It’s been a long day…
But rest assured, these 12 tweets are going to stand the test of time and be there for you when you need them…
12. We’ve got seconds for that.
Behind every strong woman is 5 other strong women who proofread her email real quick when they had a second
— Gabby Noone (@twelveoclocke) April 25, 2016
11. Wanna borrow it for the day?
i pulled out my insulin pump in class and sarah leans over and goes “is that the new iphone 10!?”. fuck u sarah it’s diabetes
— Jake Hullinger (@_LitRomney) December 5, 2017
10. I feel seen.
me:
white woman’s kitchen:H
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L ????
L &&
O ??????yum
coffee
john 3:16
— ً (@taIIant) March 7, 2019
9. *snort*
how'd he have time to write all those plays then pic.twitter.com/O6I4qc4YPY
— #softmom (@tatianawrites) March 20, 2017
8. Oh and here’s my cool card just keep it.
[slipping DJ $20] my good sir would you turn it down a skooch
— Mark Magark (@markedly) December 2, 2017
7. Very good advice.
I’ve learned in my 27 years of life that you cannot send 2 questions to a man in the same text message, or separate messages before receiving a reply to the first one. You will only get an answer to one of your questions. Simple creatures. Slow down for them.
— peach (@paigelokkesmoe) March 11, 2019
6. Now tell your brother you’re sorry.
our cats had a fight and my parents are trying to make them resolve it lol pic.twitter.com/O7IHihmPo1
— allie oetken (@allieoets) June 26, 2016
5. You know it’s confusing.
stop naming your babies James. name him Jame. he is one Jame.
— kelly johnson (@ohheyohhihello) November 13, 2017
4. All valid.
socrates: to do is to be
plato: to be is to do
scooby: do be do
— lemonard mouth (@avantnard) March 13, 2019
3. Sick burn.
"Wow 3 tattoos.. those are pretty permanent you know"
Me: wow 3 kids… those are pretty damn permanent CAROL
— Emily Barry (@EmiBarry) July 26, 2017
2. Goals.
I overheard a guy saying to his girlfriend "are you ready to fucking rage" as they walked into target together and that's what I want
— k80 (@kpfeffss) June 25, 2017
1. It’s not the 70s, people.
no one:
not a soul:
literally NOBODY:
me: pic.twitter.com/896bahseZM
— sarah (@cmbgaga) March 21, 2019
We’ll see if I’m right in 5 years or more!
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