We’re all stressed out.
Let’s cut through the noise: there are a lot of bad things going on in the world, so it’s important to forget about work, family, and world events once in a while and just LAUGH.
Here are 15 tweets that should de-stress you – at least for a bit.
1. That didn’t work out.
my body: *gives me signals to sleep the whole entire day*
me: *goes to bed*
my body: https://t.co/56RpHRcGC5
— ✶ (@existings) November 6, 2019
2. NO NOISE WHATSOEVER.
proud to announce that i will be participating in No Noise November this month. please do not speak to me. i will not be listening
— trish (@ULTRAGLOSS) November 1, 2019
3. That’s devastating.
when ur playing "cards against humanity" and u think ur card is hilarious and then the person reads it out loud and not a single person laughs, yeah that shit hurts
— ig: itsnotdarwin (@itsnotdarwin) November 7, 2019
4. I got it. This time.
[5am]
Cat: *retching in the hallway*
Me: *tired moan*
My dog: *kisses my forehead* I’ll go.
—
steph
5. Well…this is awkward.
when you and another student see each other on the same google doc at 2 am pic.twitter.com/lJFPw3pfDt
— sedimentary delight (@wintermintleaf) October 21, 2019
6. Time to hit the road.
flight: scheduled to depart at 3 pm
my parents at 4 am: pic.twitter.com/UGJa0AEcun
— omar (@omarIoya) October 17, 2019
7. I don’t know why this is so entertaining.
Me: Welcome to McDonalds, can I take your McOrder?
McDonalds Boss: Again *rubs temples* you don't need to put Mc in front of words
Me: Oh ok *turns back to customer* welcome to Donalds
— Jon (@ArfMeasures) October 18, 2019
8. Been there many times.
The four stages of a day off:
1. I will do so much stuff
2. Later I'll do lots of stuff
3. Eventually, I'll do some stuff
4. Oh no.— Little Miss Badass (@littlemzbadass) October 19, 2019
9. Time to end this story ASAP.
After i say “ that’s crazy “ twice, please wrap up ur story
— Zak (@mtroskiII) October 14, 2019
10. It’s not called YES-vember.
It’s NO-vember. Don’t ask me for shit
— man wit a plan (@CaliShottie) November 1, 2019
11. Good one!
when your friends make fun of your biggest insecurity but you have to act like it doesn't bother you https://t.co/EeOTAvPJJa
— ♛ (@clearily) October 4, 2019
12. In for a long day.
what they say it is: a 9-5
what it actually is: waking up at 6am, leaving the house by 7:30, staying late to finish up work and leaving the building at 6pm, getting home at 7:30 due to rush hour, sitting on the couch for 30 mins questioning everything. a 6am- 8pm.
— fairy god mom (@lyxopk) November 1, 2019
13. It’s very dangerous.
nobody:
primary school teachers: and then he swung back on his chair and died— 𝖇𝖗𝖆𝖙𝖟 𝖆𝖓𝖌𝖊𝖑 (@gothincolour) August 31, 2019
14. I’m not super, okay?
waiter: would you like a soup or salad?
clark kent: [laughs nervously] a super salad? i'll just have a regular salad please
waiter: alri-
clark kent: [loudly] a regular salad for a regular man
— dirt prince (@tiemoose) September 1, 2019
15. That is very difficult.
when you try pulling the hotel blanket from where it’s tucked pic.twitter.com/bSIk8azVJ6
— ♡ (@kaylasheagg) November 4, 2019
That sure did the trick for me!
Do you feel better?
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