It can feel like dads (and men in general) get all of the credit for making jokes and such, but the truth is, women are totally hilarious – and when ladies are cracking jokes about marriage and family life, it’s totally awesome.
If you need proof (or just like to laugh) these 11 wives have their humor locked and loaded!
11. I mean, if you want to live.
Or stay married. Which it doesn’t seem like this husband wants to.
Pro-tip: If your wife says her clothes aren’t fitting her because they shrunk in the dryer, you agree with her. Immediately.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) December 4, 2020
10. There is one of each kind of person in every relationship.
It won’t work otherwise. Just go with it, guys!
My phone: 58%.
My husband’s phone: 7%.
Me: Honey, I need your charger.— Jawbreaker (@sixfootcandy) September 29, 2020
9. She would know.
At least, I hope so. I guess we’ll have to review the footage.
“What footage?” you ask. Shhhhhhh!
I just heard my husband yell
“protect me squire” at his game so I’m pretty sure he’s never getting laid again— Professional Worrier (@pro_worrier_) November 13, 2020
8. We’ve seen so many of those.
Every other picture looks amazing now.
You can't hurt me. You're not a picture of me that my husband took.
— Laura Marie (@lmegordon) November 10, 2020
7. He forgot to specify fun for who.
Rookie mistake.
Husband: Let’s do something different & fun!
Me: *leaves him with the arguing kids while I go shopping*
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) September 25, 2020
6. You know what’s crazy, right?
Doing the same thing and expecting different results.
Husbands be like, “I’m gonna nap in this room that everyone uses and then act grumpy when everyone uses it.”
— Rhyming Mama (@sarabellab123) November 30, 2020
5. Why do we even bother?
We’re eternal optimists, I suppose.
Behind every good woman is her spouse who never smiles right in a couples selfie.
— misty (@skedaddle74) November 17, 2020
4. See, even Twitter knows.
And they’re not even married to you.
Husband: are you mad
Me: no I’m fine
!⃝ ???? ????? ?? ????????
— Vision Bored (@VisionBored1) November 17, 2020
3. And definitely don’t go looking for brie tomorrow.
It won’t be there, my friend.
If you walk in on your wife binge-eating brie over the sink, it’s probably in your best interest to pretend you don’t see her.
— Snarky Mommy (@SnarkyMommy78) November 13, 2020
2. I cannot like this fast enough.
The other option is murder.
Before marrying someone, listen long and hard to the sounds of their chewing because that's the soundtrack to the rest of your life.
— Lil Bit
(@LizerReal) October 16, 2020
1. There are worse things.
Especially if there are actual wings for you to nosh.
Really good football today so my husband is bringing in tvs from every room and putting them all over our den so now my house looks like a Buffalo Wild Wings.
— Lady Lawya (@Parkerlawyer) September 26, 2020
I aspire to be this funny one day! Or maybe even two days. It would be nice to have two days where I am this funny.
Is it pushing to dream for three? Possibly four?
I’ll just stick with the one for now.
Which one of these had you saying “yaaassss girl” under your breath? Tell us in the comments!
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