMILY

Medical Police — NETFLIX ORIGINAL

Scissor Seven — NETFLIX ANIME

Until Dawn — NETFLIX ORIGINAL

Zumbo’s Just Desserts, Season 2 — NETFLIX ORIGINAL

The Evil Dead

Jan. 12

Betty White: First Lady of Television

Jan. 13

The Healing Powers of Dude — NETFLIX FAMILY

Jan. 14

Kipo and the Age of Wonderbeasts — NETFLIX FAMILY

The Master

Jan. 15

Big Fat Liar

Quien a hierro mata — NETFLIX FILM

Grace and Frankie, Season 6 — NETFLIX ORIGINAL

Jan. 16

NiNoKuni — NETFLIX ANIME

Steve Jobs

Jan. 17

Ares — NETFLIX ORIGINAL

Hip-Hop Evolution, Season 4 — NETFLIX ORIGINAL

Sex Education, Season 2 — NETFLIX ORIGINAL

Tiny House Nation: Volume 2

Tyler Perry’s A Fall from Grace — NETFLIX FILM

Vivir dos veces — NETFLIX FILM

Wer kann, der kann! — NETFLIX ORIGINAL

Jan. 18

The Bling Ring

Jan. 20

Family Reunion: Part 2 — NETFLIX FAMILY

Jan. 21

Fortune Feimster: Sweet & Salty — NETFLIX ORIGINAL

Word Party, Season 4 — NETFLIX FAMILY

Jan. 22

Pandemic: How to Prevent an Outbreak — NETFLIX DOCUMENTARY

Playing with Fire, Season 1

Jan. 23

The Ghost Bride — NETFLIX ORIGINAL

October Faction — NETFLIX ORIGINAL

The Queen

SAINT SEIYA: Knights of the Zodiac, Season 1 / Part 2 — NETFLIX ANIME

Jan. 24

A Sun — NETFLIX FILM

Chilling Adventures of Sabrina: Part 3 — NETFLIX ORIGINAL

The Ranch: The Final Season — NETFLIX ORIGINAL

Rise of Empires: Ottoman — NETFLIX ORIGINAL

Jan. 26

Vir Das: For India — NETFLIX ORIGINAL

Jan. 27

Country Strong

We Are Your Friends

Jan. 28

Alex Fernández: El mejor comediante del mundo — NETFLIX ORIGINAL

Jan. 29

Frères Ennemis — NETFLIX FILM

Next In Fashion — NETFLIX ORIGINAL

Night on Earth — NETFLIX DOCUMENTARY

Omniscient — NETFLIX ORIGINAL

Jan. 30

Ainori Love Wagon: African Journey — NETFLIX ORIGINAL

Nighthawks

 

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Raising Cain

The Stranger — NETFLIX ORIGINAL

Jan. 31

37 Seconds — NETFLIX FILM

American Assassin

Bojack Horseman, Season 6 (Part B) — NETFLIX ORIGINAL

Diablero, Season 2 — NETFLIX ORIGINAL

I AM A KILLER, Season 2 — NETFLIX ORIGINAL

Luna Nera — NETFLIX ORIGINAL

Ragnarok — NETFLIX ORIGINAL

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5 Interesting Christmas Traditions From Around the World

If you’re an American like yours truly, you have Christmas down pat here in the good old USA. We know the Christmas traditions, the songs, the pop culture surrounding it, and we know all about the good food we eat every December 25.

But what do folks do in other countries to celebrate this holiday?

Here are five interesting and unusual Christmas traditions from around the globe that you might not know about.

1. Japan

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This one is very unusual, but who are we to judge? In Japan, people enjoy eating Kentucky Friend Chicken on Christmas Eve. Only one percent of the Japanese population is actually Christian, but KFC’s “Christmas Chicken” bucket is a huge hit in the country.

In 2016, an estimated 3.6 million families celebrated Christmas Eve this way in Japan. The tradition dates back to 1974 when a group of foreigners in Japan couldn’t find a turkey and decided to go to KFC instead. KFC saw it as a good marketing opportunity, and the rest is history. Today’s version consists of chicken, cake, and champagne.

2. Ukraine

Ukrainian Christmas Tree at the Museum of Science and Industry, 2008

In Ukraine, people decorate their trees with fake spiders and webs. Why, you ask? According to that country’s folklore, there was a poor, single mother who couldn’t afford to put any decorations on her family’s Christmas tree. One night while the family was sleeping, a spider spun a beautiful web and decorated the tree. The sun turned the web silver and gold and the poor family never needed anything ever again.

A nice story, I think.

3. Guatemala

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On December 7 at 6 o’clock in the evening, Guatemalans build bonfires to “burn the devil.” This tradition kicks off the Christmas season in Guatemala every year, and it especially popular in Guatemala City as a way to honor the city’s patron saint during the Feast of the Immaculate Conception.

The tradition started with a simple fire during colonial times, then over the years devil figures and even devil piñatas have been added to the mix. It’s estimated that 500,000 bonfires now burn in Guatemala every December 7.

4. Greenland

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Greenland doesn’t get a lot of mentions in the history books, but they do have an interesting Christmas tradition that’s worth noting. In that country of only 55,000 people (that’s half the size of Boulder, Colorado), the men serve the women their meals at Christmas. What’s the meal? Strips of whale blubber known as “mattak.” Dessert usually consists of porridge with butter, cinnamon, and sugar.

5. Venezuela

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This might be the best Christmas tradition I’ve ever heard! In Caracas, Venezuela, people strap on roller skates to head to church on Christmas Eve. The story goes that kids are supposed to go to bed with a piece of string tied to their toes and their foot dangling out of a window. People skating by the windows tug on the toe strings letting kids know it’s time to roller skate to mass. Despite the fact that people probably don’t sleep with their feet hanging out of the window, Venezuelans still roller skate to mass to this day.

When mass is over, people get together for food, music, and dance. I like this idea!

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Funny Tweets About the Ridiculousness of Office Holiday Parties

Working in an office can be soul-sucking, but there’s always one cool, positive thing on the horizon…the office holiday party.

They usually spin wildly out of control, and you never know what’s gonna happen on that night.

Will Bob from Accounting take off his pants again? Will Judy from Shipping and Receiving spike the eggnog? Will there be any fistfights between different departments?

You just never know!!!

1. That’s never a good thing to hear.

2. We survived…somehow.

3. Prepare yourself.

4. All by yourself.

5. Nice one!

6. Where’d this come from?

7. A perfectly fine excuse.

8. So…

9. Must’ve been one hell of a cake.

10. Standing ovation.

11. Misread the vibe on this one.

12. These are delicious!

13. Much better than a bonus, right?

14. Here we go…

15. Don’t do it!

Have you had any hilarious/ridiculous/amazing/crazy experiences at holiday parties at work?

Share your wild tales in the comments!

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Funny Tweets About the Temptation of Christmas Cookies

The Christmas season comes with a lot of familiar traditions: parties, gifts, travel, holiday movies and music…and cookies…LOTS AND LOTS OF COOKIES.

I think we’re all going to be dreaming of sprinkles for the next three months because we’re cramming so many of these babies in our mouths right now…

Let’s take a look at the tweets.

1. That’s why.

2. A perfect plan.

3. A precarious game.

4. It’s gonna get ugly.

5. You do you.

6. Good job!

7. No self-control.

8. Why am I doing this?

9. Santa’s in for a surprise.

10. Explain that one.

11. You ARE an all star!

12. They’re long gone.

13. A long process.

14. You must finish the job.

15. Tips from Mom.

Do you tend to go overboard on the cookies around this time of year?

Don’t feel bad about it! We do it, too!

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Check out These Hilarious Tweets About Christmas Wish Lists

It’s time to double-check those Christmas wish lists your kiddos gave you so you can make sure they have the best holiday ever…or at least until they present you with next year’s list…

Let’s take a deep dive into some hilarious Christmas lists from kids who will hopefully get everything they asked for this year…

1. “Fake head that is not alive.”

2. That’s a lot!

3. I want a scary ghost, too.

4. This kid is not messing around.

5. Have to include that trademark.

6. You did the right thing.

7. Color-coordinated.

8. You better make it happen.

9. Proper dictation.

10. Playing mind games.

11. You definitely need that intro.

12. All the way to the top.

13. That is sweet.

14. That’s quite a list.

15. I’m with him on this one.

What was on your kids’ lists?

What are the trendy toys this year?

Or maybe you just gave them a lump of coal?

Let us know in the comments!

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Funny Tweets From Parents Who Are Totally Over the Holidays

Moms and dads…at least you can take comfort in the fact that we’re in the home stretch right now.

The holidays have been long and stressful, but now there’s an end in sight.

So put your shoulders back, put a smile on your face, and power through!

It’ll be 2020 in no time!

1. The “updated” list.

2. Tell them the truth.

3. Put a ride to school on there, too.

4. Perfect!

5. That’s the way it works.

6. Not a bad deal!

7. A lot of peaks and valleys.

8. Don’t even bother.

9. Get those diamonds!

10. You better start working!

11. That’s what moms are for.

12. That makes sense.

13. Got carried away.

14. It’ll work like a charm!

15. Not exactly a relaxing night…

Have you had enough of your family and holiday festivities yet?

Tell us all about it in the comments!

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15 Funny Tweets About Couples Therapy

Going to therapy is nothing to joke about…oh wait, yes it is!

At least it is according to these folks who decided to tweet about couples therapy.

Let’s dive right into the pain…and the laughs!

1. Who’s ahead?

2. I’ve heard enough out of you.

3. Hahahaha.

4. Maybe you are…

5. Doesn’t look good…

6. That’s a tragedy.

7. You’re not a doctor!

8. That is crucial.

9. I see…

10. You moron!

11. That’s great!

12. I’m gonna need to pat you down.

13. Uh oh…

14. Never a good sign.

15. He just can’t bring himself to do it.

Have you ever given couples therapy a whirl?

If so, let us know how it went in the comments! We’re here to listen!

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Is Your Dog Spoiled Rotten? Then These Tweets Are for You!

We all do it, right? When I’ve had dogs in the past, I treated them like royalty…BECAUSE THAT’S WHAT THEY ARE.

You know what I’m saying, right?

Dogs are our best friends – they love us unconditionally, and therefore they deserve to be spoiled rotten.

The people who wrote these tweets definitely agree with me…

1. Just call it a dog bed.

2. Not you…

3. You’re absolutely right.

4. Why do you say that?

5. Maybe?

6. That’s a lie.

7. Living her best life.

8. Don’t upset the dog.

9. That’s totally normal.

10. Sorry, gotta go.

11. Hell no!

12. We all do this, right?

13. Party night!

14. The floor is fine for you.

15. Honey, we need to talk…

Do you have an extremely pampered pup?

Let’s see some photos in the comments!

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