Okay, confession time: I am a snorer. And the ironic part: I lose my mind when I’m sleeping in the same room with someone else who snores.

But it doesn’t seem to bother some people at all. I have a friend who said she likes it because it’s soothing. Soothing.

Oooookay, what planet are you from again?

Anyway, if you have to deal with a snorer in your life, these posts will look very, very familiar.

1. Bragging rights

Snoring is basically bragging about being asleep, so loudly, that it stops other people from sleeping.
It’s like lying there screaming “I’M HAVING A LOVELY SLEEP”

— Chris Ramsey (@IAmChrisRamsey) August 29, 2018

2. Great…

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He fell asleep like this before dinner #sundayafternoon #napping #heavymetalboyfriend #punkgirlfriend #snoringboyfriend #theysayromanceisdead #someonestired #dayoff

A post shared by Rebecca Coote (@miss_peroxide) on Nov 19, 2017 at 8:02am PST

3. The Six Stages

Stages: Coping w Snorer
1 Nudge
2 Say "You're Snoring"
3 Roll them
4 Kick/Growl
5 Stab w pen
6 Scream TAKE THIS CUP O SUFFERING AWAY FROM ME

— Feral Hogs Mancino-Williams (@Manda_like_wine) May 26, 2016

4. Last night’s count was…

My wife got a Fitbit for the sole purpose of proving how many times I wake her up in the middle of the night by snoring.

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) January 20, 2016

5. Ugh

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#mood #boyfriendstuff #snoringboyfriend #memes

A post shared by Liz Getz (@liz_getz) on Jun 26, 2018 at 12:08am PDT

6. It’s over

*watching husband sleep*

Me: "I just love him so much, he's my everyth-"

*husband snores*

Me: "I can't live like this."

— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) August 28, 2016

7. Futuristic

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When three heads are are better than one. To breathe, or not to breathe, that is the question. Wether it better to be anoxic… #cpap #sleep #mask #head #apnea #sleepapnea #sleepdisorder #RLS #restlesslegs #narcolepsy #breath #rem #shakespeare #snore #snoring #sleeplessinchicago #chicaomedical

A post shared by Productivewhiledoomed (@productivewhiledoomed) on Nov 5, 2018 at 6:25pm PST

8. Sexy

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Nothing says “let’s have sexy time” more than a big sleep study apparatus strapped on your melon. #snoringhusband #sleepapneasucks @kellierasberry @asandwichandsomelovin

A post shared by Allen Evans (@thealanzo1971) on Sep 29, 2018 at 9:54pm PDT

9. STFU

*my dog whimpers in her sleep* omg so cute

*husband breathes in his sleep* SHUT THE FUCK UP

— oll (@dulcetry) June 24, 2015

10. Still love him, though

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#cantsleep#tired#snoring#themr#instatext#needsleep#please#night

A post shared by Jennifer Couture (@couture_jen) on May 23, 2013 at 7:54pm PDT

11. That’s hot

Snore again and I’ll smother you.

–married pillow talk

— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 16, 2015

12. Drowsy

When your husband snores the majority of the night…#sendhelp #snoring #wifeproblems pic.twitter.com/IGb8ZsMMEd

— Jamie Stephens (@oujamie) March 7, 2017

13. Let me sleep, please

Me, crawling into bed, "Can you do me a favor?"
Hubs, "OMG YES!"
Me, "Let me go to sleep first so I don't have to listen to your snoring."

— Lady Lawya (@Parkerlawyer) March 7, 2017

14. Hahahaha

I'm not saying you were snoring much it's just that I've never had such an intense dream about the local sand & gravel before-

— Al Dente (@six_2_and_even) March 11, 2017

15. Me? No…

“Me? I don’t snore.” – every person who snores for 7 hours a night

— George Balekji NBC15 (@GeorgeBalekji) March 17, 2017

Good night and good luck.

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