Have you spent any time participating in online dating? It can be kind of a crapshoot. And by crapshoot, I mean that you encounter a lot of weird people and odd situations. And some funny stuff, too, once in a while.

The Instagram account Overheard Bumble compiles funny conversations from that dating site, and here are 15 examples that will make you laugh, cry, and shake your head.

1. That’s very important.

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some things we find important in a relationship: that our partner has a bed frame, that they know how to set up an HDMI cable, that their screen time is less than 4 hours a day, that their lips have never touched a juul, that they know the difference between they’re/their/there, everyday/every day, you’re/your, that they wake up at the first ring of their alarm, that they’re not a person who shoots out of their seat when the plane lands, that they’re not influenced by social media advertising, that they don’t bother us when we’re meditating, that their meditating doesn’t take away from the daily attention we require, that they own fewer than 1 non weather specific hat, that they travel domestically without checking a bag, that they don’t have keyboard sounds activated on their phone, that they love us despite our innumerable checklist of prereqs! *these are opinions (subjective!); don’t bash us in the comments if you don’t agree, please!!! but feel free to drop some things you find important in the comments* #OpinionsAreOurOwn #overheardbumble

A post shared by Overheard Bumble (@overheardbumble) on Aug 13, 2019 at 3:01pm PDT

2. Ouch…

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never settle… even if that means swiping right for someone so you can hit up their friend, tom… by @carolinefaraone, an inspiration to all of us and the bearer of an invaluable lesson: blur out your friends’ faces when posting group photos… or be prepared to be their personal dating attaché. #IYDKNYK #ItsAboutTom #overheardbumble #tbt

A post shared by Overheard Bumble (@overheardbumble) on Jan 24, 2019 at 1:32pm PST

3. That might be the reason.

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yes, this makes sense. it’s either that or someone cast a spell on her*. unrelated: tag someone who is single or you’ll step in puddles of syrup every day for the next 300 years! *(joking. obviously fine to be single for a day or a billion days! live your best life!! but probably best to forward those emails… just in case.) #ChainMale #overheardbumble

A post shared by Overheard Bumble (@overheardbumble) on Nov 13, 2019 at 2:41pm PST

4. At least they’re honest.

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and how does that make you feel? #AnExaminedLife #overheardbumble

A post shared by Overheard Bumble (@overheardbumble) on Oct 16, 2019 at 10:44am PDT

5. You might get lucky!

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the lower your expectations, the bigger the surprise! #AModestProposal #overheardbumble #tbt

A post shared by Overheard Bumble (@overheardbumble) on Sep 26, 2019 at 8:44pm PDT

6. Can’t be seen with you in public.

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relationships are about compromise. in this case, the compromise was flip flops instead of crocs, which still kind of sucks… but a+ for being open to change!!! : @kelseybost, who has recently recovered from the flu. #FancyFootwork #overheardbumble

A post shared by Overheard Bumble (@overheardbumble) on Aug 19, 2019 at 7:16pm PDT

7. Hahahahaha.

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trying to explain this concept was only 10% as difficult as trying to assemble one item from the display… and 5% as upsetting as falling out of love with our boyfriend while sitting on a #poäng chair. #DesignCatfish #NotAnAd #overheardbumble : @amandaassi, who has a photo of herself inside an IKEA as one of her bumble pics…

A post shared by Overheard Bumble (@overheardbumble) on Jan 16, 2019 at 8:56pm PST

8. Ghosted again.

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hi, we’ll take “why are you on this app” for $800. we’re on this app for someone to check a connection with on the pattern, watch the finale of euphoria together, and then never utter a single word or share another meme with for the rest of our days. #HBU?? : @rawkinfemale, who’s on #ThisApp for the same reason we all are… #ReadyToBeGhosted #overheardbumble

A post shared by Overheard Bumble (@overheardbumble) on Jul 30, 2019 at 2:35pm PDT

9. Phone’s about to die.

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ok… we’ll be gone in 2-3% *tbh, we’re the person on the yellow, and our phone is at 85-90% charged * #ChargedUp #overheardbumble

A post shared by Overheard Bumble (@overheardbumble) on Aug 28, 2019 at 5:52pm PDT

10. Took a while to respond.

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sure it’s been 3 years, but in dog years… it’s worse. : @victoria_mckenzie, an avid keeper of time, whose 3 year anniversary with this maltipoo owner is rapidly approaching! #DogDays #ItsBeenThreeYears #overheardbumble

A post shared by Overheard Bumble (@overheardbumble) on Apr 9, 2019 at 6:31pm PDT

11. Now that is love.

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in the hierarchy of relationship status symbols, defending a loved one in the comments section is slightly more meaningful than an engagement ring, and slightly less meaningful than exchanging fingerprints to unlock each other’s iphones… #NEWRULES#CrazyInLove #overheardbumble

A post shared by Overheard Bumble (@overheardbumble) on Nov 14, 2018 at 5:20pm PST

12. Zing!

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in some cultures, disappointing a loved one is a sport. thanks for listening. : @dbtwothree, a self proclaimed… #jet #sports #overheardbumble

A post shared by Overheard Bumble (@overheardbumble) on Nov 11, 2019 at 6:17pm PST

13. A good comeback.

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when harry met sally 2: when remy from ratatouille met tom from tom and jerry. by @rufiav, an ad hoc etymologist of sorts #CatAndMouse #meaux #overheardbumble #tbt

A post shared by Overheard Bumble (@overheardbumble) on Jul 18, 2019 at 11:22am PDT

14. Time well spent.

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presented without comment except for the following: we urgently need photos of this costume. (we have reached out but have yet to hear back.) *comment below if you would have smashed the REPORT flag * #DogFieri #overheardbumble

A post shared by Overheard Bumble (@overheardbumble) on Nov 1, 2019 at 2:42pm PDT

15. A killer opening line. 

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sometimes coming up with things to ask to get to know someone is difficult! here are some ideas if you’re stuck and shrek won’t work: what’s your opinion on cold soup? how many times have you sneezed in the past calendar year? what evidence do you have that your life is not one massive livestream? are you team natalie or team caroline? describe yourself from the point of view of your ex’s mom. who is the most important male actor named “chris” in your opinion? *FEEL FREE TO ADD YOUR OWN BELOW, AND ALSO CHECK OUT OUR STORY FOR SOME HIGHLY RELATABLE DATING HAIKUS* #IceBreakers #overheardbumble

A post shared by Overheard Bumble (@overheardbumble) on Sep 11, 2019 at 5:18pm PDT

Do you have any funny/awful/embarrassing/ridiculous online dating stories?

Tell us all about it in the comments so we can all feel your pain!

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