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Wives Who Are Way Funnier Than Their Husbands

It can feel like dads (and men in general) get all of the credit for making jokes and such, but the truth is, women are totally hilarious – and when ladies are cracking jokes about marriage and family life, it’s totally awesome.

If you need proof (or just like to laugh) these 11 wives have their humor locked and loaded!

11. I mean, if you want to live.

Or stay married. Which it doesn’t seem like this husband wants to.

10. There is one of each kind of person in every relationship.

It won’t work otherwise. Just go with it, guys!

9. She would know.

At least, I hope so. I guess we’ll have to review the footage.

“What footage?” you ask. Shhhhhhh!

8. We’ve seen so many of those.

Every other picture looks amazing now.

7. He forgot to specify fun for who.

Rookie mistake.

6. You know what’s crazy, right?

Doing the same thing and expecting different results.

5. Why do we even bother?

We’re eternal optimists, I suppose.

4. See, even Twitter knows.

And they’re not even married to you.

3. And definitely don’t go looking for brie tomorrow.

It won’t be there, my friend.

2. I cannot like this fast enough.

The other option is murder.

1. There are worse things.

Especially if there are actual wings for you to nosh.

I aspire to be this funny one day! Or maybe even two days. It would be nice to have two days where I am this funny.

Is it pushing to dream for three? Possibly four?

I’ll just stick with the one for now.

Which one of these had you saying “yaaassss girl” under your breath? Tell us in the comments!

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Wives Who Know What It Takes to Keep Their Husbands Happy

There might not be one single secret to a happy marriage that works for everyone, but there are tried-and-true ways to keep a man happy. One of them, it would seem, is humor.

And if you think I’m wrong, take a look at these 15 wives – they’ve definitely got some pretty good ideas.

15. Why couldn’t he just open the fridge?!

Men are so difficult.

My wife has been waiting for 2 days for me to open fridge. Lol from funny

14. It’s important to celebrate the little things.

Or the big things, as it would happen.

Got my husband some post-vasectomy snacks- amazing how much genital related food you can find! from funny

13. Someone at Pixar has a sense of humor.

Because otherwise why do Buzz’s hands do that?!

My wife asked me to grab something in the bedroom, this was waiting for me… I chose the right woman from funny

12. That’s definitely a way to get his attention.

Don’t mess with dads and their smoke alarms.

11. Okay now I need to know how to do this.

It’s pretty funny.

It appears my wife personalized our keurig. from funny

10. You gotta keep the excitement alive.

That’s one way to do it.

I asked the kind lady at the pet shop for a shed tarantula skin, to put amongst the bananas to scare my husband! from funny

9. Romantic AND funny?

She’s a keeper, man!

Wife made me a pillow. from funny

8. That’s a hint, right?

I promise he didn’t get it.

7. Because that takes some effort.

She obviously really loves you. Ha!

My wife and I make banners for each other on birthdays. This was what I woke up to this morning. I love this woman. from funny

6. His face is less than amused.

He’s used to it, his expression says.

My wife decided to dress up as me for Halloween. from funny

5. You gotta appreciate a good April Fool’s joke.

I’m sure Aaron did!

My sister’s April Fools’ prank on her husband. from funny

4. Oh man this woman is my hero.

I can only assume her husband has a sense of humor.

Not what my husband had in mind when I told him I made a sexy dress from funny

3. Marry a girl who goes above and beyond.

Even if you regret it sometimes.

My husband bet me I couldn’t shave his foot without him waking up. This is what he woke up to this morning. from funny

2. The end result is the same.

I am going to use this on my kids.

My wife made me a passive aggressive flow chart to use every time I get hungry from funny

1. Just in case you miss her.

And you’d better miss her, man.

So my wife is going away for a few months. This is how she left our bed this morning. from pics

I’m going to have to give some of these a try!

What’s your secret to keeping your husband happy? Let’s swap tips in the comments!

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Hilarious Wives Who’d Better Hope Their Husbands Find Them as Funny as We Do

If no one has ever said it’s a sense of humor that keeps relationships fresh and alive, they definitely should have. I personally believe that the couples who laugh, tease, and generally give each other sh*t have the very best chance of making it.

These 13 wives are holding up their end of the bargain, and I sure hope their husbands have the sense of humor to match!

Otherwise, there could be trouble.

13. Yes, now that we’re all on the same page.

Though honestly any husband who actually witnessed childbirth has to give us this one.

12. There is no way to make your man happier.

Well, fine, maybe a FEW ways, but not over text.

11. “Love you anyway.” Lol.

I’m guessing he knew what he was getting into when he married her.

10. I can almost smell the perfume.

Everyone needs something to snuggle.

9. I’m not sure any of this made him feel better.

But it IS candy so I’d say there’s a decent chance.

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8. I’m definitely going to need some brown Play-Doh.

Though with two toddlers and a puppy in the house, I’m not likely to get blamed.

7. You gotta go with what the Spaghetti-Os give you.

You don’t pick the letters. The letters pick you.

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6. That’s just the pick-me-up he needed I’m sure.

But also, where did she get those Post-Its?

5. I mean sometimes the jokes write themselves.

And you can’t NOT send them.

4. I’m not sure my husband would find this amusing.

Going to get me one of these anyway.

3. You gotta do what you gotta do.

Formal or informal, take the night off.

2. Anytime you can make your husband laugh is the right time.

And drawing penises is never not funny.

1. If you want to keep him on his toes…

This should definitely do the trick.

Seriously, I bow to them. I hope I am half this funny one day.

What’s the funniest thing you ever did to your spouse? Did they appreciate it? Tell us the story in the comments!

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10+ Hilarious Wives Whose Husbands Are Very Lucky Men

I tell ya, fellas, there’s nothing quite as awesome as being married to a beautiful lady with a great sense of humor. I count my lucky stars every day that my wife and I share so many laughs.

For real, if you have a good, funny woman in your life, hang on and never let go.

1. A work of art

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2. Didn’t tell him she was putting up this horrifying decoration

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3. Did this in his sleep

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4. Looks exciting

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5. For when she’s out of town

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6. It’s only tarantula skin, but oh boy…

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7. That’s not nice

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8. Evil milk

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9. Boom

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10. This is good

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11. Beautiful pizza coupon collage

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12. A nice gift

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13. Just for you

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14. Happy vasectomy!

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15. Flow chart

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Now those are some funny gals.

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