Funny and painful. Kind of sums up dating and being in a relationship, doesn’t it?
That’s kind of sad, actually…
Sad, but true!
In the spirit of soul-crushing experiences, let’s take a look at some funny tweets about sex and dating. Yay!
1. Or maybe even 60…
If you’re 20 and he’s 28 yall should NOT be dating
There is a HUGE maturity gap
You need to be with someone who’s your own age mentally
(He needs to be at least 45)— sad_girl2000 (@needyasshoe) August 7, 2018
2. It sure does add up.
Single food be $7.92
Relationship food be $93.73
— RJ (@darkkskinrj) October 7, 2019
3. Two sides of the coin.
this is a weird age because half of my friends are in serious relationships and the other half are drunk or high by 3pm
— ya dig? (@ezzygarciaa) October 6, 2019
4. You are not alone, my friend.
I give every guy I date a 3 red flag rule.
The rule is if I find three or more red flags then I become colorblind for the remainder of our toxic relationship
— Mat
(@matchu_chutrain) October 8, 2019
5. That’s a bummer.
I was on tinder and accidentally swiped left on a guy I had a HUGE crush on and I obviously wanted to match him, so I literally BOUGHT tinder premium for $9.99 JUST to go back and swipe right on him
….we didn’t match
— breezy (@brivergenz) December 22, 2018
6. Let’s go to the rankings.
casual sex implies the existence of ranked competitive sex
— incorrigible mozart goose (@_jazzghost_) October 8, 2019
7. Making all kinds of noise.
Boyfriend: what’s wrong?
Girlfriend: nothing….
Girlfriend the rest of the day:
— ᴹᴱᴰᵁᶻᴬ (@SwoleSensei) September 13, 2019
8. You might as well.
what I love about “dating around” is that instead of one bad boyfriend you can have five
— ellory smith spooky & hot (@ellorysmith) October 7, 2019
9. What a surprise that must’ve been.
dating my last boyfriend was like being on the bachelor but not knowing I was on the bachelor
— Sara Morse (@saramorseyy) February 27, 2019
10. Doing it all wrong.
i’m sorry i roasted you i was trying to flirt
— m3aruf (@m3aruf) September 20, 2019
11. That’s not a date?
Why don’t guys ever ask me on dates??? My friends are always like “yeah john asked me on a date” and I’m like wow that’s nice Jake asked me to come over at 2 am when he was drunk and then the next morning asked me what happened so that’s really romantic
— Alyssa Schoener (@alyssa_schoener) October 2, 2019
12. She quit her job for YOU.
Women be so busy until they start liking you. Like ma’am where did your job go?
— Mr peanut butter (@OluRoger) September 23, 2019
13. Is that good or bad?
Honestly dating me is a flex
— beatles hate account (@unpleasantbabe) July 7, 2019
14. Way to ruin the friend group.
i hate when my friend starts dating an idiot and i have to be like how could you bring this man into our lives
— dirt prince (@pant_leg) August 4, 2018
15. I’m trying…trust me.
be the hot sexy single that you want to see in the area
— matt (@poastsbymatt) September 23, 2019
I hate to do this to you, but…please share some of your own awkward/painful/hilarious sex and dating stories in the comments.
We need to feel better about ourselves over here!!
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