Stanford University developed Artificial Intelligence which can guess if a person is gay, based on a photo of their face, with 91% accuracy on dating sites.
The Japanese repair broken pottery…
The Japanese repair broken pottery with gold lacquer to highlight imperfections. The process is called Kintsugi. The art of Kintsugi teaches that broken objects are not something to hide but to display with pride.
These Posts Will Make Perfect Sense If Your Partner Is a Snorer
Okay, confession time: I am a snorer. And the ironic part: I lose my mind when I’m sleeping in the same room with someone else who snores.
But it doesn’t seem to bother some people at all. I have a friend who said she likes it because it’s soothing. Soothing.
Oooookay, what planet are you from again?
Anyway, if you have to deal with a snorer in your life, these posts will look very, very familiar.
1. Bragging rights
Snoring is basically bragging about being asleep, so loudly, that it stops other people from sleeping.
It’s like lying there screaming “I’M HAVING A LOVELY SLEEP”— Chris Ramsey (@IAmChrisRamsey) August 29, 2018
2. Great…
3. The Six Stages
Stages: Coping w Snorer
1 Nudge
2 Say "You're Snoring"
3 Roll them
4 Kick/Growl
5 Stab w pen
6 Scream TAKE THIS CUP O SUFFERING AWAY FROM ME— Feral Hogs Mancino-Williams (@Manda_like_wine) May 26, 2016
4. Last night’s count was…
My wife got a Fitbit for the sole purpose of proving how many times I wake her up in the middle of the night by snoring.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) January 20, 2016
5. Ugh
6. It’s over
*watching husband sleep*
Me: "I just love him so much, he's my everyth-"
*husband snores*
Me: "I can't live like this."
— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) August 28, 2016
7. Futuristic
8. Sexy
9. STFU
*my dog whimpers in her sleep* omg so cute
*husband breathes in his sleep* SHUT THE FUCK UP
— oll (@dulcetry) June 24, 2015
10. Still love him, though
11. That’s hot
Snore again and I’ll smother you.
–married pillow talk
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 16, 2015
12. Drowsy
When your husband snores the majority of the night…#sendhelp #snoring #wifeproblems pic.twitter.com/IGb8ZsMMEd
— Jamie Stephens (@oujamie) March 7, 2017
13. Let me sleep, please
Me, crawling into bed, "Can you do me a favor?"
Hubs, "OMG YES!"
Me, "Let me go to sleep first so I don't have to listen to your snoring."— Lady Lawya (@Parkerlawyer) March 7, 2017
14. Hahahaha
I'm not saying you were snoring much it's just that I've never had such an intense dream about the local sand & gravel before-
— Al Dente (@six_2_and_even) March 11, 2017
15. Me? No…
“Me? I don’t snore.” – every person who snores for 7 hours a night
— George Balekji NBC15 (@GeorgeBalekji) March 17, 2017
Good night and good luck.
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These Tweets That Prove College Kids Are Pretty Damn Funny
Going to college is a glorious time in a young person’s life. New friends, new experiences, opening up your mind, etc.
But college kids can surprise us, too, and be downright hilarious.
And these tweets prove that beyond a reasonable doubt.
All of these students deserve an A+!
1. Prodigy
This kid is 11 and in my organic chemistry class he said if we have questions to just email him pic.twitter.com/oz46on8ywP
— Cigdem K. (@cigdemk14) August 22, 2016
2. This is great
Left my car for maybe 15 minutes in front of the dorms and I come back to this. College man pic.twitter.com/KlDx5BtXLX
— Hunter Jobbins (@jabbins) October 30, 2016
3. Calm down
Freshman Orientation Leaders at 6:45 AM https://t.co/lBsjZprtPt
— (@shawtyarabia) January 31, 2019
4. Multiple choice
HS teachers: college is NOT a joke
a real college exam question i just had:
“which doesn’t belong?”
A. Ethos
B. Pathos
C. Logos
D. Migos— T (@umtatiana) April 8, 2019
5. This is a great idea
My professor makes you dance when you’re late to his class. This is college. pic.twitter.com/LL7hIOgESv
— vane (@_vvanee) March 26, 2018
6. Pretty much
100 level course prof: Attendance is mandatory, no phones allowed, 12 hours of homework/week, also we have 5 exams and one is in 9 days
500 level course prof: I illegally downloaded the texbook, I'll send you the link. text me if you need anything. Do you guys wanna go kayaking?
— Lindsay (@plantbboi) August 27, 2018
7. #CollegeLife
i don't have any spooks or forks so i broke off a piece of a hanger so i could eat pic.twitter.com/5wh5SVfpxX
— childish sambino (@samiwert) May 11, 2017
8. Hahahaha
I turned in my paper to my professor last night and this morning I realized I forgot to change the title…hows your day going? pic.twitter.com/FnornTF00n
— morgan (@morgs216) April 25, 2018
9. I’m Matt…
High school
(Teacher who barely got through school and managed to get a teaching degree): my name is Ms. Johnson and you will call me as suchCollege
(Professor who is a top individual in their field with multiple degrees, maybe a PHD): hey guys what's up my name's Matt— Jordan Rutledge (@JordanRutledge) February 8, 2018
10. Right over your head
me in class taking a picture of notes on the board that i know i will never look at again pic.twitter.com/GdFgsWd3LQ
— Chelsea (@kingchelsay) April 9, 2018
11. OMG
today in class this guy I was sitting next to had a bag of carrots & the entire class he kept throwing them into his backpack. I asked him what he was doing & he was like "oh sorry do u want one? they're for Kent" and then just whips open his backpack to show his chinchilla Kent
— char (@charlottejorrey) December 4, 2017
12. SAVAGE
So turns out my professor is a straight savage… pic.twitter.com/SlHZdNXs5k
— Austin Gray (@AustinG__) December 14, 2016
13. Good point
The plagiarism section of the syllabus is the same for every class, almost as if it was copied…..&…..pasted???
— sara without an h (@SaraHeinecke94) August 23, 2017
14. Oh, snap!
Professor asked what “ghosted” meant and this girl said “what Brian over there did to me 3 weeks ago” it’s time for me to head on home
— Wes (@foxmccloud82) November 14, 2017
15. Not happy
me: doesn’t understand a concept
professor that has studied the subject for 37 years: https://t.co/325gafsZJF
— Ruth Bader Ginstan (@booboolafool) January 23, 2018
Now get back to class!
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15 Amazing Photos of What Mars Looks Like
It’s just like in Total Recall! Kind of…
The Curiosity Rover on Mars sends photos back from the red planet daily. And they are MINDBLOWING.
We, and NASA of course, still have so much to learn about Mars, but even these images would have been inconceivable not so many years ago.
Take a look at these stunning photographs.
1. Check that out
2. Tracks
3. On top of the world
4. Desert landscape
5. Wide open
6. There’s the Rover again!
7. Fish eye
8. Doing good work
9. Endless
10. Lonely
11. Fascinating
12. Cool shot
13. Boulders
14. Wow
15. Science rocks!
Be sure to follow NASA’s progress on Mars, it gets more fascinating by the day!
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If You’re a True Crime Junkie, These Tweets Are for You
True crime TV shows are more popular than ever right now. Everyone and their mother is obsessed with the latest shows about murder, mayhem, and the macabre.
So in the spirit of all this true crime hoopla, let’s take a look at some hilariously accurate tweets about these television programs.
1. Weirdos
i hate when crime shows are like “her nails are done but they’re a mess so a male had to have done them” like maybe she’s just bad at doing her nails weirdos
— Naya Bee (@naya_boynton) July 31, 2019
2. STOP
Me brain: you know, you could always fake your death
I watch too many crime shows it needs to stop— Sara's last brain cell (@maybeSaraornot) July 30, 2019
3. Dead as a doornail
On a crime show if they show a persons picture and not them for real, they are a dead Fred.
— Trixie Mattel (@trixiemattel) July 23, 2018
4. In a trance
my mom yelling at me
at 3 am about how
important it is for my
health AND skin to
sleep early and to
not stay up watching
crime shows on netflix me hitting
next on my
sixth ncis episode pic.twitter.com/lBLzgThwxI— chelsea (@LlKESWIFT) August 1, 2019
5. You can’t come in
I watch way too many crime shows & won’t even let the neighbor come inside my house we just had a 5 minute convo thru the window
— ML (@pandaexpress14) July 30, 2019
6. Ellen!
me on ellen
ellen: so i hear you like criminal minds!
me: yes!!
*serial killer walks out and murders me*
me: omg ellen you didn’t
— a (@reidetic_) March 4, 2019
7. Three types
The three (3) types of British crime shows:
– title is a surname, makes you sad
– title is a place name, makes you sad
– “gosh isn’t murder positively beastly, oh well mustn’t let it ruin the village’s Paintings of Fences & Sheep competition, it’s the 50th anniversary after all”— Emma Wortley (@emkawo) May 13, 2018
8. The new thing
Being obsessed with crime shows is the new green drink for girls
— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) January 4, 2016
9. All the good stuff
Pretty stressed out about how dark the news is recently – better get back to my true crime podcasts, true crime shows, and true crime books
— Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) March 23, 2018
10. Hahaha
I watch so much crime shows that when I turn off the TV, I wipe my fingerprints off the remote
— NTHAPELENG (@NtapelengKomane) April 15, 2019
11. We don’t believe you
As a single loner who is addicted to true crime shows my biggest fear is stumbling across a dead body bc I know my alibi isn’t going to cut it
— wittyidiot (@stephenszczerba) July 24, 2019
12. That’s all you need
Sleep and crime shows.
— Becky G. (@iambeckyg) December 8, 2015
13. You got my attention
Me trying to flirt:
Do you like taking naps, and binge watching crime shows?— Kristen (@Kica333) April 9, 2019
14. No clue
My husband has no idea that I’ve watched enough crime shows that I could train the FBI.
— Lisabug BBQJonze (@Lisabug74) July 4, 2019
15. WAY too much time left
*watching any crime show*
He didn't do it. There's too much time left.
— Spence (@SpenceDen) July 13, 2018
I have to admit…I am one of these people…
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Four Loko Has a New Hard Seltzer Coming out Soon – Here Are Some of the Best Reactions from People Online
What a time to be alive!
Four Loko is getting in on the increasingly popular hard seltzer game and people are all kinds of worked up about it.
Hard Seltzers ran so we could fly pic.twitter.com/g5ilBIyhl4
— Four Loko (@fourloko) August 13, 2019
And the Four Loko folks are even being kind of cocky about it. When they made their announcement, they tagged a bunch of other seltzer companies just so they knew there was a (potential) new sheriff in town.
And Four Loko isn’t messing around. The new hard seltzer has 14% alcohol content while the popular White Claw only has 5%.
Let’s take a look at what people online think about this development.
1. Uh oh
me seeing that Four Loko now has hard seltzer with FOURTEEN PERCENT alcohol pic.twitter.com/MNSwI4RAlJ
— allison (@notblueperson) August 14, 2019
2. Tears
Me buying and drinking the four loko seltzer’s simply because they’re 14% alcohol pic.twitter.com/x5lsfaeBqW
— Huner With a T (@hrobi36) August 14, 2019
3. Now I remember…
If you drink the new four loko seltzer all the memories that were wiped from drinking original four loko come rushing back
— Topshelf Tyson (@topshelftyson) August 14, 2019
4. You know you will
me: who would ever drink 4Lokos again in 2019?
also me: pic.twitter.com/7gdgErLAaz
— jesus (@heyzeus7) August 14, 2019
5. Fired up
I ain't tryna drink anymore.
The new Four Loko: pic.twitter.com/NCBg84hapN
— FRANK (@Frrrranko) August 14, 2019
6. This might be rough
My Brain Cells when i reintroduce Four Loko into my diet pic.twitter.com/AYbpfBfQSs
— Roc (@hardROClife) August 14, 2019
7. How bad can it be?
Me: “I mean it’s just a spiked seltzer right?”
*buys two Four Loko Sour Seltzer with a Hint of Blue Razz*
Me 48 hours later and in Panama: pic.twitter.com/0cV4yhZPRJ
— Spenser Harvey (@SpenserHarvey) August 14, 2019
8. You got that right
Me the next day after blacking out because of Four Loko Seltzer pic.twitter.com/GeW89kK65g
— Follow (@Kofie) August 13, 2019
9. In love again
Four Loko coming out with a seltzer is like your toxic ex becoming hot and guess who’s crawling back baby
— salad (@defnotsally) August 14, 2019
10. Pretty much
Four Loko Fall > Hot Girl Summer
— Emily Lam (@malylime) August 13, 2019
11. Let’s just take it slow
No one:
Four Loko: Ya'll want to see a dead body?
— Daejuan Jacobs (@fractalcomic) August 14, 2019
12. A deadly game
— Zainab Javed (@zrjaved) August 13, 2019
13. Dear God, no!
Man I didn't think this was how we were gonna go pic.twitter.com/htscj3tlgx
— wilted rose (@easybleezy) August 13, 2019
14. Yes, they should…
— Chasé (@ChaseFetsk0) August 14, 2019
15. Amen
Four Loko seltzer with a 14% ABV is exactly what we as a society deserve right now
— Kendra (@kendrawcandraw) August 14, 2019
I’m ready to give this a shot and see what kind of JOLT it gives me.
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These People All Found Weird Stuff in the Woods and Just Had to Share It
Creeeeeeeeeepy.
The deep, dark woods. You never know what you’re gonna get out there in the forest, do you? Could be a strange animal, a masked madman (hopefully not), or just something unsettling that you can’t explain.
All of these folks encountered weird stuff out there, and they shared their photos with the world.
1. That’s kinda sweet
2. A portal?
3. Another dimension?
Me and my girlfriend were walking in the woods the other week and saw a rainbow pool for the first time from pics
4. Don’t go in there
5. Trippy
Standing in a huge pond that sinks every dry season from mildlyinteresting
6. Demon tree
This tree I found hiking looks like a forest monster watching over you. from mildlyinteresting
7. That is crazy
I went for a walk in the forest and came upon this ponderosa pine tree that had been struck by lightning. I called the Forest Service and they eventually extinguished it, but not before I had time to get some photos. Near Flagstaff, Arizona, USA. [OC] [2834×2000] from EarthPorn
8. Hmmm
Found this sword in epping forest , England .anyone have any idea on what the history is ? from metaldetecting
9. Lead the way
This stick I found looks like a burning torch, flame included! from mildlyinteresting
10. Mossy boot
This moss covered boot found in the woods. from mildlyinteresting
11. That’s odd
12. That’s a lot of dishware
I was driving through the back roads of Pennsylvania on the way to a camping spot and found a mountain of ceramic dishes and tea cups in the middle of the woods!?…. from WTF
13. Do not enter
Abandoned train tunnel we found in the woods from AbandonedPorn
14. WTF is it?
15. Scary
16. Ghost tree
17. Explosive
My brother found this (missile?) in the woods in Tennessee from whatisthisthing
18. Who you gonna call?
Found this phone booth in the middle of the woods from mildlyinteresting
19. Holy sh*t
20.
Friend found this while hiking the Connecticut wilderness from pics
Beware!
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This Is What It’s like to Run a World-Class Penis Museum
If you are reading this article, you’re clearly my sort of people – because who wouldn’t be curious about what it takes to run a museum full of penises?
Luckily, there’s a man with experience ready and willing to let us all in on the family secrets.
Hjotur Gisli Sigurosson curates the Icelandic Phallological Museum, a vocation handed down by a father who indulged a penis fascination by collecting interesting specimens wherever he ran across them.
Hjotur was just 10 when his father, Sigurour Hjartarson, began his collection in 1974. The first specimen was a “pizzle,” or a dried bull’s penis, that was given to Sigurour as a joke. He began a collection that grew until he opened it to the public in 1997.
Hjotur never thought the collection was odd, and recalls time spent with his father fondly.
“I had great adventures going to remote places to harvest organs with my father,” he told Mental_Floss.
The collection includes mostly Icelandic mammal specimens, harvested from dead animals (like beached whales) or given to the family by hunters. Hjotur says, though, that they “never ask for an animal to be killed just to harvest the organ.”
They have one human specimen.
“It was from a 95-year-old man. He signed a letter of donation in 1996, and when he died in 2011 a doctor removed his penis.”
The collection also includes 23 “mystical creature” penises, like “elves, trolls, and mermen,” though Hjotur acknowledges that “some, we suspect, are man-made.”
The museum sells every practical object in the shape of a penis you could ever want – cutlery, lamps, bottle openers, etc – so basically, now you know where to go before your next bachelorette party!
Hjotur isn’t ashamed of the collection, as “there is nothing pornographic or offensive on display,” and he points out that people from all over the world come to visit.
“The reaction is 99.9% positive. Most people see the humorous side and some get very into the scientific angle of it. Most people enter not knowing what to expect and come out smiling or laughing. Last year, we had a little over 20,000 visitors.”
He thinks, too, that seeing the, um, variety might help people understand that when it comes to anatomy, there is no “normal.”
“You’ll learn that as with everything in nature, the diversity in this department is as great as in any other; even within the same species the difference in size and shake is often quite remarkable.”
Hjotur, like his father before him, is always adding to his collection – “a new one, a bigger, better one, a different one” – and he’s open to starting a gallery that honors phallic art in all forms, too.
If you’re looking for something a bit off the beaten path on your next trip to Iceland, well, how can you pass this up? It’s education, it’s entertainment – what more could you ask for in a tour stop?
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