Twitter is my favorite source of snark online. It really does show that great comedy can come from the most unlikely sources. The best thing is that you get a seemingly endless new supply pretty much every week.
Hold on to your devices, these are the best tweets of the week!
1. Will spring ever arrive?
Us: “Spring you still comin.?”
Spring: “Who all ova there.?”— Unkle Ky. (@TheyLuvKyron2) March 5, 2019
2. We’ve all lied to the doctor
me at my doctor’s office once a year pic.twitter.com/hm54k3Eptc
— huckleberry jinn (@audatitty) March 3, 2019
3. Adults without kids
kids under 3 :
me : “say fuck you”
— he-men-uh (@cxrrea) March 5, 2019
4. The truth about dogs
My dog when she’s about to throw up pic.twitter.com/sMzQWjvMGN
— John from HR (@john_from_hr) March 6, 2019
5. Elon Degeneres
Also, meet Elon Degeneres pic.twitter.com/r6xUGzOngD
— Anis Muslić ⣢ (@0xUID) March 6, 2019
6. OMG, I’ve stared in this one!
‘why did i wear that’ the musical
— steph (@stephsstone) March 6, 2019
7. Sad but true
Deleting my zero like posts as if I’m an affluent Victorian family locking their problematic child in the attic to save their status in society
— calista! (@calistagif) March 4, 2019
8. Hay!
ashley: hey
ashleigh: heigh
— Kristen Arnett (@Kristen_Arnett) March 6, 2019
9. They both saved my soul just by listening
I am not kidding you when I tell you I think about this Jessica Simpson and Jewel “Who Will Save Your Soul?” performance daily. pic.twitter.com/IMl42fNmMy
— Matt Stopera (@mattstopera) March 5, 2019
10. Best romantic story
8 yrs ago, I was crying alone at a park. A dog ran up to me and nuzzled his snout at my knees. His owner was a handsome cardiologist that ended up dating me. But after 6 weeks, he said his life was “so crazy right now” and started dating an Equinox receptionist. This isn’t us. pic.twitter.com/iL7FhtjAr2
— Eden Dranger (@Eden_Eats) March 3, 2019
That’s a wrap! Hope you’re laughing!
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